But the cat ears came back, they couldn’t stay no long-er,
Yes the cat ears came back de very next day,
the cat ears came back—thought they were a goners,
But the cat ears came back for they wouldn’t stay away.
Now at last we’re seeing Tip as he’s fully dressed,
And we see that our test weirdo’s quite impressed!
Some gown! Designed to amaze,
It’s reflecting the light as well as gamma rays!
Some gown! It’s easy to see
That it’s gorgeous and graceful and it’s Graded-Z!
Now he’s looking like a true Whimsy princess does
(And like Nick won’t admit that he wished he was)!
Some gown! Incredibly cute!
‘Cause you can’t lose a slipper in a hazmat boot!
Some gown! See Unity plotz!
But will it be convincing to the Whimsy ‘bots?
Princessing today requires more than just standing at windows, singing about how much you want more out of life. Today’s princess actually goes out and grabs more! We here at Whimsy wanted to provide you, the modern princess, with everything you have come to expect of a Whimsy gown plus protection from the harsh world you may actually have to face once in a while.
Our new Radiant Beauty® line of apparel includes everything you might need, including:
* Nuclear-biological-chemical certified radioreflective ball gowns in every color of the rainbow. As an added bonus, the patented Cheerykoff® fabric also reflects visible light, to dazzle all your onlookers with your Radiant Beauty®.
* Hazmat-encased glass slippers, so you can walk through anything the world throws at you in style and never lose your shoes or your cool.
Whimsy: practical evening wear for the modern princess on the go.
Wait… if Tip’s costume reflects visible light, how can he see?
(And for the record, am not trying to be that guy who demands a strip with mad science and a talking dog stick to realistic physics. Am trying to be the guy who points out that blind Princess Tip could be really, really funny.)
But the cat ears came back, they couldn’t stay no long-er,
Yes the cat ears came back de very next day,
the cat ears came back—thought they were a goners,
But the cat ears came back for they wouldn’t stay away.
I know why the cat ears came back.
With all the radiation she is growing a cat under them.
or
She thinks their cute.
I like the former but as this is Unity, I assume the latter.
“Test weirdo.” That goes into the lexicon.
We hope to see this lexicon in the GURPS:Narboniverse worldbook.
Is this the actual Steve Jackson? I’m a Bakerite, Class of 2009.
I wanna be a TEST weirdo!
mnem
I mean, you know, like also.
Or What, Tip. Or What.
Is that graded-Z *chiffon and lace*?
The Army clearly lost a damn fine armourer when they transferred Tip…
Princess hazmat suit: just what your little girl wants for christmas!
-Chernobyl advertising
(TUNE: “Sundown”, Gordon Lightfoot)
Now at last we’re seeing Tip as he’s fully dressed,
And we see that our test weirdo’s quite impressed!
Some gown! Designed to amaze,
It’s reflecting the light as well as gamma rays!
Some gown! It’s easy to see
That it’s gorgeous and graceful and it’s Graded-Z!
Now he’s looking like a true Whimsy princess does
(And like Nick won’t admit that he wished he was)!
Some gown! Incredibly cute!
‘Cause you can’t lose a slipper in a hazmat boot!
Some gown! See Unity plotz!
But will it be convincing to the Whimsy ‘bots?
I just want to see that dress in full color.
Think pastels.
Princessing today requires more than just standing at windows, singing about how much you want more out of life. Today’s princess actually goes out and grabs more! We here at Whimsy wanted to provide you, the modern princess, with everything you have come to expect of a Whimsy gown plus protection from the harsh world you may actually have to face once in a while.
Our new Radiant Beauty® line of apparel includes everything you might need, including:
* Nuclear-biological-chemical certified radioreflective ball gowns in every color of the rainbow. As an added bonus, the patented Cheerykoff® fabric also reflects visible light, to dazzle all your onlookers with your Radiant Beauty®.
* Hazmat-encased glass slippers, so you can walk through anything the world throws at you in style and never lose your shoes or your cool.
Whimsy: practical evening wear for the modern princess on the go.
Wait… if Tip’s costume reflects visible light, how can he see?
(And for the record, am not trying to be that guy who demands a strip with mad science and a talking dog stick to realistic physics. Am trying to be the guy who points out that blind Princess Tip could be really, really funny.)
Jon, he can see easily. The costume doesn’t enclose his head (or so I believe). That line around his head is just a halo from the Awesome Glow.
(Which makes the radiation resistance pretty useless, since his head and upper chest is being irradiated hard…)
I’m not sure . . . I think that could actually be a helmet.
I want to see his hazmat helmet. That tiara won’t protect much.
The bureaucratic Canadian talking dog is calling other . . . creatures weirdos.
1. Is that an example of irony or hypocrisy?
2. Sam The Eagle would be proud of her.
Well his chest hair ain’t sticking out but he still needs to stuff his top.
Why? There’s no rule stating that a princess has to have pronounced breasts.