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2021-08-17

by shaenon on August 17, 2021 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Space-Bat-Angel-Dragon
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  1. MOHD ROZNI MD YUSOF
    August 17, 2021, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Great one!

  2. zeus demi
    August 17, 2021, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    This exact same thing happened in Fallout 4. Why do people keep launching the USS Constitution into space?

    • AeromechanicalAce
      August 17, 2021, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      Because they want it to evolve into a Constitution Class Starship.

      Gotta get Kirk’s Ride ready for him.

    • Junior Wences
      August 17, 2021, 1:05 am | # | Reply

      It must happen all the time. That’s why the attendant calmly flipped the sign.

      • soft
        August 17, 2021, 7:56 am | # | Reply

        Don’t forget everyone has the reality blindness going on, too.

    • JoB
      August 17, 2021, 3:36 am | # | Reply

      … you’d rather leave it all to the Yamato?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Battleship_Yamato_(fictional_spacecraft)

      • Jens Ayton
        August 17, 2021, 4:01 am | # | Reply

        I’m glad that link ends with “(fictional spacecraft)”, so we never confuse it with the _real_ Space Battleship Yamato.

        • Jess
          August 17, 2021, 8:07 am | # | Reply

          Now to be fair, if and when we get to the point of having space battleships, I wouldn’t put it past someone to name a real one after their favourite fictional one.

          • awgiedawgie
            August 17, 2021, 8:55 am | #

            But would it be named after the fictional one? Or would it – like the fictional one – be named after the real Yamato?

          • Sheik
            August 17, 2021, 11:45 am | #

            Actually we’ve already been through this with submarines.
            Robert Fulton tried to sell Napoleon a submarine called Nautilus.
            Jules Verne named his fictional submarine Nautilus.
            The US Navy named its first nuclear sub Nautilus and it really could sail 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
            So was the Navy naming its new boat after the fictional craft or the real one?

          • John Campbell
            August 17, 2021, 1:10 pm | #

            The first space shuttle – though it ended up being used only as a testbed and never actually flew – was named Enterprise, and not after the carrier.

            I’m not sure if the later Star Trek shows closed the causality loop by including the shuttle Enterprise in NCC-1701’s predecessors…

          • Smithnik
            August 17, 2021, 2:37 pm | #

            The Nautilus nuclear submarine was probably named after its submarine predecessors of that name in the U.S. Navy. Since the string of Nautilus ships in the U.S. and English navies predate Verne and Fulton, they’re probably not named after either Verne or Fulton’s ships.

          • Ulzgoroth
            August 17, 2021, 6:58 pm | #

            AFAICT the US navy did not have a Nautilus before Fulton’s submarine, which was built in 1800. The Royal Navy had had a couple sloops by the name, which isn’t much. It doesn’t seem to have been a significant name in surface warships.

          • awgiedawgie
            August 17, 2021, 10:50 pm | #

            My point was that the Space Battleship Yamato was not only named after the real life Japanese battleship Yamato, but in the story, it was even built inside the wreckage of the Japanese ship.

            Comparing the naming of the Space Battleship Yamato to the Nautilus isn’t a valid comparison, since the history of the Nautilus has been so convoluted.

          • Aname
            August 18, 2021, 5:17 am | #

            There was an S boat in the twenties that was leased from the US navy by an NGO, which they called Nautilus. The NGO was going to use it for under-ice polar exploration, which did not go exactly as planned, but it was a good try. Eventually the S boat went back to the navy and they then scuttled it off the coast of Norway.

          • Andy4Hire
            August 18, 2021, 8:17 pm | #

            @John Campbell: The montage in the opening credits to Star Trek: Enterprise includes a brief clip of the space shuttle Enterprise being towed out of its hangar, as well as an image of a sailing ship called H.M.S. Enterprize. The montage also included other craft that weren’t necessarily Enterprises (one was clearly the Spirit of St. Louis), so there’s room for debate on this point–but I think the implication was that the various Enterprises on Star Trek were in a naming lineage with both the ship and the shuttle.

    • Moe Lane
      August 18, 2021, 12:44 am | # | Reply

      “Why do people keep launching the USS Constitution into space?”

      …I’m sorry. I understood every word in that sentence, but I’m not sure I understand the question as a whole.

  3. Frank
    August 17, 2021, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    It’s the little things that make this comic great

    • Gfrogs
      August 17, 2021, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      and the big things, such as the USS Constitution

  4. Warren Terra
    August 17, 2021, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    The world’s oldest commissioned airship

    • Sheik
      August 17, 2021, 11:47 am | # | Reply

      Or is it the world’s oldest commissioned spacecraft?

      • Sheik
        August 17, 2021, 11:57 am | # | Reply

        And if spacecraft haven’t been commissioned before, would it be the _first_ commissioned spacecraft?

  5. sheer_falacy
    August 17, 2021, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    This is perfect and hilarious and I love it.

  6. Duane B
    August 17, 2021, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    I can’t wait to see how they upgrade it

  7. Candace
    August 17, 2021, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    No, no, guys, it’s the Constitution, not the Excelsior!

    • Robert Nowall
      August 17, 2021, 7:10 am | # | Reply

      Maybe they ran into a pile of excelsior.

    • StClair
      August 17, 2021, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

      “Aye, and if me grandmother had wheels…”

      • awgiedawgie
        August 17, 2021, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

        “Come, come, Mr. Scott… young minds, fresh ideas.”

  8. David B Huber
    August 17, 2021, 5:05 am | # | Reply

    This is fabulous!

    I should have known better than to question Sundance…

    • Al the K
      August 17, 2021, 6:05 am | # | Reply

      Woof!*

      *Woof!

  9. alanoodle
    August 17, 2021, 6:18 am | # | Reply

    Love this!

  10. Robert Nowall
    August 17, 2021, 6:46 am | # | Reply

    When they say “sailing, sailing, over the bounding main,” I didn’t think they meant this!

    • LunaKenian
      August 20, 2021, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

      Over the bounding Maine?

      I’ll let myself out.

  11. woodensarsen
    August 17, 2021, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    Nuclear wessels

  12. zobot257
    August 17, 2021, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    Perfect.

    This one is my new favorite. <3

  13. Richard Barrell
    August 17, 2021, 8:19 am | # | Reply

    Beautiful, ohhh just beautiful. The understatement that underlines the slapstick. I love it. ♥️

  14. waynezombie
    August 17, 2021, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    Sail AWAAAAY!

    It’s fun to charter an accountant
    And sail the wide accountancy!

    • Pygar
      August 17, 2021, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

      Scribble away, but balance the books!

      I think “Sail AWAAAAY!” was Cartman…

      • waynezombie
        August 18, 2021, 7:46 am | # | Reply

        The opening segment to Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, AKA The Accountancy Shanty.

        • Robert Nowall
          August 18, 2021, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

          I always heard it as “slip it away, but balance the books.” I haven’t seen an official text, though.

  15. What Are the Civilian Applications?
    August 17, 2021, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    It’s already happening, even. Just Read The Instructions is one of SpaceX’s floating landing pad. Their other landing pad is Of Course I Still Love You, and a third scheduled to be built will be A Shortfall of Gravitas. Victor Vescovo, an American deep-sea explorer, named the deep diving submersible DSV Limiting Factor. All of these names are from ships in Iain Banks’ Culture series if anyone’s looking for a fantastic sci fi read.

  16. Patrick Walsh
    August 17, 2021, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    Hahahahahahahaha!

  17. jdreyfuss
    August 17, 2021, 10:14 am | # | Reply

    I wonder what the guy’s brain told him he saw. A tug taking it into drydock for long term repairs maybe?

    • Robert Nowall
      August 17, 2021, 11:15 am | # | Reply

      Reality blindness. It’s not just for St. Charlie.

  18. bergerjacques
    August 17, 2021, 10:46 am | # | Reply

    https://youtu.be/ZvnPS2bzDd0

  19. sorcyress
    August 17, 2021, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    Yes yes yes yes YES.

    I say this in general, but especially as a Bostonian: YES!!!!

  20. Robert Nowall
    August 17, 2021, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    Thus aimed, by the faithful hound.
    Escape the Cure was how they’re bound.
    Through Constitutions hull they fly,
    And then, there came a distant cry,
    Excelsior!

  21. Shadowmehr
    August 17, 2021, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, so the end of the chute didn’t go through the ship.

    Now the question is, how long can three madboys and a bicycle enthusiast in a big hurry keep the boat up there!

  22. darkshallfall
    August 17, 2021, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

    *Inserts “This ship sails itself” gif here*

  23. Robert Nowall
    August 17, 2021, 3:22 pm | # | Reply

    They’ve traveled away into space. They’ve taken that ship from its place. Frigate AWOL-and more, but a cry of “Excelsior!” causing open-to-closed about face.

  24. berrygoddessmother
    August 17, 2021, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

    I’m late to the party, but will add to the chorus that this is genius. I love it and I am going to miss everything about Skin-Horse.

  25. Moe Lane
    August 17, 2021, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    I knew it.

  26. Semper Solus
    August 18, 2021, 2:08 pm | # | Reply

    This happened to me once.
    But it wasn’t a government frigate; it was a Chik-Fil-A franchise.
    Well, half of one.

  27. EvilMidnightLurker
    August 19, 2021, 4:51 pm | # | Reply

    We’re off to outer space
    We’re leaving Mother Earth
    To save nonhuman race(s)
    Our Skin Horse!

  28. Knuckles
    February 18, 2022, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

    Reality blind or not, this guy knows how to do his job.

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