Fusion Pie by Liz Conley
Shaenon: Behold! The wonderful printmaker and cartoonist Liz Conley has, through painstaking research, developed a recipe for Moustachio’s Man-Portable Fusion Pie (With Raisins)! Thanks, Liz!
Channing: It sounds delicious, Liz! And totally non-explosive, as an added benefit!
He forgot the yellow cake.
No, yellow cake is for a fission torte. For a fusion pie you need heavy water.
Well, there’s no heavy water in this recipe, either. Maple syrup is not an adequate substitute.
Well, there’s lemon juice. That’s heavier than water. Close enough for me.
It’s in the crust.
Bake at 9999 for 1/100th of a second
Cool! Recipies!
my friend and I made it today!
We are taking this to my in-laws for Thanksgiving this year.