The Hot Goblin Brotherhood
Shaenon: Yeah, so this is how I spent my time at the Stumptown Comics Fest a couple of weekends back: drawing covers for all the Hot Goblin Brotherhood books that have been mentioned by title. Most of the designs were suggested by my good friend Pancha Diaz, for which a thousand thanks.
…I’m sorry.
Channing: This is apparently Opposite Day where people apologize for things that are totally great.
What, no David Bowie?
I can’t stop seeing Mulder in a wig. This is hilarious.
You know, unlike a certain series featuring emo sparkle-“vampires”, I actually want to read these!
Would that be the series named for the time of day immediately following sunset? Yeah, no desire to read them here either.
(TUNE: “Paperback Writer”, The Beatles)
Book o’ Hot Goblins … Goblins … Goblins …
Hey, Sweetheart, give a call to Unity,
I just got a hold of Volume XXIII …
It’s entitled “Goblin On A Hot Tin Roof”,
It’s the latest volume in the series
Of the Book o’ Hot Goblins …
Book o’ Hot Goblins!
It’s the steamy story of a goblin guy
Who ensnares a human woman, by and by,
It’s an allegory of our modern times
And they have hot sex ev’ry chapter
In the Book o’ Hot Goblins …
Book o’ Hot Goblins!
THAT’S what your mental image of goblins is!? So many things have been now explained.
Blame Jim Henson, David Bowie and the movie Labyrinth.
And now we have The Goblin Emperor.
Long live the tawdry dime store smut novels