It was a crazy Arctic night
When Tip, a vicious bite
He got!
And Sweetheart full of drama,
Sayin’ “Hootchiemama,
He’s hot!”
Roll over, bishonen!
Send the news to Gavotte!
Well, he’s got a naughty bod,
And he’s a super hottie quad-
Ruped!
Sweetheart’s gonna blow a fuse!
Let’s all hope that she don’t lose
Her head!
Roll over, bishonen!
Tell Gavotte what I said!
Almost a pity I don’t write fanfic. Would totally ship TipHeart.
If SH was a tabletop game, Tip took the “preternaturally attractive to females” feat. Funny how that sort of thing has unintended consequences.
I should have seen this coming. XD
Took me a while to tell the “guys please” was coming from tip
Repost during archive binge …
(TUNE: “Roll Over, Beethoven”, Chuck Berry)
It was a crazy Arctic night
When Tip, a vicious bite
He got!
And Sweetheart full of drama,
Sayin’ “Hootchiemama,
He’s hot!”
Roll over, bishonen!
Send the news to Gavotte!
Well, he’s got a naughty bod,
And he’s a super hottie quad-
Ruped!
Sweetheart’s gonna blow a fuse!
Let’s all hope that she don’t lose
Her head!
Roll over, bishonen!
Tell Gavotte what I said!