In edduard’s absence…from “You’ve Got a Friend,” James Taylor – Carole King.
When you’re down, Ramshambler, and you’re up against the wall,
And nothing, whoa, nothing is working well.
Call for help on Hitty, she’ll use her feminine wiles,
To beat those other robots all to hell.
You just call Hitty’s name, and wherever she happens to be
She’ll come over and give it a whirl.
Hammers, flame throwers or tongs,
She’ll face them down for you all day long.
Yes, she’ll be there, yeah, yeah.
You’ve got a girl.
Under hammerspace rules – it is appropriate that Hitty is a she, since only the sweeter, kinder, gentler gender has access to giant hammers for use as weapons.
Thanks Robert Nowall for picking up the daily filking (and great work,too). Allow me to help out.
To the tune of “Strawberry Fields Forever” by The Beatles:
(Chorus)
Hitty goes to town, yes she will employ,
Feminine wiles, don’t smirk or smile,
She’ll show them all just what she’s got,
Feminine wiles are clever.
Fighting ain’t so easy with tiny arms,
How will they win this mad melee?
Since Hitty just can’t smash everybody all at once,
She’ll wield her sexuality.
(Repeat chorus)
Mustachio just can’t bear to see,
What utter chaos he has sown,
He’ll watch this delicate flower turn into a femme fatale,
How could he possibly have known?
(Repeat chorus)
She will use a little girl power,
To bend the robots to her will,
Seducing all of them within an hour or two,
Then smash them when they’re standing still.
So it is confirmed, hitty is a female robot.
I think that she may be about to flash them. And by ‘flash them’ I mean pound them into little bits the size of flash drives. XD
Or a hammer as a weapon. Either one, they’re easily mistakable.
“meet my hammer. I call it ‘Sexuality'”
I see shades of Grenda from Gravity Falls.
Fifty Shades of Grenda? Yikes!
“A lady that fine needs to be romanced first.” -Bender
Play it close, Master M. This one might be a keeper.
Really hoping Hitty makes it out in enough pieces to remain functioning
Is that you, Rule 34?
In edduard’s absence…from “You’ve Got a Friend,” James Taylor – Carole King.
When you’re down, Ramshambler, and you’re up against the wall,
And nothing, whoa, nothing is working well.
Call for help on Hitty, she’ll use her feminine wiles,
To beat those other robots all to hell.
You just call Hitty’s name, and wherever she happens to be
She’ll come over and give it a whirl.
Hammers, flame throwers or tongs,
She’ll face them down for you all day long.
Yes, she’ll be there, yeah, yeah.
You’ve got a girl.
Under hammerspace rules – it is appropriate that Hitty is a she, since only the sweeter, kinder, gentler gender has access to giant hammers for use as weapons.
except on Looney Tunes
HITTY WILL WIELD SEXUALITY AS WEAPON!
Never has a more terrifying sentence been uttered in the English language. Seriously, I felt my bones freeze when I read that.
“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS!” is pretty darn close.
Thor has Mjollnir, Hitty has Sexuality.
Unity has Gentle Persuasion.
Aint it the truth
Nobody said it yet? Aww. Well, with luck Mustachio can get his properly-timed blows in while she’s hitting on the competition.
Thanks Robert Nowall for picking up the daily filking (and great work,too). Allow me to help out.
To the tune of “Strawberry Fields Forever” by The Beatles:
(Chorus)
Hitty goes to town, yes she will employ,
Feminine wiles, don’t smirk or smile,
She’ll show them all just what she’s got,
Feminine wiles are clever.
Fighting ain’t so easy with tiny arms,
How will they win this mad melee?
Since Hitty just can’t smash everybody all at once,
She’ll wield her sexuality.
(Repeat chorus)
Mustachio just can’t bear to see,
What utter chaos he has sown,
He’ll watch this delicate flower turn into a femme fatale,
How could he possibly have known?
(Repeat chorus)
She will use a little girl power,
To bend the robots to her will,
Seducing all of them within an hour or two,
Then smash them when they’re standing still.
(Repeat chorus)
And then Hitty will beat other robots to death with it.
To Hitty, gender issues look like a nail.
Stop using sex as a weapon, Hitty!
I’d be distracted by Hitty.
We are truly not good enough for Hitty and Moustachio.