There are some things that a trained battle dog can do that others can’t. And there are other things that still trip her up no matter how prepared she is.
This particular trained battle dog can drink an entire bathtub full of Margherita and only have a slight hangover, but it doesn’t seem like that useful a skill.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
They said I could go to the airbase,
The cat sentries said all was clear.
I thought I could go without disgrace,
But I gave in to my primal fear.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
I intended to scan all the area
There are things that a dog has to do.
There’s a lot in this place that can scare ya,
And it jumped out, and then I was through.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
I’m jealous of Remy Sage-Marron,
How he’s friends with my love, Unity.
But my plan for this walk were laid barren.
With this green thing about to bite me.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
So it came onto me in the morning,
This amphibian two inches wide.
And my act fell apart without warning
Once again, I have lost all my pride.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
A little bitty frog let me down.
—from “A Little Bitty Tear,” written by Hank Cochran, sung by Burl Ives.
To the airbase, they’re making a move. And Sweetheart has something to prove. She’s a trained dog, that’s true, but a hullabaloo with a small frog has messed up her groove.
This is adorable.
Advanced scout from the Biomass?
There are some things that a trained battle dog can do that others can’t. And there are other things that still trip her up no matter how prepared she is.
Still, a frog, Sweetheart? Really?
Frogs are slimy and icky. No wonder Sweetie freaked. :-{)
Depends how you cook’em, then their still kinda icky.
That is not slime! It is secreting mucus!
Given the typical dog’s love of rolling in various sorts of filth, that would be a bit odd.
Perhaps she suffers from some puppyhood giant amphibian trauma: never know what you’ll stumble across in the lab of a biology-focused Mad.
This particular trained battle dog can drink an entire bathtub full of Margherita and only have a slight hangover, but it doesn’t seem like that useful a skill.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
They said I could go to the airbase,
The cat sentries said all was clear.
I thought I could go without disgrace,
But I gave in to my primal fear.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
I intended to scan all the area
There are things that a dog has to do.
There’s a lot in this place that can scare ya,
And it jumped out, and then I was through.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
I’m jealous of Remy Sage-Marron,
How he’s friends with my love, Unity.
But my plan for this walk were laid barren.
With this green thing about to bite me.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
So it came onto me in the morning,
This amphibian two inches wide.
And my act fell apart without warning
Once again, I have lost all my pride.
A little bitty frog let me down.
Ruined my act as a hound.
I was intending to throw weight around,
But a little bitty frog let me down.
A little bitty frog let me down.
—from “A Little Bitty Tear,” written by Hank Cochran, sung by Burl Ives.
Come on Sweetheart, he’s a lonely frog. He ain’t got a home.
But it’s ever so jolly just being one…
Perhaps he went a-courtin’…
Great, now I have that song running thru my head.
It’s not easy bein’ green.
To the airbase, they’re making a move. And Sweetheart has something to prove. She’s a trained dog, that’s true, but a hullabaloo with a small frog has messed up her groove.
ever heard the phrase “eat the frog”?
No doubt the cats left the frog for Sweetheart as a gift, thinking she would enjoy the hunt.