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2014-10-15

by shaenon on October 15, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. mechageist
    October 15, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    So, let’s say one of the other corps members is a cyborg called… Robocentaur… with a quadrupedal lower body to replace the vestigial leg stumps he was born with. Would she mentally project ol’ Robo as being legless in an interview? Rude.

    • jdreyfuss
      October 15, 2014, 8:04 am | # | Reply

      I agree with you that she should project him in his preferred shape, but I’ve thought about your argument and here’s what her answer would be. Robocentaur’s legs would be considered a prosthesis, so projecting him as a human torso attached to a robotic horse body would not dehumanize him.

      On the other hand, Nick’s prosthesis is the jar. The Osprey is a vehicle that transports him. It’s condescending and demeaning, but it makes sense from the perspective of someone who wants to prevent him from being seen as a nonhuman sapient.

      It also may be a matter of her not wanting to lose him, because he’s valuable to the team, but the team requires members to be human.

      • Hadashi
        October 15, 2014, 8:27 am | # | Reply

        Yep, I’m going with racism. Nick is not so much a brain in a jar as a brain with a full body prosthesis. She may think she is ‘solving’ a problem that doesn’t really exist.

        • Quin
          October 15, 2014, 9:32 am | # | Reply

          It’s the fact that while they claim he is human they really don’t treat him as such. His old job he had people that accepted him… and also played DnD, watched movies and possibly played video games with him. Here.. not so much. Sure they say “your human” but not exactly given the same freedom. I mean before he didn’t have to worry about his boss invading his mind to give him a pep talk. Sure she may have tried to manipulate him, but at least she did it like a semi regular person.

  2. Dave
    October 15, 2014, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Woah, they’re already drawing lines in the sand… and they want Nick on their side!

  3. anengineer
    October 15, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Sell him to an airshow? Is that a threat or a promise?

    • Prodigal
      October 15, 2014, 1:01 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t Nick’s Prop 39 rights prohibit him being sold?

      • John Campbell
        October 15, 2014, 1:14 am | # | Reply

        It occurs to me that he might actually have more legal protection here as a non-human. If he’s a human, and his self is a human brain in a jar that happens to be riding around in a government-owned black helicopter… well, taking the jar away would be murder, but they probably don’t have any legal obligation to let him keep the helicopter. On the other hand, if he’s a helicopter who used to be human, then the Osprey is his body, and Prop 39 gives him the right to keep it.

        • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          October 15, 2014, 4:57 am | # | Reply

          That probably explains it, then

      • oneuniverse2
        October 15, 2014, 1:16 am | # | Reply

        He can be sold if he’s only an aircraft, as he implied in the third panel.

      • John Robert Mead
        October 15, 2014, 6:52 am | # | Reply

        Prop 39 only applies if he’s in California, it’s a State law, not national.

  4. John Campbell
    October 15, 2014, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    I suddenly don’t like this chick.

    • oneuniverse2
      October 15, 2014, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      She’s middle management, so she’s already suspect.

    • irdburns
      October 15, 2014, 2:12 am | # | Reply

      Suddenly? I haven’t been disposed to her since she did the telepath thing without permission. Major psychic ethics violation.
      Add in the fact that she’s DELIBERATELY manifesting him as human despite his self image and yeah, we’ve got issues. Wonder how she’d deal with someone literally transgender instead of just metaphorically.
      Also, note the human centric agenda? These guys are batting for ASig.

      • xiombrag
        October 15, 2014, 10:42 am | # | Reply

        I’m inclined to give her a pass because she’s smoking hot, but that may change over time. 🙂

        • irdburns
          October 15, 2014, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

          APPEARS to be, anyway.

  5. Altarboy
    October 15, 2014, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    It would be kind of useless to sell a being that is in itself a means of escape. There’s a 3/5 of a person joke in here somewhere, but I ain’t going there.

    • Robert Nowall
      October 15, 2014, 7:05 am | # | Reply

      Well, sooner or later he’d run out of gas, and then they’d have him. (Like in “Cars,” come to think of it.

      • Rex Vivat
        October 16, 2014, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

        And what, exactly, would you do with an aircraft that needs to be kept permanently without fuel? Why would you buy that, anyway?

    • John Schilling
      October 15, 2014, 7:06 am | # | Reply

      Most slaves had legs that worked and were not kept in chains nor under constant guard. What they lacked, was any place within walking distance that would have offered a job and/or free food to anyone who looked like them, or even left them alone to fend for themselves without interference.

      Nick’s life without kerosene, and ultimately some very specialized spare parts, is going to be extremely limited. He’s going to need more than wings and rotors to escape in any useful sense, and it’s not clear that the post-Skinhorse Narboniverse will support that.

  6. Anson
    October 15, 2014, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    Wait, by Asig’s apparent definition here of “human”, wouldn’t the zombies be human?

    • Jay
      October 15, 2014, 3:05 am | # | Reply

      Unity, too. She’s got a human brain, human lungs, human hands… and a nanotech chest engine for a heart, but what’s that compared to a jet-engine heart, really?

      • Anson
        October 15, 2014, 3:41 am | # | Reply

        I was counting her as a zombie, since that’s how she identifies.

        She has a human heart, doesn’t she? It pumps nanite sludge, but there are looser fitting examples (like as you point out, jet fuel).

      • Rex Vivat
        October 17, 2014, 12:01 am | # | Reply

        They’re not ASig, they’re AG-I. Unity applied with them, but was rejected.

  7. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    October 15, 2014, 4:57 am | # | Reply

    And he doesn’t even get his helicopter shirt…

    • xiombrag
      October 15, 2014, 10:43 am | # | Reply

      Or a propeller beanie!

  8. Robert Nowall
    October 15, 2014, 5:21 am | # | Reply

    Nick, warm and vital?

    • irdburns
      October 15, 2014, 8:02 am | # | Reply

      Sure. His heart is strong and full of love! He’s just grumpy about it.

      • John Schilling
        October 15, 2014, 11:04 am | # | Reply

        His heart is embalmed and full of formaldehyde, somewere in Dr. Lee’s memorabilia collection. We need a different metaphor.

        • John Campbell
          October 15, 2014, 11:52 am | # | Reply

          Heh. Dr. Lee literally stole his heart. And the rest of his body.

          • Sheik
            October 15, 2014, 4:37 pm | #

            Do we know that Nick’s body has been pickled?
            It might have been flash frozen with the option of replacement in mind.

          • Robert Nowall
            October 15, 2014, 6:58 pm | #

            There was an opinion expressed about where they got the awful meat they put in some MREs.

  9. Eddurd
    October 15, 2014, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Young Girl”, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap)

    [CHORUS:]
     Mind chick, get out of my brain!
     You don’t believe that I am a plane!
     Got no tact, chick,
     So bite my act, chick!

    Within my mind, I’m an aircraft
    Who swoops and soars, just like a bird!
    To other folks, I’m a V-22,
    But not to you!
    I’m just a scrawny human nerd!
     Oh, [repeat CHORUS]

    You may insist I’m a human …
    Well, as a human, I’ve got rights!
    And if I’m not, then I’ve still got rights too!
    So fiddle you!
    This whole damp situation bites!
     Oh, [repeat CHORUS]

  10. Landis963
    October 15, 2014, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    Uh, Panoptica? Last I checked, humans don’t have swear filters. Can’t have it both ways.

    • John Campbell
      October 15, 2014, 11:54 am | # | Reply

      When you’re a telepath who can meddle in people’s brains, they can have swear filters if you want them to.

      • Landis963
        October 15, 2014, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

        But Nick asked her to turn it off and she specifically declined. And this is his wired-in swear filter.

        • Andorxor
          October 16, 2014, 3:48 am | # | Reply

          It is not.The built in filter, filters his audio not his mind

  11. BMunro
    October 15, 2014, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Definitely a human-supremacist vibe here, but she doesn’t necessarily work for A-sig: I imagine human supremacism is common among the reality-clued-in.

    Where do mad scientists fit in here? Are they considered human but too unreliable to work with? Are there human-supremacist mads? Do some think of themselves as a superior species? Questions, questions.

    • irdburns
      October 15, 2014, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

      Oh they ALL consider themselves superior, that’s part and parcel of Walton’s Disorder. A separate species? They’re scientists. Too much ‘goinking’ as mess would put it for them to be.

      • irdburns
        October 15, 2014, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

        Mell not mess

  12. Shadowmehr
    October 15, 2014, 6:55 pm | # | Reply

    Oooh, she’s definitely going somewhere with this, and wants to take Nick along for the ride. Or possibly use him for transport.

    Lets see, we have A-Sig, Black Ops Social Services, the Transhumanist League Artie’s part of, and H.T.’s hench . . . er, followers. How many factions are there going to be in the end of this? You won’t be able to follow the fight without a program.

  13. Robert Nowall
    October 15, 2014, 7:01 pm | # | Reply

    You know, you can take Nick’s last “Bite my warm vital imaginary [boldface] act” either as something out of his swear filter, or that he actually says “act.”

    • irdburns
      October 15, 2014, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

      I like that both work.

  14. Clark
    November 3, 2014, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    More importantly – what happened to the balloon??

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