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2014-04-14

by shaenon on April 14, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Jay Eff
    April 14, 2014, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    “This technically isn’t murder.”

    SKLORCH!

    “THAT’S GOOD, BECAUSE I’M TECHNICALLY NOT DEAD!!”

  2. jdreyfuss
    April 14, 2014, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    To be fair, it is technically murder, but he can easily argue that deadly force was necessary to protect himself from an angry hippo that directly threatened his life.

    • Miserichord
      April 14, 2014, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

      Depending on the state in which the attack happens, it might or might not be murder. Ohio defines it in terms of a person, Texas defines it in terms of a human.
      Skin Horse California Proposition 39 (2014) would clarify the status as persons, but not as human.

  3. DurielZamoran
    April 14, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    First, he was just a webcomic artist. Now? Now he’s a murderous terrorist. Educate your kids about webcomics.

    • Manifesta
      April 14, 2014, 2:16 am | # | Reply

      It’s Leo, not HT, who drew the webcomic, so the kids are alright. Do, however, educate them about power-hungry homicidal maniacs.

      • Tetra Valent
        April 14, 2014, 2:56 am | # | Reply

        Initially, yes, but in “If I Ran the Zoo” we learned of a new artist:
        http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=48602#strip5

  4. Yobgod
    April 14, 2014, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Love the “snkt”. Only really dangerous claws go “snkt”.

    • daibhidc
      April 14, 2014, 5:47 am | # | Reply

      H.T.’s the best there is at what he does, bub.

      • tpmanw
        April 14, 2014, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

        “I’m the best at what I do. And what I do is stir up discontent with the governing social order behind the scenes through the use of morally dubious, but thoroughly legal means”.
        Nah, it lacks punch.

        • JET73L
          March 14, 2015, 4:09 am | # | Reply

          “I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is technically legal.”

  5. evilmidnightlurker
    April 14, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    Wow, whoever engineered that hippo must have really cut back on the deadliness factor. I would not have bet money on a tiger in that fight.

  6. Efogoto
    April 14, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    Somebody mentioned Shere Khan the other day … Now HT’s voice has become George Saunders in my head. Now I like HT even more.

    • jdreyfuss
      April 14, 2014, 7:09 am | # | Reply

      We had this discussion back in “If I Ran the Zoo,” but a great hole opened up in the internet and swallowed our comments. A lot of people said George Sanders. Those around my age, who were raised on Talespin, said Tony Jay. I still hear Tony Jay.

      • Voyager
        April 14, 2014, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

        Yes. Just yes.

  7. Rex Vivat
    April 14, 2014, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    HT seems to have a pretty naive view of legality. Then again, being a cat, he’ll probably get away with it.

    • Altarboy
      April 14, 2014, 2:49 am | # | Reply

      Given their current “non-person” status, this is just another wildlife incident.

  8. Michael Brewer
    April 14, 2014, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, I’m curious how he plans to escape from this place. I mean, doesn’t he need a legal argument and some lawyers to get them out of there?

    • GDwarf
      April 14, 2014, 3:25 am | # | Reply

      They have outside internet connectivity and transgenics generally know about their fate, so they’ll have lots of access to legal help in pretty short order.

  9. Caelo
    April 14, 2014, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    I’m guessing they will be free as there statis will rise to personhood but actions taken before being a legal person wil no longer have any meaning. After all a crime cannot be commited by a non-human animal. If the power of the system that incarcerated them is defunct after the law is passed then no trail is necesary they go free. Untill they commit a new crime and are cought that shouldn’t take vey long since apperantly HT is a seriel murderer and will probably have a trail of corpeses leading to his door in like a day.

    • jdreyfuss
      April 14, 2014, 7:17 am | # | Reply

      He’s sapient and committed a premeditated terrorist attack on a major city. Even if what you said was true, they’d find a way to punish him.

      The law does not apply to humans only; it applies to persons, a word which has always been given a broad view. It appears they’ve had personhood status as long as Skin Horse has been around, but the criminal justice system hadn’t been equipped to punish nonhuman sapients.

      A good lawyer might argue that their civil rights were violated, since they were held for an extended period without charge, but that would still only get them to a fair trial, not get them off.

      • Ian thompson
        April 14, 2014, 10:22 am | # | Reply

        Sapient, yes but it was my understanding that if you get put in the caves you lose personhood status. And considering that the rhino is in the caves as well. HT cannot be charged with murder.

        • Ian thompson
          April 14, 2014, 10:23 am | # | Reply

          Wait a second. The big guy is a hippo isn’t he?Rhino’s have horns, and different teeth

      • Rex Vivat
        April 14, 2014, 10:29 am | # | Reply

        The fact that Skin Horse is Black Ops suggests that they did not, in fact, have personhood before the law until now.

        • Ian thompson
          April 14, 2014, 11:15 am | # | Reply

          I never saw things that way, I thought it just meant that you went somewhere else to get Social Security. If they are black ops social workers that puts them under OPM whereas nonhuman nonpersons would be covered by the Department of Fish and wildlife

  10. Eddurd
    April 14, 2014, 6:36 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Thriller”, Michael Jackson)

    We’ll soon be free, folks!
    All thanks to Proposition Thirty-Nine!
    You’ll follow me, folks!
    Obey, do what I say, and you’ll be fine!
    We must prepare …
    But you just want to crush, you will not wait!
    No, au contraire,
    We must remain united, no debate!
    So let me state …

     I’m gonna kill you,
     ”Til you die!
     It’s understood,
     Sans personhood,
     With laws, we don’t comply!
     Your blood I’ll spill, you
     Sil-ly guy!
     You others, start obeying
      Or I’m slaying
       And saying
        ”Bye-bye!”

  11. Guesticus
    April 14, 2014, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Altarboy: and that’s why it’s technically not murder

  12. Guesticus
    April 14, 2014, 10:12 am | # | Reply

    jdreyfuss: no, as they currently are not concerned ‘people’, one animal killing another is not murder, but the great Circle of Life

    • jdreyfuss
      April 14, 2014, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

      I didn’t say ‘people,’ I said ‘persons.’ Those are two different things. You can murder a legal person, regardless of whether he’s an actual person.

  13. Guesticus
    April 14, 2014, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    Polloxs! replace ‘concerned’ with ‘considered’ 🙁

  14. Flah
    April 14, 2014, 11:41 am | # | Reply

    Hippos tend to have absurdly thick skin which is nearly impenetrable to most predators. Therefore, out of all of the silliness in this comic, with the mojo and the talking animals and whatnot, I find this to be the most unrealistic.

    Mind you, I am ignoring a number of very plausible scenarios which would sort out the issue:
    – We’re dealing with a transgenic hippo with much thinner skin than its wild brethren.
    – HT used some additional very sharp implements that are capable of cutting through hippo skin.
    – HT was modified with some additional very sharp implements of his own.
    – HT will never be able to walk again.

    I am hoping for the last option (in fact, that’s what I thought when I first saw that SKLORCH before I started reading), providing us with a little bit of perverse Karmic justice, but it’s probably more likely that our purple friend is no more.

    • Erebus
      January 5, 2017, 5:13 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I found it odd that out of everything it was this that broke my suspension of disbelief

  15. Tetra Valent
    April 14, 2014, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

    Murder? Nah. Purple talking bipedal nonhumans are fair game even if they’re not dinosaurs.

  16. Dorcus
    April 14, 2014, 2:39 pm | # | Reply

    Destruction of property and/or cruelty to animals. He could counter-argue that since he was, at the time, property (probably the state after the presumed death of his creator) or wildlife he can’t be held legally responsible for his actions at that time, but he’d still go to jail/trial if anyone was interested in having him arrested.

    On the other hand his past behavior means even if nothing he did was technically illegal he can be placed on the terror watch list, and given his lack of citizenship, be indefinitely detained.

    Personally, I’m more concerned with the inevitable problems of a necrocracy. Giving folk with almost universal mental problems and clinical immortality political power results in an undying class of regressive fossils holding back all of society.

    Everybody knows the transgenics can simply be out-sexy’d.

    • WJS
      July 11, 2019, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

      Considering those with extreme mental problems can already be removed from the political process, they would at worst overload the system for a while until the crazy ones were dealt with.

  17. Forklifter
    April 14, 2014, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

    It has lots of slice, though.

    • Forklifter
      April 14, 2014, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

      That was meant to be a reply to tpmanw, way back up the page. Darn it.

  18. tpmanw
    April 14, 2014, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

    I always thought HT was a white tiger. I thought http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-649/ was evidence.

    • srfoxley
      April 14, 2014, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

      It’s ambiguous in that strip– “white fur” could easily have been referring to Sweetheart there. (In fact, I think it makes more sense in context that that was referring to Sweetheart.)

  19. Shadowmehr
    April 14, 2014, 7:07 pm | # | Reply

    From political activist to extremist to dark overlord.

    Didn’t Artie compare him to Magneto at one point? H.T.’s certainly taking some of the same turns at his worst. Or perhaps Voldemort at his best.

  20. mickeyf
    April 14, 2014, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

    Vetinari would not waste time with those silly legalistic arguments…

    • jdreyfuss
      April 14, 2014, 8:59 pm | # | Reply

      The benefits of dictatorship are not afforded those in a democratic society with courtroom transparency. That, by the way, is what Shakespeare was taking about. There’s a reason the villains were advocating the removal of the lawyers.

  21. Dave
    March 17, 2018, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    There is no way a tiger could beat a hippopotamus in a straight up fight. The hippo is eight times heavier, has skin two inches thick, and can literally bite the tiger in half.

    I’m sorry, but this strip REALLY broke my suspension of disbelief.

    • awgiedawgie
      March 17, 2018, 9:36 pm | # | Reply

      If they were a natural, ordinary hippopotamus and tiger, you would be correct.

      However, we are dealing with products of Mad Science. Just looking at the two of them, there is no way that hippopotamus weighs anywhere near as much as an ordinary hippo. Its teeth are only a few inches long, as opposed to the 16 inch teeth in an ordinary hippo. There’s no telling how much hippo DNA it even has. For all we know, it could be almost entirely human, while only taking the basic appearance of a hippo. Even H.T. himself is nowhere near as large as an adult male tiger.

      You can restore your suspension of disbelief simply by remembering what Helen Narbon was so fond of pointing out: Mad Science is not limited by the “possible”.

  22. Knuckles
    January 25, 2022, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    Ah, a *technical* moralist.

    The worst kind of moralist.

  23. WJS
    February 3, 2025, 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    I have no idea why he would think that. Until the new law takes effect, the old one is still valid. It’s not like the old law vanishes when the referendum was completed, it goes away when the new law takes effect.

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