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2012-09-28

by shaenon on September 28, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Railway Children
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  1. eddddd the mad genius
    September 28, 2012, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Vote president bear in 2012: 4 more years!

    • Classic Steve
      September 28, 2012, 7:10 am | # | Reply

      Bearack?

      • JET73L
        February 20, 2015, 8:13 am | # | Reply

        Bearack Ursine Obearma.

    • Rex Vivat
      September 28, 2012, 8:24 am | # | Reply

      If he offers me several stiff drinks every time I’m stuck doing something I don’t like, he’s got my vote.

  2. Andrew
    September 28, 2012, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Jeffery is off his meds again, or maybe it’s tequila?

    • Eddurd
      September 28, 2012, 4:36 am | # | Reply

      There’s my problem … I’m off my tequila. I gotta see my doctor, get my prescription refilled.

      • Efogoto
        September 28, 2012, 10:05 am | # | Reply

        One wonders why you see your bartender…

        and why he says “Now, turn your head and cough.”

  3. alurker
    September 28, 2012, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    … someone’s feeling a little bitter today?

  4. M. Alan Thomas II
    September 28, 2012, 2:35 am | # | Reply

    Gee, it’s like a reverse Tip (a career soldier who IS a namby-pamby therapist AND LOVE IT).

    • M. Alan Thomas II
      September 28, 2012, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      *LOVES

      Gah!

  5. Eddurd
    September 28, 2012, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Rock The Casbah”, The Clash)

    Now Skin Horse didn’t make it
    At their attempt before …
    Our chance, we gotta take it
    At getting through this door!
    Now Vi, she tells Virginia,
    “Go, bring to me some chalk!”
    While wishing she was having
    A Presidential talk!

     [CHORUS:]
      I’d re-e-ally like it!
      Drinks at White House! Drinks at White House!
      I’d re-e-ally like it!
      Drinks at White House! Drinks at White House!

    See Vi-o-let is stuck now
    With puppets on her hand …
    She saying “WTF now?
    I’ve served my native land!
     When Uncle Sam came knocking,
     I answered to his call!
     I work for Anasigma,
     I’ve given it my all!
     I’m dreaming of a night at
     A Presidential ball
     With lots of al-co-ho-o-o-o-ol!”
      [repeat CHORUS]

  6. Dewy
    September 28, 2012, 6:36 am | # | Reply

    I think the therapy puppets are working…on violet.

  7. Jay
    September 28, 2012, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    OK, so they’re trying to talk to GODOT. But can GODOT talk back?

    Maybe they should try reading something instead. Or maybe that explosives manual already said exactly what GODOT thinks of them…

  8. commodorejohn
    September 28, 2012, 9:24 am | # | Reply

    Lordy, she’s therapizing herself!

  9. Katrika
    September 28, 2012, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    This is actually the first time I’ve emotionally connected with Violet. Before she seemed, well, sort of like just an evil robot girl Tip, which I assume was the intention. Drawing parallels between the two characters and the like.

  10. Manifesta
    September 28, 2012, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    If Violet is a machine soldier, I wonder if she’s what Anasigma built after Ginny failed with Project U.N.I.T.Y.?

  11. Joyce
    September 28, 2012, 1:54 pm | # | Reply

    My guesses, Vi is a career soldier, male, put into a female robot body. This is why Tip senses something wrong with her femaleness and why, on occasion, her personality “slips” into her old habits; calling “younger” men “son” and possibly wanting to blow things up instead of talk to them. Just a guess.

    • Speedball
      September 28, 2012, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

      I’ll buy that theory, Joyce. I like the sound of it anyway.

    • Diane Castle
      September 28, 2012, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

      Nahh, it’s already been done.

    • commodorejohn
      September 28, 2012, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

      Intrigue! I wouldn’t place money on it, but it does fit your points of evidence…

  12. Stig
    December 10, 2012, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    Could ”Have several stiff drinks.” “Gee, thanks Mr. President!” be the last human memory of the career soldier before his consciousness was uploaded into Violet Bee?

    • JET73L
      February 20, 2015, 8:14 am | # | Reply

      “Hm. Tastes like PhenAUGHAUGHBLARBLLARBLE!”

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