We’re southbound now, to … New Orleans heading,
Where they serve shrimp with … Cajun breading;
We search for Alphonse and Venus’ wedding,
But a dozen drunk coeds … Tip is bedding!
I’m so darn mad, my … fur is shedding!
And I’m kicking cup after cup after cup of joe, you know
You ain’t seen the worst!
I’ve got a thirst for destruction!
TWO coffee cups? Where does the madness stop?
Tup
And on carpet! Sweetheart’s gone full loco this time!
What morgue is carpeted? It’s most likely tile or just bare concrete.
The Horror, the Horror!
(TUNE: “Eve Of Destruction”, P.F. Sloan)
We’re southbound now, to … New Orleans heading,
Where they serve shrimp with … Cajun breading;
We search for Alphonse and Venus’ wedding,
But a dozen drunk coeds … Tip is bedding!
I’m so darn mad, my … fur is shedding!
And I’m kicking cup after cup after cup of joe, you know
You ain’t seen the worst!
I’ve got a thirst for destruction!