I once saw a sign for a notary public that had a line-break in the middle of the word “notary” and spent about a minute wondering if “nota rypublic” was some sort of garbled political statement.
I’ve just been informed that my job is sending me to train to be a notary public. I’m reading this storyline for research. I expect boss shadowy figures to be involved.
I had a college professor who had to visit a Notary when he was a teen, but he was convinced that what he needed was a Note Of Republic, and was utterly confused about how to get one since this predated the Internet by a long ways.
A young and frisky zombie came to Idaho today …
She wants to be a notary, and join the N.N.A.!
But Warchief comes a-riding, proper grammar to maintain,
Astride a mighty warhorse …
With flowers in its mane!
Yes, it is I!
Yes, it is they!
Long Riders pluralize!
A notary meets notaries so they can notarize …
But “public” is an adjective one cannot pluralize!
Be careful with apostrophes, and “s” and “e-s” too,
Describing horses’ asses …
On four legs or on two!
Yes, it is I!
Yes, it is they!
Long Riders pluralize!
I once saw a sign for a notary public that had a line-break in the middle of the word “notary” and spent about a minute wondering if “nota rypublic” was some sort of garbled political statement.
Mild dyslexia makes life so much more interesting
My grandfather was a notary. I always wondered how he got certified…
I’ve just been informed that my job is sending me to train to be a notary public. I’m reading this storyline for research. I expect boss shadowy figures to be involved.
Warchief? Thrall, you’ve changed!
If you were a notary for multiple different communities would that make you a notary publics?
I had a college professor who had to visit a Notary when he was a teen, but he was convinced that what he needed was a Note Of Republic, and was utterly confused about how to get one since this predated the Internet by a long ways.
Reposting on archive binge …
(TUNE: “Ghost Riders In The Sky”, Stan Jones)
A young and frisky zombie came to Idaho today …
She wants to be a notary, and join the N.N.A.!
But Warchief comes a-riding, proper grammar to maintain,
Astride a mighty warhorse …
With flowers in its mane!
Yes, it is I!
Yes, it is they!
Long Riders pluralize!
A notary meets notaries so they can notarize …
But “public” is an adjective one cannot pluralize!
Be careful with apostrophes, and “s” and “e-s” too,
Describing horses’ asses …
On four legs or on two!
Yes, it is I!
Yes, it is they!
Long Riders pluralize!