Ginny will slam the Brain-O-Mat together as soon as the weather machine commission is complete. In the mean time, why aren’t fish brains, or gpat brains for that matter, good enough for the zombies, given that Unity has tried them all out?
I’m pretty sure it’s stupidity. I don’t believe Unity actually hates her mother any longer. (On the bright side, Unity overall seems more intelligent than she used to be. Maybe, over time, eating brains has a cumulative effect on her base intelligence level. She definitely seems overall smarter than she was originally, and the change has been gradual.)
Oh, wow! I just realized – Unity was a “puppy” when Skin Horse first found her, but she’s almost an adult now (probably best described as a teenager at this point), thanks to the guidance that’s she’s received – mainly from Sweetheart.
Unity seemed smarter in the first pages of the comic when she was a sniper on overwatch for Tip at the zoo, but then she dumbed down as the comic went on IMO.
It’s impressive when you can spell something so badly that even though it sounds like the same word (so it’s easy for a human to figure out what you meant), spell-check can’t figure it out, because spell-check doesn’t go by what it sounds like.
You would think Bad Island would have its own Brain-O-Mat by now.
Ginny will slam the Brain-O-Mat together as soon as the weather machine commission is complete. In the mean time, why aren’t fish brains, or gpat brains for that matter, good enough for the zombies, given that Unity has tried them all out?
I figured you could buy one commercially, like a soda machine.
Reality blind people are probably using them as soda machines :/
Not Helping!
I want a shirt that says SMELL THAT GIANT BRAIN!
You want to make sure to draw everyone’s attention to it. A line of “Hey! Zombies!” above it should do nicely.
I’m not sure if she’s acting on stupidity or her hypocritical hatred for her mother.
I’m pretty sure it’s stupidity. I don’t believe Unity actually hates her mother any longer. (On the bright side, Unity overall seems more intelligent than she used to be. Maybe, over time, eating brains has a cumulative effect on her base intelligence level. She definitely seems overall smarter than she was originally, and the change has been gradual.)
I think Sweetheart has also been a good influence. Sweetheart has been training Unity for quite some time, and it appears Unity is trainable.
Oh, wow! I just realized – Unity was a “puppy” when Skin Horse first found her, but she’s almost an adult now (probably best described as a teenager at this point), thanks to the guidance that’s she’s received – mainly from Sweetheart.
Unity is much smarter than she lets on, she’s just also got an attention span measured in picoseconds and very little impulse control.
I don’t think she’s obfuscating. I think she’s much smarter than she realizes.
Unity seemed smarter in the first pages of the comic when she was a sniper on overwatch for Tip at the zoo, but then she dumbed down as the comic went on IMO.
By golly, I believe Unity is actually expressing *pride* in Dr. Lee!
There’s a touch of ADHD in there, too.
Unity has really grown! Not only has she stopped trying to kill her creator, she’s actually trying to protect her! (Albeit in a very unorthodox way.)
this might unironicly work if the smell of her giant brain doesn’t set off the hordes ravaness hunger.
*ravenous
It’s impressive when you can spell something so badly that even though it sounds like the same word (so it’s easy for a human to figure out what you meant), spell-check can’t figure it out, because spell-check doesn’t go by what it sounds like.
What do naked zombies say? Haaaaines.
Vegan zombies- graaaains
Shout-out for The Arrogant Worms — “Vince, The Vegetarian Zombie”…
Midwestern zombies – plaaains.
Railroader zombies – traaaains
And Zombie Plumbers?
Stillson Wrenches?
Maaaains?
Draaaaains!
Internet comments zombies – complaaaains
People who miss Portland — Maaaaaaaine
Oregaaains?
This group of zombies should be worried about hurricaaaaanes…
Dead broke unemployed zombies — John Maynard Keeeeynes
Zombies reading all these puns? Oh, the paaaaaains!
Zombie Hairdressers – Maaaaanes
Then they can go rampaaaaaging…
I do believe U.N.I.T.Y.’s attempt at diplomacy will be even more destructive than her combat capability. And that’s saying something.
Unity is very right, rampaging rules.