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2019-09-30

by shaenon on September 30, 2019 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. Alphaghoul
    September 30, 2019, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Hah! So that’s how it plays out.

  2. thedoctor55
    September 30, 2019, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Ira,sit on it and spin!

  3. sweetuncleLESLIE
    September 30, 2019, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Sic ‘im, Tip. Get him by the nose and boot him in the azz. He’s really not even human, is he, Shannon? So is his motive ‘self-loathing’? Because he’s one of THOSE he wars against….

    • D. Walker
      September 30, 2019, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

      “Remember ME, Wilkins?!?”
      “When I ~KILLED~ your brother… I talked… JUST! LIKE! THIIISSS!!!”

      • D. Walker
        September 30, 2019, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

        Dangit, I always make the mistake of thinking it’s “Wilkins” instead of just “Wilkin”.

        I know technically they’re distinct names from distinct origins, but “Wilkins” is just so much more prevalent in the modern cultural landscape.

  4. Frank
    September 30, 2019, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    ah yes, those events we thought we weren’t going to hear about again come back to bite us in the butt

  5. Ogden Wernstrom
    September 30, 2019, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Come on, Ira, your coup de grace should be invoking the competitive exclusion principle applied to species that are advanced enough to try to carve out half the planet as their ecological niche — the fight will happen regardless. Applying the principle to sentients is a little social Darwinist, sure, but that’s different from saying we know it’s wrong. We don’t have a lot of experience with two different sentient species cooperating or competing, so it’s hard to know either way. No, wait, maybe we do — talked to any Neanderthals lately? Still, given the amazing disregard we have shown to the welfare and populations of all other species — we disregard the welfare of the animals we eat, and we disregard the survival of the animals we don’t, and a significant minority these days seems to embrace the idea that we’re doing enough to protect the ecosystem so long as we avoid killing ourselves, and other species can go hang — humans sure appear to be a counterexample to the happy idea that sentients are not inclined to fight each other to the edge of extinction.

    The good news is that the notion that a fascist monoculture will emerge victorious is opposed somewhat persuasively by the Doomsday Argument which supports no winners. And apparently I’m an edgy seventeen year old nihilist. But it’s not so much that nihilism has any good rebuttals as that few people see any good use for it so as they grow up they go with some other option, Pascal’s Wager for atheists. Hokay, gotta go shampoo the phone.

    • evilmidnightlurker
      September 30, 2019, 3:57 am | # | Reply

      Every human being on the planet whose ancestry isn’t exclusively from sub-Saharan Africa has a little Neanderthal and/or Denisovan in them. We didn’t make war, we made love.

      • Ogden Wernstrom
        September 30, 2019, 7:10 am | # | Reply

        Wolves interbreed with but also kill coyotes, and different human tribes do the same thing to each other. But your objection certainly has some validity — from what I can gather after Googling “Neanderthal versus human”, we don’t know for sure whether the Neanderthals had a die-off, let alone whether humans did it. The LiveScience article on the topic is all over the map, though I suppose that could just mean they accurately avoided presenting a false consensus on the topic.

        • markhh
          September 30, 2019, 8:12 am | # | Reply

          Of course, forced sex is a form of violence. And there isn’t (and probably can’t be) any evidence showing what form the interbreeding took.

          • Sheik
            September 30, 2019, 1:59 pm | #

            Judging from present day practices it probably took _every_ form.
            Whatever works.
            And if Neanderthals and Denisovans were actually separate species from Homo Sapiens sapiens it probably happened a lot just to get _any_ results. Hybrids are usually sterile.
            We also needed the out-breeding. The genetic bottleneck event left us with a breeding population starting with less than ten thousand individuals worldwide.

  6. Enigma42
    September 30, 2019, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Tip you may not want to do this and I do not know how you are going to do this but you need to pull out the puppets.

    • Andy4Hire
      September 30, 2019, 9:29 pm | # | Reply

      It’s possible you’re just joking here but I seriously would love to see Tip’s use of the therapy puppets play a nontrivial role in saving the day.

  7. SVGeezer
    September 30, 2019, 8:24 am | # | Reply

    Not to mess with the readers, but as Tip ages would he start looking like Trump. OK, a cross dressing Trump. (There is just something about this conversation that brought that to mind)

    • SVGeezer
      September 30, 2019, 8:24 am | # | Reply

      OK. I’m TOTALLY messing with the readers….

    • Robert Nowall
      September 30, 2019, 2:50 pm | # | Reply

      He doesn’t use enough hair spray.

    • Barbara K
      September 30, 2019, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

      Tip’d look like Bowie. Trump lacks ambisexual panache and has a limited wardrobe.
      Mr. Green’s the one with the golf tan and dogmatic harangues.

  8. sweetuncleLESLIE
    September 30, 2019, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    Jeeze, Geeze. We’re dealing in images here, didn’t you remember? Even when Trump was crass-sacking Roy Cohn, he dressed very square. Most of the time.
    Got his clothes advice from J Edgar Hoover. Cohn ‘broke him in’ pretty early.

  9. Shadowmehr
    September 30, 2019, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    The Wizard didn’t invent “spin”, but as the head of a quasi-governmental black ops agency, he is probably a past master of it. Tip is only fighting with the truth, that can be overridden with enough doubletalk.

  10. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    October 2, 2019, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    Welcome to spin class.

  11. Knuckles
    February 10, 2022, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

    Please Mr Green, Tip is a master at deflecting issues.

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