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2013-12-24
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2013-12-24

by shaenon on December 24, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Manifesta
    December 24, 2013, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    tune: “Be Careful, It’s My Heart,” Irving Berlin, Holiday Inn, 1942

    Be clear it’s . . . not a date
    Despite the romantic bistro, it’s not a date
    I’m not pursuing courtship, just working my plan
    No matter who the fans ship, I’m not meant for one man

    So Tip, it’s . . . not a date
    Not even if we find new ways our lusts to sate
    Our mojos mesh, as does our flesh
    But you’re prey, and I’m bait
    That’s why it’s . . . not a date

  2. eddurd
    December 24, 2013, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Away In A Manger”, traditional)

    Way down in the sewers that run beneath town,
    Carnivorous zombies are dragging us down!
    Affecting our mission, this isn’t a plus!
    Carnivorous zombies that prey upon us!

    The Brain-O-Mat’s helping the undead to thrive,
    But feral-type zombies prefer their prey live!
    And Prop 39, we must help it to pass …
    Go talk to the press now, and lie out your @$$!

    Now disinformation, we must spread, and soon!
    Say swamp gas was fighting a weather balloon!
    But Artie and Tip, in a cozy cafe,
    Are certainly not on a date here today!

  3. codebracker
    December 24, 2013, 7:09 am | # | Reply

    Bwahahah, that last pannel. Artie makes this comic much better, reminds me of when I read Narbonic in a week!

  4. Rex Vivat
    December 24, 2013, 10:50 am | # | Reply

    Asking Virginia to lie? This plan can’t possibly go wrong!

    • ShenHibiki
      December 24, 2013, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

      Or she’ll go the literal route, and do the flop.

  5. Saberbeam
    December 24, 2013, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

    Nicely done today’s filkers.

    Methinks that that Doc Lee’s style of lying will be something like this:

    “No I absolutely did not see a renegade zombie devour someone! Oh wait, you didn’t even ask that? Well, um, I definitely didn’t see it, just so you know. By the way, did I mention that the brain-o-mat has a puree setting?”

  6. Shadowmehr
    December 24, 2013, 8:17 pm | # | Reply

    Well, at least everyone is going with their strengths . . . ,

    If you count “random technobabble” as equivalent to “lying”. Same deception, different style

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