You know I will be found,
Working with the drone.
If I can’t fool around,
At least I’ll chaperone.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Babe I might make her mad,
For smart things I might have said.
Please, let regret go fast.
Let’s look to what lays ahead.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
I’ve stopped thinking hefty,
I’m back to thinking dumb.
The brains I have eaten left me,
I’ve gone for old seat gum.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Why shouldn’t I be here?
I here to calibrate things, have no fear.
I’m just a simple creature,
Who has a job to do.
We’ll wind up watching smoochies,
If I don’t do right by you.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
—from “Don’t Be Cruel,” Otis Blackwell / Elvis Presley.
Who’s been sticking gum under Nick’s seats?
That’s what happens when you let teenagers on board
Man, she comes down from a brains high _suddenly_.
You just now noticed that? It’s like flipping a switch with her.
It’s been a while.
I’m pretty sure previously it’s worn off more gradually.
That’s IT brains for you.
Once we’re done using them, they basically go in the trash.
Disheveled Tip is sort of reminding me of a Pogo character here. I think it’s mostly the stubble.
Simple J Malarkey lives on?
You know I will be found,
Working with the drone.
If I can’t fool around,
At least I’ll chaperone.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Babe I might make her mad,
For smart things I might have said.
Please, let regret go fast.
Let’s look to what lays ahead.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
I’ve stopped thinking hefty,
I’m back to thinking dumb.
The brains I have eaten left me,
I’ve gone for old seat gum.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Why shouldn’t I be here?
I here to calibrate things, have no fear.
I’m just a simple creature,
Who has a job to do.
We’ll wind up watching smoochies,
If I don’t do right by you.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
—from “Don’t Be Cruel,” Otis Blackwell / Elvis Presley.