No, little owl. You were better the first time.
Why do you even keep reading this comic?
Why do I get the feeling that that owl is painted yellow, orange, green, turquoise, and pink?
(TUNE: “London Bridge Is Falling Down”, traditional)
Your reports are all the same! There’s no slang, much too tame! Your vocabulary’s lame, My square lackey!
What you did is not my beef … What you say gives me grief! Please, some comedy relief, My square lackey!
Metal “homies” “got your back”! “Jonesing” for their attack! “Ho” Lee scientist we’ll “whack”! My square lackey!
No, little owl. You were better the first time.
Why do you even keep reading this comic?
Why do I get the feeling that that owl is painted yellow, orange, green, turquoise, and pink?
(TUNE: “London Bridge Is Falling Down”, traditional)
Your reports are all the same!
There’s no slang, much too tame!
Your vocabulary’s lame,
My square lackey!
What you did is not my beef …
What you say gives me grief!
Please, some comedy relief,
My square lackey!
Metal “homies” “got your back”!
“Jonesing” for their attack!
“Ho” Lee scientist we’ll “whack”!
My square lackey!