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2017-07-04

by shaenon on July 4, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Sure as You're Born
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  1. Rick
    July 4, 2017, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Doggie cologne

  2. Rick
    July 4, 2017, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Is HT one of the golden ones?

    • Jay
      July 4, 2017, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      I didn’t know “To Serve Man” had a “To Serve Turtle and Opossum” appendix, but HT filling a UFO with “snack food” does sound very… in character. (Nominative determinism, even!)

  3. OneUniverse
    July 4, 2017, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    At least HT is *trying* to appear polite: He could have just said something about how Sweetheart’s smell makes his mouth water.

    • Candace
      July 4, 2017, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      H.T.’s mama clearly taught him to always use good manners at the dinner table.

  4. M. Alan Thomas II
    July 4, 2017, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    That’s not the Greenbanks Hollow Covered Bridge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenbanks_Hollow_Covered_Bridge). Perhaps it is some more modern-built, old-timey bridge in the area?

    • matt w
      July 4, 2017, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

      Vermont has lots of covered bridges. From a cursory image search, the one that most resembles to me is the reconstructed Bartonsville bridge (the original was washed away in Hurricane Irene): http://www.bartonsvillecoveredbridge.com/.

      • matt w
        July 4, 2017, 12:37 pm | # | Reply

        …which is nowhere near the area, of course. I’d forgotten that we were explicitly in Greenbank’s Hollow. I think the problem is that most of the covered bridges wouldn’t let you see the team as they crossed.

      • John Campbell
        July 4, 2017, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

        We also have lots of bridges with roofs on that aren’t “true” covered bridges because they aren’t truss construction, as this one indeed appears not to be. Many of them are private and poorly documented.

  5. Salt
    July 4, 2017, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Is it just me or does Anthony have a distinctly Young Davenport vibe?

  6. Bruce A Munro
    July 4, 2017, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Tony does not look entirely pleased by his boss, but maybe he’s just got resting grumpyface.

    • awgiedawgie
      July 4, 2017, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      In panel two, his “Oh, he’s pleasant” kinda feels like he’s giving it that “Oh, he’s so pleasant to visitors that it’s nauseating” inflection. His expression is sort of like “I only work for him so he won’t eat me.”

      • Shadowmehr
        July 4, 2017, 9:42 am | # | Reply

        Standard employee-employer relationship then.

  7. Exasperation
    July 4, 2017, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    Keep downgrading, Sweetheart! KEEP DOWNGRADING!

  8. steamghost
    July 4, 2017, 6:11 am | # | Reply

    It’s always like this when techies run into inhuman resources types.

  9. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    July 4, 2017, 7:40 am | # | Reply

    That’s Director Fancy to you, Mr. HT. You watch your ass.

    • BRGR
      July 4, 2017, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, it’s director Sweetheart. Fancy is her middle name.

      • Andy4Hire
        July 4, 2017, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

        The naming convention may be different for dogs than it is for (some) humans. Sweetheart is referred to as “Agent Fancy” in formal introductions (e.g., here), suggesting that that’s the accepted, polite form of address for her. “Sweetheart” is usually only used by characters who are on more familiar terms with her.

        Also, at least Buddy and Muffin, and likely other dogs in Captain Bram’s pack, have names beginning with “Captain’s Fancy,” so it’s plausible that either “Fancy” or “Captain’s Fancy” functions like a family name for all of them.

      • Daibhid C
        July 4, 2017, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

        I think the dogs use “Fancy” or “Captain’s Fancy” as their family name, even though it comes at the start and is two words. They’re like double-barrelled Bajorans.

        • theysabet
          July 4, 2017, 2:11 pm | # | Reply

          **sings** Here’s your one chance, Fancy; don’t let me down!

          Yeah, yeah, I’m an antique; whatever. 😛

          • Towering Barbarian
            July 4, 2017, 6:52 pm | #

            “Now if you want out then it’s up to you!”.

            Always glad to find a fellow antique. ^_~

          • awgiedawgie
            July 4, 2017, 7:46 pm | #

            Oh wow. Is that song really old enough to make me an antique? But then I’m more likely to be singing about a girl in “tight fittin’ jeans.” So I’m definitely an antique.

        • Rick
          July 5, 2017, 12:20 am | # | Reply

          The name of the breeder’s kennel, Captain’s Fancy

        • BRGR
          July 5, 2017, 12:46 am | # | Reply

          In that case, does that make Valentine her first name?

  10. Shadowmehr
    July 4, 2017, 9:45 am | # | Reply

    Okay, this is not going to be the best of days for either of them.

    H.T. has a bunch of federal agents viewing whatever scheme he’s trying to implement this time, which will but a crimper in his plans.

    Sweetheart has to deal with H.T., the Malcolm X/Magneto of sapient madtech.

    Let the snark to snark battle begin.

    • Eddurd
      July 4, 2017, 11:40 am | # | Reply

      Shadowmehr, I think you meant “Professor X”, not “Malcolm X”. Although Malcolm probably would have supported nonhuman sapient rights.

      • Carl Fishman
        July 4, 2017, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

        Eddurd; I believe it’s a reference to someone’s comment that Professor X is an analog of MLK Jr., while Magneto is an analog of Malcolm X. (In terms of tactics, etc.)

        • Andy4Hire
          July 4, 2017, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

          Yes–specifically, Artie’s comment.

      • BRGR
        July 4, 2017, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

        Eddurd, you don’t read enough comics. Magneto’s ideology is modelled after Malcolm X, and Professor X’s after Martin Luther King Jr.. Mr X certainly would have supported non-human rights had he been non-human himself. Which he was to a certain stripe of people, but that’s besides the point.

        • luciferlordofpride
          July 4, 2017, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

          I think Eddurd thought that by ‘Malcolm X/Magneto’, ShadowMehr meant ‘Malcolm X versus Magneto’

          • Towering Barbarian
            July 4, 2017, 6:57 pm | #

            In an event of that sort my bet would be on Magneto. Malcolm X would merely be a “competent normal” at best and he spent too many of his character points on social skills. ^_^

        • Towering Barbarian
          July 4, 2017, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

          Mutant humans are still human.

  11. Robert Nowall
    July 4, 2017, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    You’d think the two of them would be on a first-name basis by now.

    • BRGR
      July 4, 2017, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      I’d think they’d be conspiring. But that would mean the end of the world as we know it, ruins in its place and air-ship docking platforms on sky-scrapers. That’s not going to happen in this alternate reality.

  12. Robert Nowall
    July 4, 2017, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    I’m the boss of cosmognothics,
    Conspiring to conquer on the sly.
    I’ve got a plan to take down Uncle Sam,
    Here on the Fourth of July.

    I like this agent dog named “Sweetheart,”
    She resists my evil ploy.
    Hungry Tiger came to Vermont
    Just to cause this problem,
    I am that very HT boy.

    —from George M. Cohan.

    • Cloudster
      July 4, 2017, 11:19 am | # | Reply

      Very good, Robert, and an excellent choice of tunes!

      (That’s “I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy” if you’re having trouble parsing it.)

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