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2015-04-04

by shaenon on April 4, 2015 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Alphaghoul
    April 4, 2015, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like moustachio is going to jump in his mouth and start tearing out his gears.

    • GammarayCanon
      April 4, 2015, 5:52 am | # | Reply

      Or jump in Hullcrusher’s mouth, get tossed around and clog up the gears, but whatever works.

  2. Delta Echo
    April 4, 2015, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Let’s Get Rampagey.

  3. Werlitten
    April 4, 2015, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like Moustachio needs to spring into action and really put the screws to this guy.

    • Candace
      April 4, 2015, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      Moustachio’s looking at Hullcrusher mean, so looks like Hullcrusher is about to be in serious trouble.

  4. Clifton
    April 4, 2015, 1:29 am | # | Reply

    Moustachio reveals that his real name is *Rowdy* Ramshambler.

    • Darkstarr
      May 21, 2016, 1:13 am | # | Reply

      Does that mean that under his eyepatch is a Hoffman lens? (Two cookies to anyone who gets THAT reference!)

  5. comicsgal
    April 4, 2015, 2:50 am | # | Reply

    Air Supply – All Out Of Love

    I’m thinking this through with my heart gone to you
    Breaching his hull till it hurts
    I know you’ll hurt too, but what else can we do?
    Tormented, my head does smart

    I will strive to keep close your smile in my heart
    Right now when my life seems so low
    You have made me believe what tomorrow could bring
    When today doesn’t really know, doesn’t really know

    {Chorus}
    He’s in for it now, I’m all out of pop-corn
    Hitty you were right, believing for so long
    He’s in for it now, I’m all out of pop-corn
    I shan’t breach too late, I know that I was so wrong

    I want you to come back, let’s not tarry home
    We’ll have more fun all through the nights
    I’m reaching for you, are you feeling it too?
    Does the feeling seem just so right?

    And what would you say, if I called on you now
    Saying that we should flee, love?
    There’s no easy way, and we simply can’t stay
    Please say yes, my turtledove, turtledove

    {Chorus}

    What…what do you think of that?
    What do you think of that?
    What do you think of that?
    What do you think of that?

    {Chorus x3}

    He’s in for it now, I’m all out of pop-corn
    Let’s please flee this night

  6. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    April 4, 2015, 4:49 am | # | Reply

    Awesome!

    Wait…. Mustachio has seen They Live!????

    • matt w
      April 4, 2015, 8:17 am | # | Reply

      Surely They Live stole the line from Moustachio.

      • Zyzzyva
        April 4, 2015, 9:46 am | # | Reply

        I was thinking Nick, who may or may not have watched They Live but has absolutely played Duke Nukem.

        • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          April 5, 2015, 4:38 am | # | Reply

          That makes sense. He has spent a lot of time talking to Nick since Skin Horse was shut down

  7. VillageWizard
    April 4, 2015, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    Ramshambler, I’ve got your pop-corn right here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwI1j7sslYI (Humans, don’t watch, I warn you)

  8. Robert Nowall
    April 4, 2015, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    One good tap and Moustachio will bring him down like the mall in Akron.

  9. Dr. Steve
    April 4, 2015, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    Smacky talk keep talkin’ smacky talk

  10. Shadowmehr
    April 4, 2015, 10:14 am | # | Reply

    The proper Victorian gentleman has issued challenge to the oversized barbarian arena. There is only one way this will end, and it isn’t looking good for Hullcrusher.

  11. Foradain
    April 4, 2015, 11:17 am | # | Reply

    Sorry to hear that your big brother is about to be broken into digestible pieces, Hitty.

  12. Treesong
    April 4, 2015, 12:31 pm | # | Reply

    Is there anyone who didn’t get the reference? ‘I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of bubble gum.’ I have no feel for standard cultural knowledge.

    • comicsgal
      April 4, 2015, 3:06 pm | # | Reply

      For those who didn’t/don’t get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

      I remember watching that movie in a theatre before they chopped them all into teeny multi screens.

      • Sheik
        April 4, 2015, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

        The line is much older than the movie.
        I remember hearing it when in the Army back in the early 70’s.
        For all I know it was coined before I was born, say during WWII.

  13. Saberbeam
    April 4, 2015, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    Well I had to take some liberties with the length of some of the lines, but here it is.

    To the tune of “If that isn’t love” as performed by Elvis Presley:

    Hullcrusher Prime is looming,
    Waxing so eloquently,
    About total annihilation,
    Yes that’s every bots destiny,

    (Chorus)

    And if bots don’t love that,
    Then abattoirs don’t like killing,
    And Hitty doesn’t like smashing,
    And Ramshambler won’t be collecting,
    And if bots don’t love that,
    Than robot heaven’s a myth,
    Hullcrusher may be real miffed,
    If bot’s don’t love that.

    Hitty now questions this function,
    She’d rather have friends by her side,
    Even though they probably have the gumption,
    She won’t commit familicide.

    (Repeat chorus)

  14. John Beattie
    April 4, 2015, 4:10 pm | # | Reply

    RamShambler ain’t takin’ no more shit. Ain’t takin’ /none/, you catch?

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