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2013-01-10

by shaenon on January 10, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Railway Children
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  1. Andrew
    January 10, 2013, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Lesbo date? Check. Zombie Rampage? Check? Fairy Godmother? Um…let me get back to you on that.

  2. Towering Barbarian
    January 10, 2013, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Suddenly I am seized with a total lack of desire to know just what a *bad* day would consist of! ^_^;

    • Shikome Kido Mi
      January 18, 2013, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      Well, it’s Unity saying this. She likes rampages and, apparently, women. A bad day would probably consist of doing paperwork, unless her notary training at that secret temple made her enjoy that more.

  3. Eddurd
    January 10, 2013, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “On A Wonderful Day Like Today”, Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley)

    This is not what you’d call a good day!
    Now the train is disabled, the power is out!
    Hundreds of zombies are lurching about!
    This is not what you’d call a good day!

    Now, GODOT cannot trick your mind, Nick!
    See, he just can’t affect you, because you’re too far!
    Right now, I’m glad you’re a brain in a jar!
    Though it’s sick, he can’t trick you, dear Nick!

     With the zombies on rampage, the violence is graphic!
     They’re not as polite as before!
     And the last time I called, on a date that was Sapphic,
     This robot miss
     Gave me a kiss
     Then toppled on the floor!

    Let me put you on speaker, okay?
    We can hear ev’ry word that you’re saying to me!
    You give a greeting to Vi-o-let Bee,
    As we’re now hearing Unity say,
    “Lesbo zombies? Now that’s a good day!”

  4. Grantwhy
    January 10, 2013, 5:49 am | # | Reply

    ok, now we know who is Violet Bee’s current operator.

    It is Worf from Star Trek!

    “Perhaps today *is* a good day to lesbo date and (deal with a) zombie rampage”

    • Dewy
      January 10, 2013, 6:45 am | # | Reply

      It was a bit confusing to me, too but that is Unity saying that last line.

      …and that opens up a whole ‘nother can ‘o brains.

      • Grantwhy
        January 10, 2013, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

        you’re right.

        how did I miss that?

        ah – I mistook the profile (from the left) image of Unity for Violet Bee.

        • Grantwhy
          January 10, 2013, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

          wait!?!

          Does this mean Unity is part Klingon?

          that would explain a few thing, no?

  5. casimir
    January 10, 2013, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    Oh G-d, not ANOTHER great T-shirt line!

    • Grantwhy
      January 10, 2013, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

      I like that idea.

      maybe something like:

      *image of Unity, holding her detached left hand up in her right hand. Left hand is making the Vulcan “V” sign.*

      Text: “Perhaps today *is* a good day to lesbo date and zombie rampage”

      and just to jumble things a bit more, have Unity wear a ‘classic’ Starfleet ‘redshirt’ uniform?

      anyone up for doing a quick bit of fan art?

  6. Jacob Haller
    January 10, 2013, 6:14 am | # | Reply

    This is very correct.

  7. Eric Burns-White
    January 10, 2013, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    “Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”

  8. jdreyfuss
    January 10, 2013, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    I’m curious as to what obscene phrase is made up of two words of two and three syllables, respectively. Any guesses?

    • Dave Van Domelen
      January 10, 2013, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

      Well, first letters are often preserved, so “fairy” is probably the obvious substitution. Not sure about godmother…although he could be self-censoring “gynodroid” because he knows it’s dangerous to actually SAY that (well, it’s a secret that’s out now, but Nick doesn’t know that).

      • Blue Wonder
        March 12, 2015, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

        I think it’s a reference to the censored TV version of The Usual Suspects.

  9. Bill
    January 10, 2013, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    You know I think this would have been even funnier if you had panned back the shot showing even more of the crowd… but still very funny.

  10. John Campbell
    January 10, 2013, 11:07 pm | # | Reply

    Or zombie date and lesbo rampage. It’s all good!

  11. Katrika
    October 5, 2014, 10:22 pm | # | Reply

    Ooooh, Violet Green looks hurt. I missed that in my first read-through. He didn’t expect Ginny to go off and complain about his advances to someone else, I suppose.

  12. Clifton
    June 21, 2017, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

    Virginia blush, for whoever was counting

    • maarvarq
      December 26, 2020, 12:36 am | # | Reply

      Me! #13, and I missed this one last time through!

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