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2014-06-13

by shaenon on June 13, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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  1. Wesley
    June 13, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    The sunglasses make that badass somehow.

    • mickeyf
      June 13, 2014, 11:26 am | # | Reply

      I’m going to start wearing sunglasses and keeping my lips in a thin grim line every time i pick up a screwdriver now.

  2. Moe Lane
    June 13, 2014, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    I was wondering when we were going to see more of Army Captain Dennis Wilkin.

  3. Rex Vivat
    June 13, 2014, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    And… what about the sonic weapon? If I were M, I would totally have used it just then.

    • Anderson
      June 13, 2014, 4:23 am | # | Reply

      M needs to be really highly wound to have enough power to fire it. He *was* that well wound, but that was a while ago, and his key got broken when he went into Epic Customer Service mode….so he may not have enough power to do it.

  4. Brushtail
    June 13, 2014, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    Yep, you can solve just about anything with a screw driver.

    • Wdot
      June 13, 2014, 9:21 am | # | Reply

      Maybe if it’s a sonic screwdriver. 😉

      • irdburns
        June 13, 2014, 10:03 am | # | Reply

        Clink clink clink…that’s sonic isn’t it?

    • oneuniverse2
      June 13, 2014, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

      If you drink enough screwdrivers you won’t care.

  5. grantwhy
    June 13, 2014, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    hmmmm ….. will the Machine Union class what Tip just did as ‘modifications done by unauthorised contractor’?

    • BRGR
      June 13, 2014, 5:03 am | # | Reply

      Are you quoting Brazil?

  6. grantwhy
    June 13, 2014, 5:24 am | # | Reply

    ummmm …… Yes?

    🙂

    Actually, just remembering when brought in a mad scientist to fix Moustachio and the Machine Union went all ‘Maximum Overdrive’ on them.

  7. grantwhy
    June 13, 2014, 5:32 am | # | Reply

    meant as a reply to BRGR

  8. Eddurd
    June 13, 2014, 5:56 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Here Comes The Sun”, The Beatles)

    Lookee, Sweetheart!
    Our Tip has got a big screwdriver!
    Lookee, Sweetheart!
    He can disarm Moustachio!

     [CHORUS:]
      He’s got some thumbs!
      Here Wilkin comes,
      He’s got ’em …
      Left and right!

    Thinking engine!
    He boldly claims, “You cannot stop me!”
    Thinking engine!
    But Tip unhands him, even so!
     [repeat CHORUS]

       Thumb, thumb, thumb,
       He’s got some!
       Got ’em from
       Dad and Mum!

    Captain Wilkin!
    He’s wearing shades and looking badass!
    Captain Wilkin!
    He’s quite disarming, don’t you know!
     [repeat CHORUS]

  9. jdreyfuss
    June 13, 2014, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    Well now M is just . . . screwed.

    YEEEAAAAAAA–wait, that was yesterday’s gag.

    • Wdot
      June 13, 2014, 9:25 am | # | Reply

      Here, you need these: ( •_•)
      ( •_•)>⌐■-■
      (⌐■_■)

    • Prester Fred
      June 13, 2014, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

      Unscrewed, surely…

  10. Dr. Steve
    June 13, 2014, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    Never underestimate the power of a psychologist with a screwdriver. Especially when he is wearing sunglasses (and a mhavelous outfit).

  11. oneuniverse2
    June 13, 2014, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Didn’t Data have an off-switch, too?

  12. Manifesta
    June 13, 2014, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

    tune: “Undun,” The Guess Who, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLMF5GM0Kt8&feature=kp

    He’s come unarmed
    Tip grabbed a screwdriver and that was that
    Total disarmament in nothing flat
    ‘Cause it’s too late

    He’s come unarmed
    Thought that his pow’rs were vast beyond a doubt
    Now all he can do is scream and shout
    ‘Cause it’s too late

    He’s come unarmed
    Fire in the hole could soon asphyxiate
    Now’s not the time for M to bloviate
    ‘Cause it’s too late!

    It’s too late
    We need someone
    With thumbs and charm
    He’s come unarmed!

  13. davidbreslin101
    June 13, 2014, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, if only disarmament were always this simple….

  14. Stickmaker
    June 13, 2014, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    Well, Mustachio was already de-feeted…

    (Hiding, now.)

  15. Anderson
    June 13, 2014, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    Wait…..when did Chris wake up?

  16. Shadowmehr
    June 13, 2014, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

    Y’know, in a world of mad scientists, talking dogs, Frankensteins, underwater trains bigger on the inside, and 70’s scientists with armies of robots, it’s kind of nice to see someone go for the simple solution for once.

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