He is eternal, a knotted continuum birthed from the heart of the universe itself – an undulating mass of contorted flesh and twisted bone, a cosmic anatomical nightmare, whose existence serves one purpose: to replicate itself in two dimensional form.
Very good points, and under normal conditions (relatively speaking), I’d agree with your odds.
However, given Sweetheart’s current “crazy-eyed” status, she’s one “GPS recalculating” away from going around the bend and/or over the edge. Given that, I’d say it’s currently much closer to a tie.
Two words you never want to see together. “Evil” and “cartoonist.”
Present company always excepted, of course.
Shh! Quiet, quiet…
But hey, at least they’re not mad!
Remember the Joker’s Theory: it only takes one Really Bad Day to cross that line…
(music) “Don’t get angry, get Mad!”
True, true… redundancies like that are so unnecessary…
Rob Liefeld still exists, right?
Rob Liefeld has always existed.
He is eternal, a knotted continuum birthed from the heart of the universe itself – an undulating mass of contorted flesh and twisted bone, a cosmic anatomical nightmare, whose existence serves one purpose: to replicate itself in two dimensional form.
Much like Tip and his record in the Army, it’s rather easy to forget Sweetheart is a genetically engineered battle dog.
And HT once almost effortlessly gutted a humanoid rhino. I’m still betting on the tiger in the case of a fight.
(Not that there will be one. With main characters, rule of funny generally prevails).
Very good points, and under normal conditions (relatively speaking), I’d agree with your odds.
However, given Sweetheart’s current “crazy-eyed” status, she’s one “GPS recalculating” away from going around the bend and/or over the edge. Given that, I’d say it’s currently much closer to a tie.
Yeah, H.T. better watch out! Sweetheart might knock over his cup of coffee! The horror!
She might knock over the closest one available, which happens to be the one he drank this morning.
Which would be pretty troublesome for him.
Didn’t Scott McCloud have something to say about evil cartoonists, before he had to edit it out of his “Understanding Comics”, authorized edition?