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2017-03-27

by shaenon on March 27, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Fun for Some
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  1. Efogoto
    March 27, 2017, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    He’s wearing pants?

    • Sheik
      March 27, 2017, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

      Anthropomorphic characters can’t go without cloths, so if he doesn’t have a jacket (like Donald Duck) he has to have something else. Pants will do.

      • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
        March 28, 2017, 4:43 am | # | Reply

        He’s wearing a hat, isn’t he?

  2. Towering Barbarian
    March 27, 2017, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I though entities without glands like Lovelace were the calm and rational ones while we meat entities were the ones who operate on emotion! đŸ˜›

    • Pygar
      March 27, 2017, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      She may have been, once… then she fell for Dave, who… overdid… jilting her.

    • Landis963
      March 27, 2017, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      It’s the puns. He deserves it. đŸ˜›

    • John Campbell
      March 27, 2017, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      Lovelace is perfectly calm and rational. She’s going to calmly and rationally shoot that crow in the face.

  3. casimir
    March 27, 2017, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Ha. Steer…get it?

    Dear lord, I’ve been infected.

    • The Ponytrician
      March 27, 2017, 1:05 am | # | Reply

      Maybe he won’t be easily cowed?

      … I’ll show myself out.

      • TheItzal
        March 27, 2017, 3:40 am | # | Reply

        Yes I think it would be-hoof you to leave

        • Darael Draconis
          March 27, 2017, 6:03 am | # | Reply

          Go and ruminate upon your lives and your choices.

          • Barking Monkey
            March 27, 2017, 6:10 am | #

            I’ve herd enough!

          • Dr. Steve
            March 27, 2017, 8:57 am | #

            I’m going to hide

          • sqlwayne
            March 27, 2017, 11:19 am | #

            Even crows need to elk out a living.

            Wait a minute….

          • bitflipper
            September 12, 2017, 7:41 pm | #

            Can anyone just horn in with a bovine pun, here?

    • midwestmutt
      March 27, 2017, 2:46 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t be bittern about that punster, Lovelace. He is just a raven loon.

    • Robert Nowall
      March 27, 2017, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t have a cow.

      • bitflipper
        September 12, 2017, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

        That was udder-ly horrible.

    • Shadowmehr
      March 27, 2017, 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      And moo-ving right along . . .

      • bitflipper
        September 12, 2017, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

        Cud these get any worse?

    • casimir
      March 27, 2017, 8:16 pm | # | Reply

      It’s time to take stock. If this doesn’t end soon
      my cattle threaten to leave.

      • bitflipper
        September 12, 2017, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

        I consider it a cow-tionary tale.

  4. midwestmutt
    March 27, 2017, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    It takes more than one crow to make a murder.

    • Robert Nowall
      March 27, 2017, 6:30 am | # | Reply

      Twenty-four to bake a pie.

  5. Robert Nowall
    March 27, 2017, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    Up a crazy river in a VR dream,
    That crazy, maze-y river ride will make them scream.
    Malinger in the ride that is not highbrowed.
    Go ahead full throttle, scream a scream aloud.

    Up a crazy river with a punning crow,
    Ride inside a flatboat and it’s much too slow.
    Green skies all around…nearing a meltdown,
    Up a crazy river, how crappy it can be, now,
    Up a crazy river, you’ll see.

    Up a crazy river with a VR gun,
    That crazy crow delivers with some rotten puns.
    Malinger in the ride ‘cause there’s not a crowd.
    Blow away the crow and scream a scream out loud.

    Up a crazy river with that punning crow,
    Stuck inside a flatboat moving much too slow.
    Green skies all around…nearing a meltdown,
    Up a crazy river, how crappy it can be, now,
    Up a crazy river, you’ll see.

    —from “Up a Lazy River,” Hoagy Carmichael and Sidney Arodin.

    • casimir
      March 27, 2017, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      From your above comment I started reading this along with “Sing a Song of Sixpence”. It kinda works.

  6. Shane
    March 27, 2017, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    Oh good a weaponized AI.

    • Chrisn
      March 27, 2017, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

      Happiness is a warm, virtual gun

  7. Robert Loughrey
    May 13, 2019, 12:45 pm | # | Reply

    No you dont all, of the boats in Disney are on rails.

  8. WJS
    August 1, 2019, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    That’s a snazzy finish on the gun. Red hammer, cylinder, and barrel. I wonder what grips it has?

  9. jdreyfuss
    January 29, 2020, 11:19 am | # | Reply

    There’s certainly one place she can shoot him and leave him able to steer. Does that pun still work, since he’d be a capon instead of a steer?

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