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2013-01-29

by shaenon on January 29, 2013 at 12:00 am
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  1. John Campbell
    January 29, 2013, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    No, Dr. Lee’s not Mad at all. How could anyone think that?

    • Rob
      February 1, 2013, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

      She’s not mad. Just irresponsible.

    • Smithnik
      February 1, 2013, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

      True. A responsible scientist would invent a brain synthesizer, rather than a mere vending machine. A fannish scientist would invent one that could also synthesize dishes from SF tv shows and movies. Now THAT would be responsible science.
      “I’ll have brains with an Altairian curry sauce, and a side of 307 ale…”

      • Dementron
        December 18, 2016, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

        It is a brain synthesizer. Where did you think the brains came from? That’s how they can have the undead and the living living together in peace like they do.

    • WJS
      July 8, 2019, 6:31 am | # | Reply

      She’s quite possibly mad, but she’s not Mad with a capital M. That has a very specific meaning and it’s quite annoying when people keep insisting that if she’s a scientist who’s crazy she must be a Madgirl.

  2. maarvarq
    January 29, 2013, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    Ah yes, Dr Lee’s “sensible” science. So much less scary than mad science…

  3. Eddurd
    January 29, 2013, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Zip-Ah-Dee-Do-Dah”, Allie Wrubel and Ray Gilbert)

    Sensible science! Sensible tech!
    This ma-chine is a absolute wreck!
    Broken and burned up, busted to heck!
    Sensible science! Sensible tech!

     Not abnormal nor malicious!
     I am such … a smartie,
     I’ll perk up the office party!

    Sensible science! Sensible tech!
    Brain-O-Mat vendor, done in a sec!

    • reynard61
      January 29, 2013, 5:56 pm | # | Reply

      *frantically digs around in junk box for an internet that’s in reasonably good awarding condition*

    • Sparks
      January 30, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Ed, you really outdid yourself.

    • Andrew
      January 30, 2013, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      Thanks, Ed. Now I’ll have that song playing in my sleep!

      • Wayne Zombie
        February 1, 2013, 8:20 am | # | Reply

        All you have to do is not read SH except for breakfast, then you have a happy, chippy tune running through your head all day and not playing in your sleep! No problemo!

    • JET73L
      February 23, 2015, 10:54 pm | # | Reply

      Sensible science.
      We do what we must because we should.

  4. Ray
    January 29, 2013, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    She believes she is sane. It’s hardly surprising; mad people believe many peculiar things.

    • bigbearseviltwin
      January 29, 2013, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      yes but in the narboniverse the mad scientists always know they are mad, but they just don’t care

      • AndaisQ
        February 1, 2013, 5:07 am | # | Reply

        Dave didn’t…

        • Malicron
          April 5, 2016, 2:23 am | # | Reply

          Yes he did; remember he wasn’t Mad until the very end. Up until then he only had the potential to become a mad scientist. He was totally aware he was bat SHIN crazy once he went Mad.

          • WJS
            July 8, 2019, 6:35 am | #

            He wasn’t aware he was a Madboy. He lacked the reality filter that most mundanes have from the beginning, and he was doing crazy physics-breaking things pretty much from day one.

        • Dementron
          December 18, 2016, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

          Of course, not everyone who has read Skin Horse has read Narbonic yet. People really should read that first, but you shouldn’t assume that they have.

    • Vincent
      April 2, 2013, 4:59 pm | # | Reply

      But I don’t want to go among mad people…

      • extremist343
        June 25, 2018, 5:32 am | # | Reply

        Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all mad here.

  5. Jack Mann
    January 29, 2013, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    It’s possible she’s not mad, but that doesn’t mean she’s sane.

  6. Tetra Valent
    January 29, 2013, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Sales should be brisk. After all, there is a severe shortage of sensible brains on board. Virginia even has the right specialty, though I don’t think she’s had much experience with that variety.

  7. Brian-M
    January 29, 2013, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    Dave had no idea he was becoming a mad scientist until afterward. No reason for Dr. Lee to be aware that this is happening to her either.

    • WJS
      July 8, 2019, 6:40 am | # | Reply

      Except that the defining characteristic of “Mad Science” in this universe is doing crazy, physics-defying things. Dave did those from the beginning, Ginny hasn’t done anything like that. That she’s a scientist and a little nuts does not make her a Madgirl.

      • awgiedawgie
        July 8, 2019, 11:06 am | # | Reply

        I would say building a “sensible brain vending machine” is pretty good evidence that she is, in fact, Mad.

        • WJS
          February 2, 2025, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

          No, it really, really isn’t. Not capital-M Mad. Mad Science is about building things that warp the laws of physics, and a frickin’ vending machine most definitely does not require that.

  8. Deja Moo
    January 29, 2013, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

    Just love the third panel; that wide-eyed innocent look as she delivers a completely mad statement.

  9. John D.
    January 29, 2013, 11:46 pm | # | Reply

    Love the use of Tau by Dr. Lee. Does she think many flywheels were built in Indiana during 1897?

    Tau is more logical than it’s more famous half-brother.

    • Tetra Valent
      January 30, 2013, 3:39 am | # | Reply

      That’s the only place you could get straight 6-Tau flywheels. Everywhere else, flywheels were round.

    • matt w
      January 30, 2013, 6:22 am | # | Reply

      I do not understand this comment.

      • Tetra Valent
        February 1, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

        Tau = 2 * Pi.

        • matt w
          February 2, 2013, 10:12 am | # | Reply

          Man, I knew about the Pi bill, and that still went straight past me.

          First I ever heard of Tau though (and I majored in math).

  10. The Auld Grump
    January 30, 2013, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Mad! They called me mad!

    Don’t they recognize eccentric when they see it?!

    N. Tesla – I Did It My Way.

  11. MutantSentry
    January 30, 2013, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    So… were slipping towards Dr. Lee’s “breakthrough” arn’t we… arn’t those generally very, well, destructive and life theatening? FUN!

    • Malicron
      April 5, 2016, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      Well, non-time-travel-altered Dave’s DID result in a thermonuclear war…

  12. caelo
    January 30, 2013, 3:20 am | # | Reply

    Head Canon Dr. Lee is a complete loon but some how all her inventions are reproducible through average backwards engineering unlike mad scientific invitation. Also if future sergio is any clue he is pretty sane but his inventions are completely unable to be backwards engineered

  13. Tetra Valent
    January 30, 2013, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    I’m going to start using Mendoza’s last line as a response to Pointy-Haired Bosses.

  14. jdreyfuss
    January 30, 2013, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    The best evidence that Dr. Lee isn’t mad is that she never does things just for the sake of SCIENCE. When she decides to create something, she starts with a purpose, designs according to that purpose, and doesn’t deviate from the purpose or add unnecessary or tangential parts to the design. The fact that she’s a sane woman working in the field of mad science is why her devices and experiments rarely end up serving that intended purpose, but that still doesn’t make her mad.

    • Tetra Valent
      January 30, 2013, 6:59 am | # | Reply

      Ah, so she’s a mad engineer.

      • Sparks
        January 31, 2013, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

        Isn’t that a bit redundant? Speaking as an engineer… how many of us do you know who would genuinely qualify as completely sane?

        • Tetra Valent
          February 1, 2013, 6:32 am | # | Reply

          Completely? That rules out just about everyone I know. The engineers have nothing on the mathematicians, though, so it’s hard to tell about the former.

      • Prodigal
        February 1, 2013, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

        The Oompa-Loompas of Mad Science.

    • Manifesta
      January 31, 2013, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

      If nothing is unnecessary or tangential, how do you explain that Nick’s sound files include burps? Or, for that matter, Unity’s perky pigtails?

      • jdreyfuss
        February 1, 2013, 3:52 am | # | Reply

        Style isn’t the same as purpose. Unnecessary elements that don’t serve a purpose aren’t the same as if, say Nick somehow accidentally had the capability to transform or travel through time, even though those things weren’t in the original design specs.

  15. BMunro
    January 31, 2013, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    I will take note of the implication that Dr. Lee’s office picnics routinely include brain-eaters.

  16. shaenon
    February 1, 2013, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    In other news, as I’m sure you’ve all noticed, we’re still working on the site issues, which have turned out to be surprisingly complicated. Garrity out.

    • Stig
      February 1, 2013, 3:37 pm | # | Reply

      I imagine they’re looking at your host’s server in panel one.

  17. kytyn
    February 1, 2013, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    Just tweeted tonight (2/1):
    “Steve Jackson Games ‏@SJGames
    Current favorite phrase: “sensible brain vending machine.” -SJ”

    (commented on today’s comic also since not sure if people will see it on this one that it references – also probably multi-commented by accident on the gocomics site –kytyn)

  18. JET73L
    July 31, 2018, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    “Straight-6 tau”: So a flywheel where the circumference is an even six times the diameter instead of that messy 6.18cetera?

    • JET73L
      July 31, 2018, 8:11 am | # | Reply

      *6.28

    • Lars H
      April 18, 2019, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      Six times the *radius*. It sounds fancy, but is in fact precisely what you get from a regular hexagon.

      I’m getting the vague impression that ‘straight-6 tau’ is some kind of reference, though. Did perhaps “Bloody Stupid” Johnson use such a flywheel in one of his designs?

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