(TUNE: “Walk Like A Man”, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)
(grraaahAAHHaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhAAAAAAHHH
CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP …)
Quacks … like a du-uck!
Mark was his name,
When to us he came,
Seems he got pulled into the sewer!
Zombies, no doubt!
If word of this gets out,
Then we’ll be up the Creek of Manure!
If it …
[CHORUS:]
Walks like a duck, talks like a duck,
Quacks like a duck, it sucks!
Brain-eating spree? Zombie it must be!
(Yes, but there are no ac-tual ducks …)
Don’t say a word!
If news of this is heard,
We’ll just be spreading panic and fear!
I’ll tell you square,
That if the truth’s out there,
We don’t want any of it in here!
Dr. Lee is forgetting one thing in this case: When a zombie starts crawling through the sewer grabbing random sapients and glurching them; Skin Horse is the proper authority to call. I’m pretty sure this is outside the Marines’ charter, after all.
Hm, Artie could fit down there. I’m sure he wouldn’t kill anyone, but he might kidnap a few people – or convince them that staying hidden would benefit their cause – and might put fake blood and guts outside the sewer.
Here’s some duckies for Unity:
http://youtu.be/mIt7WRyo4bU
I’d always heard that there were zombie ducks in the sewers of San Francisco…
(TUNE: “Walk Like A Man”, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)
(grraaahAAHHaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhAAAAAAHHH
CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP …)
Quacks … like a du-uck!
Mark was his name,
When to us he came,
Seems he got pulled into the sewer!
Zombies, no doubt!
If word of this gets out,
Then we’ll be up the Creek of Manure!
If it …
[CHORUS:]
Walks like a duck, talks like a duck,
Quacks like a duck, it sucks!
Brain-eating spree? Zombie it must be!
(Yes, but there are no ac-tual ducks …)
Don’t say a word!
If news of this is heard,
We’ll just be spreading panic and fear!
I’ll tell you square,
That if the truth’s out there,
We don’t want any of it in here!
’Cause if it … [repeat CHORUS]
(grraaahAAHHaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhAAAAAAHHH
CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP …
grraaahAAHHaahhaahhaahhaahhaahhAAAAAAHHH
CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP … CHAWMP …)
Time for Unity to chow down….
I’d love to see Unity meet Howard the Duck- but I don’t know which would outweird the other…
Dr. Lee is forgetting one thing in this case: When a zombie starts crawling through the sewer grabbing random sapients and glurching them; Skin Horse is the proper authority to call. I’m pretty sure this is outside the Marines’ charter, after all.
Hm, Artie could fit down there. I’m sure he wouldn’t kill anyone, but he might kidnap a few people – or convince them that staying hidden would benefit their cause – and might put fake blood and guts outside the sewer.
Virginia’s thought: Not so different from Anasigma after all.
How ’bout this never-ending row of duckies?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/537/