You know I will be found,
Working with the drone.
If I can’t fool around,
At least I’ll chaperone.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Babe I might make her mad,
For smart things I might have said.
Please, let regret go fast.
Let’s look to what lays ahead.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
I’ve stopped thinking hefty,
I’m back to thinking dumb.
The brains I have eaten left me,
I’ve gone for old seat gum.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Why shouldn’t I be here?
I here to calibrate things, have no fear.
I’m just a simple creature,
Who has a job to do.
We’ll wind up watching smoochies,
If I don’t do right by you.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
—from “Don’t Be Cruel,” Otis Blackwell / Elvis Presley.
Who’s been sticking gum under Nick’s seats?
That’s what happens when you let teenagers on board
Man, she comes down from a brains high _suddenly_.
You just now noticed that? It’s like flipping a switch with her.
It’s been a while.
I’m pretty sure previously it’s worn off more gradually.
Disheveled Tip is sort of reminding me of a Pogo character here. I think it’s mostly the stubble.
Simple J Malarkey lives on?
You know I will be found,
Working with the drone.
If I can’t fool around,
At least I’ll chaperone.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Babe I might make her mad,
For smart things I might have said.
Please, let regret go fast.
Let’s look to what lays ahead.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
I’ve stopped thinking hefty,
I’m back to thinking dumb.
The brains I have eaten left me,
I’ve gone for old seat gum.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Why shouldn’t I be here?
I here to calibrate things, have no fear.
I’m just a simple creature,
Who has a job to do.
We’ll wind up watching smoochies,
If I don’t do right by you.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
Don’t be crude, or obnoxious, dude.
I know push might come to shove,
And Babe is really all I’m thinking of.
—from “Don’t Be Cruel,” Otis Blackwell / Elvis Presley.