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2022-04-04

by shaenon on April 4, 2022 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Phantomwise
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  1. thejoemoose
    April 4, 2022, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    I take it Pavane does not know about the upcoming wedding. I wonder how they’ll react then they find out they didn’t get invited.

    • TheWreck
      April 4, 2022, 1:26 am | # | Reply

      Well, now Pavane can feel what Tip is feeling.

  2. palenoue
    April 4, 2022, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Somebody get Unity an Instant Pot! STAT!

    • Candace
      April 5, 2022, 1:08 am | # | Reply

      She’ll need a Blend-Tec first, to break the tanks down into smaller pieces, before she can fit all that into an Instant Pot

  3. Wizard
    April 4, 2022, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Honestly? Not a complaint I ever expected to hear from UNITY.

    • Candace
      April 4, 2022, 12:59 am | # | Reply

      I wonder what happens if she barfs on the A-sig tanks…

      • Shadowmehr
        April 4, 2022, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

        Things will get interesting if her nanotechnology can override electronic and mechanical systems the way it does biological ones. It makes her “pandemic” classification clearer.

        • awgiedawgie
          April 4, 2022, 2:36 pm | # | Reply

          She already demonstrated that she could establish a link with the robots, so I’d say she’s already there. Someone just needs to suggest to her the idea of barfing on the tanks. And the A-Sig dudes armor.

          Oh, wait… maybe that would be bad.

          Oh, who cares. Let’s see what happens!

          • Shadowmehr
            April 4, 2022, 8:27 pm | #

            Spoken like a true mad scientist.

          • awgiedawgie
            April 4, 2022, 9:16 pm | #

            Heh, heh, heh.

          • Candace
            April 5, 2022, 1:09 am | #

            I would like to see this happen, I think. (Although I might regret that later…)

  4. The Flower Cosmic
    April 4, 2022, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Does this count as holding the line?

  5. Frank Hightower
    April 4, 2022, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Wait, do the others need to puke Unity back up?

    • D. Walker
      April 4, 2022, 3:00 am | # | Reply

      I mean, if they haven’t already, they will eventually do so, as their bodies reject the nanites, but Unity herself doesn’t need those nanites back, as we’ve seen in the past.

      Think of it like a petri dish containing a bacterial colony – if you take little bits off the dish and use them to infect other creatures, the colony itself still exists, regardless of what happens to the infection offshoots.

  6. Robert Nowall
    April 4, 2022, 5:59 am | # | Reply

    I’d thought they were just going to do the saucer equivalent of walking up a ramp into the ship. First a tractor beam…then a transporter beam…somebody from Lovetron has watched way too much “Star Trek.”

  7. Robert Nowall
    April 4, 2022, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    Unity stands in her own kind of groove,
    Complainin’ of tank indigestion.
    Chopper and Lee want their ashes to move,
    They said, “There’s a new act of aggression.”
    Anasigma has got a
    New attack (ack, ack, ack, ack, ack).
    You oughta see by now (oughta see)
    Who needs to stay here and bivouac?
    If that’s what you think is so funny?

    It seems like a giant crime,
    But that’s what they’re all about.
    People, if they’re moving in,
    Then you’re movin’ out.
    You’re movin’ out.

    Sweetheart the Good Dog has something to fear,
    She worries about all this leavin’
    She thinks that something underhanded is a-happening here,
    The offer’s too good for believin’
    They’re trading in this planet to a maniac (ack, ack, ack, ack, ack).
    They oughta see right now.
    And if they can’t see
    That the deck is stacked,
    At least she can say she’s achievin’

    It seems like a giant crime,
    But that’s what they’re all about.
    People, if they’re beamin’ in,
    Then you’re beamin’ out.
    You’re beamin’ out.

    You should always wonder about flying blind (bi-bi-bi-bi-bi)!
    You oughta see by now.
    You can take Aunt Pavane with this paradigm.
    If that’s what you want in kind,
    If that’s what it’s all about,
    Good luck movin’ up
    ‘Cause we’re movin’ out.
    We’re movin’ out! (mmm-hmm!)
    Oh, oh, uh-huh (mmm)
    We’re moving out!

    —from “Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song),” written and performed by Billy Joel.

    • Andy4Hire
      April 4, 2022, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

      Nicely done.

    • Candace
      April 5, 2022, 1:12 am | # | Reply

      Well done, Robert!

  8. Robert Nowall
    April 4, 2022, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    New troops are about to get closer. They’ll come at them like a bulldozer. It’s time to get beaming for those who are dreaming of life with the Lovetron proposer.

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