Well, it’s Unity saying this. She likes rampages and, apparently, women. A bad day would probably consist of doing paperwork, unless her notary training at that secret temple made her enjoy that more.
(TUNE: “On A Wonderful Day Like Today”, Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley)
This is not what you’d call a good day!
Now the train is disabled, the power is out!
Hundreds of zombies are lurching about!
This is not what you’d call a good day!
Now, GODOT cannot trick your mind, Nick!
See, he just can’t affect you, because you’re too far!
Right now, I’m glad you’re a brain in a jar!
Though it’s sick, he can’t trick you, dear Nick!
With the zombies on rampage, the violence is graphic!
They’re not as polite as before!
And the last time I called, on a date that was Sapphic,
This robot miss
Gave me a kiss
Then toppled on the floor!
Let me put you on speaker, okay?
We can hear ev’ry word that you’re saying to me!
You give a greeting to Vi-o-let Bee,
As we’re now hearing Unity say,
“Lesbo zombies? Now that’s a good day!”
Well, first letters are often preserved, so “fairy” is probably the obvious substitution. Not sure about godmother…although he could be self-censoring “gynodroid” because he knows it’s dangerous to actually SAY that (well, it’s a secret that’s out now, but Nick doesn’t know that).
Ooooh, Violet Green looks hurt. I missed that in my first read-through. He didn’t expect Ginny to go off and complain about his advances to someone else, I suppose.
Lesbo date? Check. Zombie Rampage? Check? Fairy Godmother? Um…let me get back to you on that.
Suddenly I am seized with a total lack of desire to know just what a *bad* day would consist of! ^_^;
Well, it’s Unity saying this. She likes rampages and, apparently, women. A bad day would probably consist of doing paperwork, unless her notary training at that secret temple made her enjoy that more.
(TUNE: “On A Wonderful Day Like Today”, Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley)
This is not what you’d call a good day!
Now the train is disabled, the power is out!
Hundreds of zombies are lurching about!
This is not what you’d call a good day!
Now, GODOT cannot trick your mind, Nick!
See, he just can’t affect you, because you’re too far!
Right now, I’m glad you’re a brain in a jar!
Though it’s sick, he can’t trick you, dear Nick!
With the zombies on rampage, the violence is graphic!
They’re not as polite as before!
And the last time I called, on a date that was Sapphic,
This robot miss
Gave me a kiss
Then toppled on the floor!
Let me put you on speaker, okay?
We can hear ev’ry word that you’re saying to me!
You give a greeting to Vi-o-let Bee,
As we’re now hearing Unity say,
“Lesbo zombies? Now that’s a good day!”
ok, now we know who is Violet Bee’s current operator.
It is Worf from Star Trek!
“Perhaps today *is* a good day to lesbo date and (deal with a) zombie rampage”
It was a bit confusing to me, too but that is Unity saying that last line.
…and that opens up a whole ‘nother can ‘o brains.
you’re right.
how did I miss that?
ah – I mistook the profile (from the left) image of Unity for Violet Bee.
wait!?!
Does this mean Unity is part Klingon?
that would explain a few thing, no?
Oh G-d, not ANOTHER great T-shirt line!
I like that idea.
maybe something like:
*image of Unity, holding her detached left hand up in her right hand. Left hand is making the Vulcan “V” sign.*
Text: “Perhaps today *is* a good day to lesbo date and zombie rampage”
and just to jumble things a bit more, have Unity wear a ‘classic’ Starfleet ‘redshirt’ uniform?
anyone up for doing a quick bit of fan art?
This is very correct.
“Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”
I’m curious as to what obscene phrase is made up of two words of two and three syllables, respectively. Any guesses?
Well, first letters are often preserved, so “fairy” is probably the obvious substitution. Not sure about godmother…although he could be self-censoring “gynodroid” because he knows it’s dangerous to actually SAY that (well, it’s a secret that’s out now, but Nick doesn’t know that).
I think it’s a reference to the censored TV version of The Usual Suspects.
You know I think this would have been even funnier if you had panned back the shot showing even more of the crowd… but still very funny.
Or zombie date and lesbo rampage. It’s all good!
Ooooh, Violet Green looks hurt. I missed that in my first read-through. He didn’t expect Ginny to go off and complain about his advances to someone else, I suppose.
Virginia blush, for whoever was counting
Me! #13, and I missed this one last time through!
This is why you should always say something before you put someone on speaker phone.