Up a crazy river in a VR dream,
That crazy, maze-y river ride will make them scream.
Malinger in the ride that is not highbrowed.
Go ahead full throttle, scream a scream aloud.
Up a crazy river with a punning crow,
Ride inside a flatboat and it’s much too slow.
Green skies all around…nearing a meltdown,
Up a crazy river, how crappy it can be, now,
Up a crazy river, you’ll see.
Up a crazy river with a VR gun,
That crazy crow delivers with some rotten puns.
Malinger in the ride ‘cause there’s not a crowd.
Blow away the crow and scream a scream out loud.
Up a crazy river with that punning crow,
Stuck inside a flatboat moving much too slow.
Green skies all around…nearing a meltdown,
Up a crazy river, how crappy it can be, now,
Up a crazy river, you’ll see.
—from “Up a Lazy River,” Hoagy Carmichael and Sidney Arodin.
He’s wearing pants?
Anthropomorphic characters can’t go without cloths, so if he doesn’t have a jacket (like Donald Duck) he has to have something else. Pants will do.
He’s wearing a hat, isn’t he?
I though entities without glands like Lovelace were the calm and rational ones while we meat entities were the ones who operate on emotion! đŸ˜›
She may have been, once… then she fell for Dave, who… overdid… jilting her.
It’s the puns. He deserves it. đŸ˜›
Lovelace is perfectly calm and rational. She’s going to calmly and rationally shoot that crow in the face.
Ha. Steer…get it?
Dear lord, I’ve been infected.
Maybe he won’t be easily cowed?
… I’ll show myself out.
Yes I think it would be-hoof you to leave
Go and ruminate upon your lives and your choices.
I’ve herd enough!
I’m going to hide
Even crows need to elk out a living.
Wait a minute….
Can anyone just horn in with a bovine pun, here?
Don’t be bittern about that punster, Lovelace. He is just a raven loon.
Don’t have a cow.
That was udder-ly horrible.
And moo-ving right along . . .
Cud these get any worse?
It’s time to take stock. If this doesn’t end soon
my cattle threaten to leave.
I consider it a cow-tionary tale.
It takes more than one crow to make a murder.
Twenty-four to bake a pie.
Up a crazy river in a VR dream,
That crazy, maze-y river ride will make them scream.
Malinger in the ride that is not highbrowed.
Go ahead full throttle, scream a scream aloud.
Up a crazy river with a punning crow,
Ride inside a flatboat and it’s much too slow.
Green skies all around…nearing a meltdown,
Up a crazy river, how crappy it can be, now,
Up a crazy river, you’ll see.
Up a crazy river with a VR gun,
That crazy crow delivers with some rotten puns.
Malinger in the ride ‘cause there’s not a crowd.
Blow away the crow and scream a scream out loud.
Up a crazy river with that punning crow,
Stuck inside a flatboat moving much too slow.
Green skies all around…nearing a meltdown,
Up a crazy river, how crappy it can be, now,
Up a crazy river, you’ll see.
—from “Up a Lazy River,” Hoagy Carmichael and Sidney Arodin.
From your above comment I started reading this along with “Sing a Song of Sixpence”. It kinda works.
Oh good a weaponized AI.
Happiness is a warm, virtual gun
No you dont all, of the boats in Disney are on rails.
That’s a snazzy finish on the gun. Red hammer, cylinder, and barrel. I wonder what grips it has?
There’s certainly one place she can shoot him and leave him able to steer. Does that pun still work, since he’d be a capon instead of a steer?