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2013-12-25

by shaenon on December 25, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Moor
    December 25, 2013, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    MORALLY COMPLICATED POLITICS! Come here, oh my sweet! How dearly have I missed you.
    (And, you come with two amazingly attractive males! You do care!)

    … Don’t look at me like that, Shaenon’n’Jeffrey. You brought this on yourselves.

  2. Manifesta
    December 25, 2013, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    “Failed to prevent”? Looks like someone’s been using the time machine again.

    tune: “Jingle Bells,” James Lord Pierpont, 1857

    I failed to
    Prevent cer-
    Tain non-optimal
    Circumstances and that led to blood shedding over all
    Hey!
    I failed to
    Prevent cer-
    Tain non-optimal
    Circumstances, so I fear
    I oppose you after all

    When Prop 39
    Qualified, I thought
    Finally, some rights for me
    And my fellow humans-not
    Then I went ahead
    To a future time
    Saw a mess, and that led, I guess,
    To a total change of mind
    Woe!

    I failed to
    Prevent cer-
    Tain non-optimal
    Circumstances and that led to blood shedding over all
    Hey!
    I failed to
    Prevent cer-
    Tain non-optimal
    Circumstances, so I fear
    I can’t date you after all

  3. Myles Adams
    December 25, 2013, 1:56 am | # | Reply

    If zombies are citizens, they can be prosecuted for murder.

  4. BRGR
    December 25, 2013, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    And if not, they are subjects of the emperor, and he can do with them however he pleases.

    • s854
      December 25, 2013, 5:45 am | # | Reply

      So long as “however he pleases” is commonly associated with a GLURCH sound effect.

    • s854
      December 25, 2013, 5:46 am | # | Reply

      So long as “however he pleases” is commonly accompanied by a GLURCH sound.

  5. s854
    December 25, 2013, 5:52 am | # | Reply

    I must remember that “script timeout” doesn’t mean “failed to post” in future.

  6. eddurd
    December 25, 2013, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Snoopy’s Christmas”, The Royal Guardsmen)

    O circumstance, O circumstance …
    Non-optimal, I look askance …

    When Virginia met … with Project Skin Horse,
    Then she and Tip … would hook up, of course!
    But now Dr. Wilkin … must see if he can
    Out-mojo Artie, the gerbil-man!

    They dined on tacos … out by the sea,
    Then dancing, and lectures … on mycology!
    Artie and Tip … each try to out-do!
    But we’re left wondering, who’s playing who?

     [CHORUS:]
      Circumstance, O Circumstance!
      Less than optimal!
      Pro-po-si-tion Thir-ty-Nine,
      Bringing rights to all!

    Then Tip asked Artie, “Why are we opposed?
    You’d be supportive, one would suppose!”
    Artie said, “Well, good intentions were meant,
    But circumstances, I failed to prevent!”

    An “underground” movement … is coming, you see!
    It’s here in Colma … and not Berkeley!
    As nonhuman bloodshed … they try to prevent,
    Tip’s coat has now become sapient!

     [repeat CHORUS]

  7. Pygar
    December 25, 2013, 2:21 pm | # | Reply

    I have to wonder what UNITY nano-ichor would do to leather… or even wool or cotton. All once-living things…

  8. Shadowmehr
    December 25, 2013, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    Why do I feel that Artie is about to play the “confess-all” card? It’s beginning to sound like his sewer-dwelling, carnivorous, glurching chicken is coming home to roost. And Tip thought it was hard to get U.N.I.T.Y. out of his coat . . .

  9. Shane Wegner
    December 28, 2013, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    Stop being such a bloodist, Artie.

  10. Werwolfe
    February 2, 2017, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    You mean it’s possible for the nominal oppressed underclass to turn into vicious monsters in turn? Wells old bean, you’re a credit to your namesake.

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