Actually, narcissism is about twelve of them. Which doesn’t mean that Tip wasn’t the template for Violet, but, regarding Tip’s lack of interest, I’m more persuaded by Woozy’s “bitch” theory.
When explosives you’ve got,
Do not
Detonate inside of a train
“Cause that’s just insane!
You’re enclosed in the space,
You’ll lose your face!
Your innards are out and all over the place!
We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu! We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
Leader saying, “Meanwhile,
Old-style,
We will try a diff’rent stunt
On another front!”
We got Vi-o-let Bee
And Doctor Lee!
They’ll up and try puppet-type therapy!
We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu! We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
Found my copy of the Art of War, opened it at random to see the sentence “When his troops are disorderly, the general has no prestige.” Shape up, Team Anasigma!
i haz two things to sayz ONE OH LOOKY PUPPETS! I LIKE PUPPETS!! (and yes that was two things but the last one doesn’t count) and TWO kill them tip! and mutilate their corpses with a combination of a rake and leaf blower /grenade frog launcher!the puppets gods are angry for them stepin’ allover your ‘turf.
anyone else fostering a theory violet was made using tip as a blueprint?
Might explain why she can’t get it on with him…he has many flaws, but narcissism isn’t one of them?
Actually, narcissism is about twelve of them. Which doesn’t mean that Tip wasn’t the template for Violet, but, regarding Tip’s lack of interest, I’m more persuaded by Woozy’s “bitch” theory.
There’s also the “it’s a comic strip and this is funny” theory.
And, man, I am *so* tired of administrators citing Sun Tzu…
But if more administrators quoted Sun Tzu while toying with explosives, the corporate world would be far more entertaining.
“And, man, I am *so* tired of administrators citing Sun Tzu…”
Yeah! When are they going to figure out that his treatise is called “The Art of War” and not “The Art of A More Efficient Business/Government Model”?
To quote Sun Tzu’s most useful quote, albeit in translated form, “Go away! I sleep!”
Or she’s so similar to him that his hindbrain goes “Ew, incest!”
He had no problems sleeping with himself (and Artie) in the previous storyline.
That was a fan created storyline. I don’t want to step on Jeff’s shoes by saying it’s not canon, but I’m saying it’s not canon.
I’m really confused.
Oh, I thought Violet meant to use the puppets to seduce Tip.
Congratulations; you’ve probably just inspired about three fanfics.
(TUNE: “We Will Rock You”, Queen)
When explosives you’ve got,
Do not
Detonate inside of a train
“Cause that’s just insane!
You’re enclosed in the space,
You’ll lose your face!
Your innards are out and all over the place!
We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
Leader saying, “Meanwhile,
Old-style,
We will try a diff’rent stunt
On another front!”
We got Vi-o-let Bee
And Doctor Lee!
They’ll up and try puppet-type therapy!
We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
We’ve been rea-ding Sun Tzu!
Wait, they’re treading on Tip’s turf… this should be interesting…
Found my copy of the Art of War, opened it at random to see the sentence “When his troops are disorderly, the general has no prestige.” Shape up, Team Anasigma!
Yes. God knows we can’t have the above-top-secret figures who secretly run the shadow government looking bad.
Huh, so “The Art of War” has puppets. Who’d thunk it. 🙂
My brain just tried to combine Sun Tzu with Punch & Judy. If it wasn’t broken when it tried to do that, it sure is now.
(*Gasp!*) Not therapy puppets! V. Bee truly is inhuman! Oh, the horror of it all!
(strikes melodramatic pose of despair)
i haz two things to sayz ONE OH LOOKY PUPPETS! I LIKE PUPPETS!! (and yes that was two things but the last one doesn’t count) and TWO kill them tip! and mutilate their corpses with a combination of a rake and leaf blower /grenade frog launcher!the puppets gods are angry for them stepin’ allover your ‘turf.