There’s Tigerlily Jones, I knew that she’d be back!
She’s there upon her throne; her Power, it is Black!
Amid the ice and snow, up in the frozen north,
She’s built a robot army, ready to spring forth!
How groovy, Dr. Jones is beautiful and black!
Her wind-up robots are preparing to attack!
When she unleashes all her spring-pow’red funkitude,
Notary public monks are well and truly screwed!
She tells her flunky, “Little man, you’ll get a smack …
My power is not ‘dark’, it’s pure and simple ‘black’!”
Beware the afro, and the platforms on her feet!
Her troops go marching to a funky disco beat!
Don’t give her any flack!
She’s ready to attack!
Won’t cut you any slack!
Her power, it is black! mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot damn!
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot damn!
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot damn …
She’s Back in all her grooviness!
Don’t you mean “She’s black in all her grooviness?”
She’s back and black and great in the sack . . . Tigerlily Jones.
Can you dig it?
Yes.
Must’ve been a year…
Brown, more like. Her hair might be black but her skin obviously isn’t. Heck, it isn’t even shaded here.
Technically correct, but I think there are probably many black people would take offense if you referred to them as brown.
Yes!
(TUNE: “Paint It Black”, The Rolling Stones)
There’s Tigerlily Jones, I knew that she’d be back!
She’s there upon her throne; her Power, it is Black!
Amid the ice and snow, up in the frozen north,
She’s built a robot army, ready to spring forth!
How groovy, Dr. Jones is beautiful and black!
Her wind-up robots are preparing to attack!
When she unleashes all her spring-pow’red funkitude,
Notary public monks are well and truly screwed!
She tells her flunky, “Little man, you’ll get a smack …
My power is not ‘dark’, it’s pure and simple ‘black’!”
Beware the afro, and the platforms on her feet!
Her troops go marching to a funky disco beat!
Don’t give her any flack!
She’s ready to attack!
Won’t cut you any slack!
Her power, it is black!
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot damn!
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot damn!
mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hot damn …
How did something with no external straight lines, made by Tigerlily Jones, end up being such a square? It must be the screwdriver slot.
Perhaps it is an inverse square.