It’s a jam jar and toothpicks technique. A home for Green Mother they seek. As for decoupaging, she’s had better lodging, but solving the problem? It seems kinda weak.
I used to hold out hope that one day we would find an isolated splinter of the Algonquin or Iroquois tribes that had developed alopecia totalis as a commonly inherited trait and moved to the mountains or deep woods to stay away from folks who thought of them as animals or monsters.
It was at least marginally possible. Astronomically unlikely, but possible. The “podiatrically gifted” according to this theory would just be a band of Native Americans, probably a bit inbred, that had fixed an unusual genetic trait.
Alas, I no longer hold out that hope. Astronomical unlikeliness caught up to my suspension of disbelief and eventually killed it.
Worked, didn’t it?
Don’t forget the stool! Accessorizing is key.
If they wanted to accessorize, they should have gone for a tinted jar with designs in the glass.
it’s a _sacred_ jam jar, a jam jar of untold antiquity.
It’s true – they don’t make ’em like that anymore.
“Plenty of jam jars, baby, plenty of jam jars for you.”
and when the morning star cometh, the jam jar blinks
Meesa so happy to see you, Sweetheart!!
Shoulda known the resemblance to an avocado pit was a setup for this.
Mme. des Souhaits’s problems don’t seem to be deep rooted.
Bah-dum *CHING!*
For some reason I’m reminded of when in Narbonic Dave traveled to the future and Helen was a brain in a tank…
Or when Dave was a head in a box…
It’s a jam jar and toothpicks technique. A home for Green Mother they seek. As for decoupaging, she’s had better lodging, but solving the problem? It seems kinda weak.
My headcanon is now that all Bigfoots actually migrated here a long time ago from a galaxy far, far away.
This: http://skin-horse.com/comic/best-put-on/
And this: http://skin-horse.com/comic/final-decision/
All intelligent life is just visitors. “And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ’cause there’s Bugger All down here on Earth.”
Sadly admitting I draw Sasquatches and Wookiees exactly the same way.
Well, why wouldn’t Sasquatches look like Wookies? Seems reasonable to me.
How do we know that Sasquatches aren’t Wookiees? I think Dewy’s on to something there.
There has to be a better way, but that wouldn’t be the sasquatch way.
… Though maybe with some lasers?
They have been passed down from sasquatch to sasquatch since first grade.
It’s good to see the seed can already hold a conversation and appears to retain the memories of the original Cypress.
Congratulations on meeting the 2022 Skin Horse Calendar Kickstarter goals.
+1
I never understood the toothpick thing
I used to hold out hope that one day we would find an isolated splinter of the Algonquin or Iroquois tribes that had developed alopecia totalis as a commonly inherited trait and moved to the mountains or deep woods to stay away from folks who thought of them as animals or monsters.
It was at least marginally possible. Astronomically unlikely, but possible. The “podiatrically gifted” according to this theory would just be a band of Native Americans, probably a bit inbred, that had fixed an unusual genetic trait.
Alas, I no longer hold out that hope. Astronomical unlikeliness caught up to my suspension of disbelief and eventually killed it.
Mutter mutter mutter. Sorry for the baffling thinko in the previous response. Obviously I meant ‘hypertrichosis’ and typed ‘alopecia’ by mistake.