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2012-09-27

by shaenon on September 27, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Railway Children
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  1. cwar
    September 27, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    anyone else fostering a theory violet was made using tip as a blueprint?

    • Dave Van Domelen
      September 27, 2012, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      Might explain why she can’t get it on with him…he has many flaws, but narcissism isn’t one of them?

      • Kay Gilbert
        September 27, 2012, 1:13 am | # | Reply

        Actually, narcissism is about twelve of them. Which doesn’t mean that Tip wasn’t the template for Violet, but, regarding Tip’s lack of interest, I’m more persuaded by Woozy’s “bitch” theory.

        • woozy
          September 27, 2012, 8:11 am | # | Reply

          There’s also the “it’s a comic strip and this is funny” theory.

          And, man, I am *so* tired of administrators citing Sun Tzu…

          • Saberbeam
            September 27, 2012, 12:58 pm | #

            But if more administrators quoted Sun Tzu while toying with explosives, the corporate world would be far more entertaining.

          • reynard61
            September 27, 2012, 5:53 pm | #

            “And, man, I am *so* tired of administrators citing Sun Tzu…”

            Yeah! When are they going to figure out that his treatise is called “The Art of War” and not “The Art of A More Efficient Business/Government Model”?

          • JET73L
            February 20, 2015, 8:10 am | #

            To quote Sun Tzu’s most useful quote, albeit in translated form, “Go away! I sleep!”

      • davidbreslin101
        September 27, 2012, 5:33 am | # | Reply

        Or she’s so similar to him that his hindbrain goes “Ew, incest!”

      • Rex Vivat
        September 27, 2012, 7:27 am | # | Reply

        He had no problems sleeping with himself (and Artie) in the previous storyline.

        • Dewy
          January 23, 2013, 9:53 am | # | Reply

          That was a fan created storyline. I don’t want to step on Jeff’s shoes by saying it’s not canon, but I’m saying it’s not canon.

  2. Andrew
    September 27, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    I’m really confused.

  3. maarvarq
    September 27, 2012, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    Oh, I thought Violet meant to use the puppets to seduce Tip.

    • Sparks
      September 27, 2012, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      Congratulations; you’ve probably just inspired about three fanfics.

  4. Eddurd
    September 27, 2012, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “We Will Rock You”, Queen)

    When explosives you’ve got,
    Do not
    Detonate inside of a train
    “Cause that’s just insane!
    You’re enclosed in the space,
    You’ll lose your face!
    Your innards are out and all over the place!

     We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
     We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!

    Leader saying, “Meanwhile,
    Old-style,
    We will try a diff’rent stunt
    On another front!”
    We got Vi-o-let Bee
    And Doctor Lee!
    They’ll up and try puppet-type therapy!

     We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
     We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!

  5. Mental Mouse
    September 27, 2012, 5:18 am | # | Reply

    Wait, they’re treading on Tip’s turf… this should be interesting…

  6. davidbreslin101
    September 27, 2012, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    Found my copy of the Art of War, opened it at random to see the sentence “When his troops are disorderly, the general has no prestige.” Shape up, Team Anasigma!

    • M. Alan Thomas II
      September 27, 2012, 6:24 am | # | Reply

      Yes. God knows we can’t have the above-top-secret figures who secretly run the shadow government looking bad.

  7. Klyfix
    September 27, 2012, 11:13 am | # | Reply

    Huh, so “The Art of War” has puppets. Who’d thunk it. 🙂

    • kag
      September 27, 2012, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      My brain just tried to combine Sun Tzu with Punch & Judy. If it wasn’t broken when it tried to do that, it sure is now.

  8. Shadowmehr
    September 27, 2012, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

    (*Gasp!*) Not therapy puppets! V. Bee truly is inhuman! Oh, the horror of it all!

    (strikes melodramatic pose of despair)

  9. rhexy mc sexy
    November 20, 2012, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

    i haz two things to sayz ONE OH LOOKY PUPPETS! I LIKE PUPPETS!! (and yes that was two things but the last one doesn’t count) and TWO kill them tip! and mutilate their corpses with a combination of a rake and leaf blower /grenade frog launcher!the puppets gods are angry for them stepin’ allover your ‘turf.

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