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2016-12-01

by shaenon on December 1, 2016 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Purple Waves
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  1. dvandom
    December 1, 2016, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Relevant link is relevant: http://skin-horse.com/comic/certainly-not/

    • Frank Hightower
      December 1, 2016, 2:00 am | # | Reply

      The prediction was for the basement then! Doesn’t count, doesn’t count!

      • person
        December 1, 2016, 2:16 am | # | Reply

        Nah, the basement was a separate prediction. Which was also right! Going into the basements means you failed a test — a bad idea! Alternatively, going into the basement caused him to tell the silverfish to eat the files, which we’ll find out was bad. (Or maybe it’ll come into play later.)

        Also, now that Ira is psychic/remembers the future, I’ll need to go through the whole comic looking at Ira’s lines again, won’t I…

        … darn it, I really wish I had gotten anywhere that one time I tried to transcribe the whole thing. Searches would be a lot easier…

        • Mental Mouse
          December 1, 2016, 7:36 am | # | Reply

          Notice how at that point, the dragon hadn’t actually been created yet, or at least she wasn’t a dragon. Even so, I wouldn’t say that Ira is psychic, so much that his addled condition leaves him vulnerable to Cassandra’s Foreshadowing.

    • Knuckles
      February 1, 2022, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

      Which basically makes Ira the cryptic NPC in this fantasy adventure.

  2. woozy
    December 1, 2016, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Ira can’can’t remember the past so he remembers the future. But how will the dragon be sent back in time?

    • DarkStarling
      December 1, 2016, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      No, if he had Merlin Syndrome he’d still remember Tip was (probably) a guy.

      Merlin Syndrome AND short term memory loss on the other hand…

      • person
        December 1, 2016, 2:18 am | # | Reply

        MAYbe not? Possibly? In the URL-text story, Tip is explicitly narrated as having some sort of gender-dysphoria issues, so there’s a CHANCE that that resolves with fully-“woman” and transitioning.

        … probably not, though. Your theory makes more sense.

        • James Bevan
          December 1, 2016, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

          Tip has gender dysphoria? Wow… I really need to pay attention to the story hidden in the URL.

          • person
            December 3, 2016, 11:04 pm | #

            “Actually, you can call me –” Tip shut up. He’d only started being Tippi
            recently, and mostly in his head, and it occurred to him that this might not
            be the best opportunity to break out the new name. It’d be a heck of a thing
            to get kicked out for saying the wrong thing just before the final test.

            Besides, he wasn’t sure about the name. He wasn’t sure about being a woman.
            He wasn’t sure about being a man, either, which was the whole problem. There
            was only one thing he could be sure about, which was that he looked
            fantastic. He clung to that sole certainty like a man, or possibly a woman,
            clutching a rock in a storm.

            — http://www.ci-n.com/%7Ejcampbel/skinhorse.txt

            (I suppose it’s a bit of an interpretation to say for certain that that is gender dysphoria, but it’s definitely some anxiety about gender.)

            This is before the events of the comic. It’s possible he has become more certain about gender since then. (He’s definitely discovered things about his sexuality.)

      • Trivena
        December 1, 2016, 3:22 am | # | Reply

        It’s probably a lot easier to pretend to have *no* memory, with occasional lucid spans, than it is to hide a backwards memory (and pretend you don’t know everyone’s secrets, or work out what’s *still* secret, for example) or cope with people trying to exploit it.

  3. Huttj
    December 1, 2016, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Dangit Tigerlily, remember the words of Huey Lewis! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

  4. Manifesta
    December 1, 2016, 4:17 am | # | Reply

    I’m only blind in front of my nose because I’m not wearing my glasses. I guess they don’t scale up to dragon-size. Oh, the ignominy!

    • casimir
      December 1, 2016, 10:04 am | # | Reply

      Ouch! That hadta hurt.

    • Knuckles
      February 1, 2022, 11:11 pm | # | Reply

      Not unless you get the really good pairs, but insurance never covers them.

  5. mrmonkeyhead2013
    December 1, 2016, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    ♪♫ I ain’t got rhythm, I ain’t got music ♫♪

    • Trivena
      December 1, 2016, 4:49 am | # | Reply

      And at the moment, he ain’t got his gal, either.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 1, 2016, 7:58 am | # | Reply

      “I ain’t got no rhythm…no rhythm cares for me…”

    • Shadowmehr
      December 1, 2016, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

      Who could ask for anything more?

  6. Robert Nowall
    December 1, 2016, 7:57 am | # | Reply

    He was lucky the new-look Manifesta was mild-mannered…

  7. Robert Nowall
    December 1, 2016, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    He’s lucky the new-look Manifesta is mild-mannered…

  8. Sir William
    December 1, 2016, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    Where’s the Dane?

    • evilmidnightlurker
      December 1, 2016, 12:01 pm | # | Reply

      Behind you.

  9. Sasha Honeypalm
    December 1, 2016, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    Where did Chris get that grey coat, by the way?

    • s854
      December 1, 2016, 10:59 am | # | Reply

      He got it when he left the hot tub, so it may have been something that had been left with his clothes.

  10. dzamie
    December 1, 2016, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    I feel bad for the dragon.

    • chrisn
      December 1, 2016, 12:49 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, she doesn’t seem to have attacked, really. But who knows what’s happening off screen.

  11. VillageWizard
    December 1, 2016, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm. So, contrary to what I’d expect, smacking a dragon on the nose with a stick has effects beyond just pissing it off?

    • Smithnik
      December 1, 2016, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

      Well, yes, if it’s Manifesta manifested as a dragon…there is no evidence to support that this same trick would work with other dragons, but if someone ELSE wants to experiment, we can track the data. I’ll just stand WAAAY over here…

      Thankfully, people skipped over the “Nobody Nose the Trouble I’ve Seen” filk possibilities…

  12. AuthorX
    December 3, 2016, 3:25 pm | # | Reply

    The real power of a mediocre white man in the patriarchy: confidently walking into a situation you shouldn’t with the knowledge that it will just work out for you somehow.

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