Let’s “think happy thoughts” and assume Unity was distracted by Trinity before any serious damage was done. Maybe she just sucked off a little of the hair color. I seem to remember Tip wearing a “hat” that chewed on him for quite a while, yet, afterwards (like a Werewolf of London) “his hair was perfect”.
Tip, I really hope you had a plan of some sort. Otherwise, this was just a grand, idiotic gesture. Or, as Tom Arnold said in True Lies, “Ballsy… stupid, but ballsy.”
Look, we’ve all seen spy movies. We all know how this is gonna turn out. Tip’s just gonna end up indiscriminately murdering his way back out of this evil organization again later.
We’re all loyal Anasigma
Do you hear?
Even though it’s an enigma
Do you hear?
Dirty Spy, it’s a disgrace
How you deceived us
We lost face
Dirty Spy guy
Do you hear?
– derived from the protest ballad “Dirty Spacer” as recounted in “The Caves of Steel” by Issac Asimov
Plus, he got the star AND three hearts – heady accolades (considering it was Tip and SH that put their lives in danger in the 1st place just by arriving.) Also, it looks like he beat out Muffins the cat and the Gingerbread Couple for the honor, so tough competition this week.
The torture will probably start by painting Tip’s toenails a color that is neither “in” this year nor fetchingly retro. Then, they’ll chip the polish where it would show through in the most beautiful pair of open-toed shoes they offer to trade for information.
But Tip will persevere by leading the A-Sig crew to safe defection, wearing a classic “Seattle Grunge” look. Alt-Virginia will be sporting her new two-tone Mohawk hairdo.
Methinks that the Wizard has been testing the Crown on his own employees before releasing into the wider world. That’s the only explanation for this level of chipper in the rank-and-file.
They like Tip. Some more than others.
Oh man, alt Virgina’s fate is still unknown, the suspense is killing me! Either way, she’s gonna have a huge bald spot.
Let’s “think happy thoughts” and assume Unity was distracted by Trinity before any serious damage was done. Maybe she just sucked off a little of the hair color. I seem to remember Tip wearing a “hat” that chewed on him for quite a while, yet, afterwards (like a Werewolf of London) “his hair was perfect”.
Tip, I really hope you had a plan of some sort. Otherwise, this was just a grand, idiotic gesture. Or, as Tom Arnold said in True Lies, “Ballsy… stupid, but ballsy.”
He does seem a little less confident than he was in yesterdays strip.
Look, we’ve all seen spy movies. We all know how this is gonna turn out. Tip’s just gonna end up indiscriminately murdering his way back out of this evil organization again later.
Hope, which springs eternal…mine, too. Or perhaps the ‘cavalry’ turns out to be a huge swarm of bees? BRING IT ON.
Tip will be both relieved and terrified to see Gavotte.
Which would make it even more stupid. Sacrificing himself tonight only to kill the people he sacrificed himself to save tomorrow?
Dirty, *dirty* spy…
Really? He seems quite clean.
We’re all loyal Anasigma
Do you hear?
Even though it’s an enigma
Do you hear?
Dirty Spy, it’s a disgrace
How you deceived us
We lost face
Dirty Spy guy
Do you hear?
– derived from the protest ballad “Dirty Spacer” as recounted in “The Caves of Steel” by Issac Asimov
Parlez-vous?
To be fair, they don’t know his actual name. If they did it would be “Tip, the dirty spy.”
Plus, he got the star AND three hearts – heady accolades (considering it was Tip and SH that put their lives in danger in the 1st place just by arriving.) Also, it looks like he beat out Muffins the cat and the Gingerbread Couple for the honor, so tough competition this week.
I just assumed it was one heart foe every person he James Bonded with.
“Dirty spy”. Does this mean Gail didn’t get around to asking his name?
The torture will probably start by painting Tip’s toenails a color that is neither “in” this year nor fetchingly retro. Then, they’ll chip the polish where it would show through in the most beautiful pair of open-toed shoes they offer to trade for information.
But Tip will persevere by leading the A-Sig crew to safe defection, wearing a classic “Seattle Grunge” look. Alt-Virginia will be sporting her new two-tone Mohawk hairdo.
Methinks that the Wizard has been testing the Crown on his own employees before releasing into the wider world. That’s the only explanation for this level of chipper in the rank-and-file.
Possibly… but some people really are just annoying pleasant.
Hey now that’s not right!
He is an *excellently groomed* spy.