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2013-07-30

by shaenon on July 30, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: My House Is Me
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  1. bigbearseviltwin
    July 30, 2013, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    That was indeed so badass and so cute. Yay for Nick and self knowledge

  2. Grantwhy
    July 30, 2013, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    now there is a meme in the making.

    “One person’s baddass is another person’s cute”

    • Andy4Hire
      July 30, 2013, 10:42 am | # | Reply

      Or a t-shirt. I’d buy that t-shirt.

      Also, the reverse phrasing would work, too: “One person’s cute is another person’s badass.” Either way.

    • Shadowmehr
      July 30, 2013, 7:13 pm | # | Reply

      Or, as another wise man put it, “You can’t change the world, you can only change yourself; but by changing yourself, you might just change the world.”

      Nick is changing into a ballgown. Get ready for the new world.

  3. pcj
    July 30, 2013, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Go Nick!

  4. Towering Barbarian
    July 30, 2013, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    Following the Popeye Philosophy will doubtless take Nick very far indeed. ^_^

  5. Altarboy
    July 30, 2013, 2:28 am | # | Reply

    Y’alls? I thought the plural was “all y’all”.

    • Tetra Valent
      July 30, 2013, 2:48 am | # | Reply

      “Y’all” itself is already plural. Pluralizing in triplicate is in accordance with SH department regulations Section 17, Subsection (d), Paragraph 14, Bullet 8.

      • jdreyfuss
        July 30, 2013, 6:49 am | # | Reply

        Y’all is not plural. You take that back. I think y’alls is the possessive for both singular and plural.

        • Tetra Valent
          July 30, 2013, 10:03 am | # | Reply

          http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=y%27all

        • Ysabet
          July 30, 2013, 3:50 pm | # | Reply

          “Y’all” is singular, plural, posessive, and any other thing you want it to be, depending on the speaker. I grew up using it (I’m a Deep South native with ancestors who’re on the ship’s manifests in Savannah GA dating back to 1733) and it gets used in every imaginable way throughout the region. And EVERY area claims that their way of using it is absolutely right (which it is, for their area.) Just because the Urban Dictionary says it’s one way, it doesn’t have to be and it isn’t. Language is fluid, changing, and a total bastard. :3

          • Kirala
            July 30, 2013, 4:41 pm | #

            Seconding Ysabet. In another context, I’d be arguing about the One True Way to properly use y’all, but I’ll limit myself to STATING that it’s my belief that “y’all” should be used in exactly one context: second person plural, non-possessive. All of my fellow Southerners in other areas who say otherwise are… *sigh* using equally legitimate if different definition.

            Which is why I won’t say decidedly that “all y’alls” is incorrect. I WILL say that I’m much, much happier about the fact that “y’all” is being used at all than I am concerned about whether it’s being used correctly here. As a child of Midwestern transplants, I’ve never gotten much into Southern pride, but I firmly believe that “y’all” needs to enter usage throughout the English language. Such an awesome word.

          • polerin
            August 6, 2013, 12:08 pm | #

            Right?
            Nashville and surrounding *tend to* use “y’all” to refer to a small, fairly defined group, or a group sharing a characteristic . “All Y’all!” is an intensified version, meaning either a looser group, or an intensification of the thing that is being directed at the group. E.g. “Y’all can go to hell.” (can be read straight or as a joke) vs “*ALL* y’all can go to hell!” which would (usually!) be “no really, you and all your friends can go F*)# yourselves, you jackwagons.”

            “Y’alls” here would usually be a possessive.

        • mickeyf
          July 30, 2013, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

          Y’all really wanna pick a fight about it, try here:

          http://english.stackexchange.com/

    • Andy4Hire
      July 30, 2013, 10:51 am | # | Reply

      Well, what he said was “all y’alls,” which sometimes gets used as the second-person plural object of a preposition, the way Nick uses it here. Mell uses it the same way in this Narbonic strip (“Holy cheese, I’m dumber’n all y’alls, and I win all the time.”).

  6. eddi
    July 30, 2013, 2:53 am | # | Reply

    “You can’t please everyone. So you have to please yourself.”

  7. Manifesta
    July 30, 2013, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    tune: “I Am What I Am,” Jerry Herman, La Cage aux Folles, 1983

    I know what I am
    I’m not your bro . . . I’m not your brony
    I don’t give a spam
    If I don’t please some one-horned pony

    It’s my turn, and I’m gonna be an awesome princess
    My turn, and I’m gonna rock that spangly-apse dress
    Call me “sir” or “ma’am”
    Tell horse and ham: “Back off, I know what I am”

    I know what I am
    I have a tail and a propeller
    When I’m on the ground
    I run a babe, but I’m a fella

    It’s my life, and I’m just as cute as I am badarse
    My choice, how I carry out this Whimsy farce and
    Now I gotta go, you both can both blow me, ‘cuz
    I knoooooooooow what I am!

    • Bubble181
      July 30, 2013, 3:52 am | # | Reply

      For some reason, I read it to “I am whatever you say I am” by Eminem. Mostly seems to work out, too.

    • Eddurd
      July 30, 2013, 6:49 am | # | Reply

      Brava! Well done!

  8. alurker
    July 30, 2013, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    Badass can be cute. Cute is appearance. Badass is attitude.

    • llearch n'n'daCorna
      July 30, 2013, 7:36 am | # | Reply

      I parsed that as “Badass is altitude” and thought “well, they picked the right person, then, didn’t they?” ;-]

    • reynard61
      July 30, 2013, 10:18 pm | # | Reply

      There’s a trope for that!

      (Warning: TV Tropes time-hole. Say good-bye to the next three hours of your life…)

  9. dexitroboper
    July 30, 2013, 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Yess. Feel the power of the cute/badass side.

  10. Yotz
    July 30, 2013, 3:54 am | # | Reply

    This is there cute lass becomes cutlass.

  11. John Campbell
    July 30, 2013, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    “Stew you guys, I’m a helicopter.”

  12. Eddurd
    July 30, 2013, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “I Gotta Be Me”, Sammy Davis Jr.)

    Shut up, Mistycorn!
    You too, Unity!
    You’re not going there,
    ‘Cause I only care
    What I think of me!
    I am what I am!
    I am what I am!
    Don’t care if I’m cute
    Or tough as a brute,
    I am what I am!

    I’m gonna say NO
    To both of all y’alls!
    If both of you thought
    That I’m something I’m not,
    That’s a truckload of brawls!
    I am what I am!
    I am what I am!
    And if you don’t like,
    Well, just take a hike!
    I am what I am!

     Don’t care if you beg!
     Don’t care what you want!
     Don’t care what you say, what you think I seem …
     I’m saying, with pride,
     What I am inside …
     I am a gynoid-copter-gamer-geek extreme!

    Get out of my face!
    And go kiss my mess!
    Prepare for a shock,
    ‘Cause I’m gonna rock
    That tiara and dress!
    I am what I am!
    I am what I am!
    Like Popeye declaims,
    Or Yahweh, in flames,
    I am what I am!

    • Manifesta
      July 30, 2013, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      Wonderful! As a child, I loved Sammy Davis Jr. so much that I literally thought he was the second coming of Christ. And speaking of observant Jews, I think Nick would say “Adonai.”

      • drbrain
        July 30, 2013, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

        er. this being a secular context, nick would *never* say that word; it is reserved for prayer. he would probably use the usual workaround, and say “adoshem”.

    • Manifesta
      July 30, 2013, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      Wonderful! As a child, I loved Sammy Davis Jr. so much that I literally thought he was the second coming of Christ.

      And speaking of observant Jews, wouldn’t Nick would say “Adonai” instead of “Yaweh?”

      • Manifesta
        July 30, 2013, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

        Aaaaarghhh! I accidentally double-posted again! A pox on undeletable comments.

      • Rex Vivat
        July 30, 2013, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

        “Adonai” should never be used directly outside of prayer, “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain” and all that. Which is weird, because “Adonai” itself means literally “my Lord”, and is the result of that same taboo when applied to the Tetragrammaton itself. Which brings us to “Yaweh”, which is what someone guessed the Tetragrammaton sounded (the actual pronunciation was lost because of aforesaid taboo).

  13. jdreyfuss
    July 30, 2013, 6:52 am | # | Reply

    Self-realization, followed quickly by self-actualization. Our Nicky is becoming a man.

    Princess.

    Sort of.

    You know what I mean.

  14. Mental Mouse
    July 30, 2013, 8:41 am | # | Reply

    “You can’t please everyone, so you’ll just have to please yourself”… and hey, whaddaya know….

    • eddurd
      July 30, 2013, 11:46 am | # | Reply

      Drat, I could have used ” Garden Party”. I’ll have to put it in the queue …

  15. Dorcus
    July 30, 2013, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Great success.

  16. Dewy
    July 30, 2013, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    Bravo, Nick. You have come to a realization it took me only 30 years to come to. Wonder how long it took Jeff?

  17. Kwaj
    July 30, 2013, 10:46 am | # | Reply

    LMAO @ “That’s like my one thing I know”

    Also, continuing to enjoy what I see as Nick learning to manipulate the language filter; he doesn’t just work around it – I think he’s actually forcing it to substitute more-nearly-appropriate words. That, or Jeff and Shaenon, but it’s funnier for me if it’s Nick.

  18. Dr. steve
    July 30, 2013, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

    and what I am is… a geek-human brain removed by a scientist and implanted into an Osprey that is controlling a drone, that will be playing the part of a princess for the purpose of influencing a corporate sentience who is fronted by radioactive animatronicoids in order to… Or, to put it another way, what I am is hopelessly confused on so many undefinable levels that I’ll just charge boldly forward rather than face the ambiguity?

    • Moor
      July 31, 2013, 2:02 pm | # | Reply

      Excuse me, but no.
      Nick is not hopelessly confused — Nick is not confused at all.

      Nick is a Jewish male helicopter. He has an appendage-drone, and he’s in love with a sane scientist. He works in government social services, and he plays video games. He’s a hacker, and he’s a fan of Whimsy.

      Nick is not confused. He knows exactly who in the bully world he is.
      He is confusing, yes. But you know what? That’s my problem. That’s your problem. That’s anyone’s problem but his.

      And, he’s definitely not a “geek-human brain removed…”. He’s made it clear that he considers himself as a helicopter, and we should respect that just as much as we should respect people’s names or pronouns.

  19. Ziggerung the Omnipatient
    July 30, 2013, 4:23 pm | # | Reply

    Have you forgotten so easily? He’s a Helicopter!

  20. mnementh
    July 31, 2013, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    I wish I could be a helicopter.

    mnem
    No, really. I would totes rock that swashplate & collective.

    • JET73L
      March 3, 2015, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t like to be a tree…

  21. Moor
    July 31, 2013, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

    Wanna wanna wanna T-Shirt of panel 3!

    Or a button.

  22. SotiCoto
    August 22, 2014, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    And he pops out the “y’alls” again. ¬_¬

    • maarvarq
      January 4, 2021, 7:34 am | # | Reply

      SotiCoto bait – I can’t remember if this being turns up after August 2014.

  23. Delta Echo
    September 7, 2014, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    “I yam what I yam and it’s all that I yam.”

  24. darkshallfall
    August 6, 2019, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

    See, I use to care what others thought of me, I was bullied so badly. But in high school, I learned it was okay to be myself, not to care what others think, that there will always be someone more rewarding in all that hate, that cares for me, for who I am. Flaws and all.

  25. Knuckles
    January 24, 2022, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    This above all: To thine own self be true.

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