The Hot Goblin Brotherhood
Shaenon: Yeah, so this is how I spent my time at the Stumptown Comics Fest a couple of weekends back: drawing covers for all the Hot Goblin Brotherhood books that have been mentioned by title. Most of the designs were suggested by my good friend Pancha Diaz, for which a thousand thanks.
…I’m sorry.
Channing: This is apparently Opposite Day where people apologize for things that are totally great.
What, no David Bowie?
I can’t stop seeing Mulder in a wig. This is hilarious.
You know, unlike a certain series featuring emo sparkle-“vampires”, I actually want to read these!
Would that be the series named for the time of day immediately following sunset? Yeah, no desire to read them here either.
(TUNE: “Paperback Writer”, The Beatles)
Book o’ Hot Goblins … Goblins … Goblins …
Hey, Sweetheart, give a call to Unity,
I just got a hold of Volume XXIII …
It’s entitled “Goblin On A Hot Tin Roof”,
It’s the latest volume in the series
Of the Book o’ Hot Goblins …
Book o’ Hot Goblins!
It’s the steamy story of a goblin guy
Who ensnares a human woman, by and by,
It’s an allegory of our modern times
And they have hot sex ev’ry chapter
In the Book o’ Hot Goblins …
Book o’ Hot Goblins!
THAT’S what your mental image of goblins is!? So many things have been now explained.
Blame Jim Henson, David Bowie and the movie Labyrinth.