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2014-01-22

by shaenon on January 22, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Norman
    January 22, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    No use fighting it, Jeff. The Story demands it!

  2. ngmatt8652
    January 22, 2014, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    I would be asking myself that if I hadn’t been spending the last 16 hours truing to find the red dragooning in dragon island blue. (Never get this game people it will take your life away truing to get you to find something that has a 0.01% odds of appearing.)

  3. James Rice
    January 22, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    The generally accepted term is “sewerlunking”.

  4. Tetra Valent
    January 22, 2014, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    “MUSE!”

    • Tetra Valent
      January 22, 2014, 1:17 am | # | Reply

      (Specifically:
      http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-855
      http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-869
      )

    • Burning
      January 22, 2014, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

      Beat me to it.

  5. The Ponytrician
    January 22, 2014, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Because *REASONS!*

    Alternatively: The hot tub water eventually drains into the sewers. Ergo, they are attempting to lure out the sewer-lurker by creating a bait from a delectable mix of their wine- and torte-infused sweat and tasty, tasty man/woman/mutant-gerbil-flesh. QED, they have been working hard all night! As a double bonus, the wine and torte are a tax deductible business expense.

  6. mrmonkeyhead2013
    January 22, 2014, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    The things artists must endure…

  7. Amonduul
    January 22, 2014, 3:28 am | # | Reply

    So, do comic-strip-Shaenon and comic-strip-Jeff live in the same area or are they just so rich and successful that they can fly between California and Wisconsin as need be? Or should I just not worry this much about the logistics of the fictional versions of the writers?

    • Sevendeer
      January 22, 2014, 3:41 am | # | Reply

      At first I assumed it was Andrew, but Andrew doesn’t wear glasses and Jeff does, so…I dunno.

    • jdreyfuss
      January 22, 2014, 6:44 am | # | Reply

      I think of it as a visualized representation of an email conversation, or possibly just an actual representation of a Skype conversation but with Jeff transported to a place where his blocking is funnier.

      • soft
        January 22, 2014, 8:27 am | # | Reply

        That’s how I look at it, too.

  8. maarvarq
    January 22, 2014, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    I was thinking his reply post-panel 4 should just be a meek “Yes, dear” until I remembered this would be Jeff, not Andrew, but “Yes, Mistress” might still be the safest option 🙂

    • soft
      January 22, 2014, 8:28 am | # | Reply

      With her retort, it certainly would seem like the safe response, now doesn’t it? lol

  9. Eddurd
    January 22, 2014, 6:21 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Hurts So Good”, John Mellencamp)

    I’m a comic artist …
    I do a lot of artist stuff!
    Drawing guys, ev’ry day in ev’ry way now,
    I just can’t get enough …
    Drawing shirtless men!
    Lotsa shirtless men!
    Gotta google all these images for research!
    And study them again!
    (It’s all for art’s sake!)

     [CHORUS:]
      Shirts are bad!
      Silence, fool! I say that shirts are bad!
      Drawing pecs, what fun I have had!
      I’m saying … shirts are bad!

    Mister Wells is inquiring,
    “Why is this scene essential to the plot?”
    I just find it inspiring
    To draw the guys all damp and hot …
    Because, reasons, see?
    There are reasons, see?
    I can draw them as I want them, buster!
    Indulge my fantasy!
    (It’s all for art’s sake!)
     [repeat CHORUS]

  10. Tetra Valent
    January 22, 2014, 10:53 am | # | Reply

    In particular, see:
    http:@@skin-horse.com@comic@todays-comic-855
    http:@@skin-horse.com@comic@todays-comic-869

    Change each “@” to “/”. Comic Press is suppressing links now.

  11. Tetra Valent
    January 22, 2014, 11:00 am | # | Reply

    Yesterday I was trying to figure out how Ginny’s legs were attached. Today she clearly has two right ones. There is definitely something strange in that hot tub water.

    • Andy4Hire
      January 22, 2014, 11:48 am | # | Reply

      I think the rightmost right leg is actually Tip’s, at an awkward angle. You can see Ginny’s left knee above the water, just at the edge of the first panel.

      Either that, or there is some sort of mutagen in the hot tub water….

  12. Saberbeam
    January 22, 2014, 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    If you have a chance to be in a hot tub with a bottle of wine, the real question is why you wouldn’t be there?

    To the tune of “Dancing Queen” by ABBA:

    They have wined, they have dined, now they’ll be risking their lives
    They will go, spelunking, cause they’re the backup team.

    Now it’s nighttime and Sweetheart says,
    For Tip and Lee to hit separate beds,
    They’ll be going in the sewers, beat the bad zombie,
    With some psychology.

    Sweetheart really is a good dog,
    She just can’t stand those giant frogs,
    She finds Tip and Virginia, hanging in a hot tub,
    With a bottle of wine,
    Yes, they’ll do just fine.

    They are the backup team, that’s the plan, isn’t it just keen?
    Backup team, Lee can science and Tip can preen,
    They have wined, they have dined, now they’ll be risking their lives
    They will go, spelunking, cause they’re the backup team.

  13. Shadowmehr
    January 22, 2014, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    You have Tip, and you have a hot tub. The odds of the one going into the other rise exponentially the longer they are in proximity. The other two were simply in the wrong place at the right time and got sucked in.

  14. Darkstarr
    May 13, 2016, 4:33 am | # | Reply

    @Shaenon: You sound just like my gay brother! No wonder I want to be friends with you! You’re both sickies–in other words, my kind of perv–ahem, people.

    (Yes, Tip, I know my Freudian slip is showing… And I don’t have the legs for miniskirts like you do.)

  15. darkshallfall
    August 6, 2019, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

    Ah yes, I totally want to see sexy pictures of men that not only not exist but one is gay and the other is pretty much a public bike.

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