Flying down to New Orleans this morning,
Taking orders from a swarm of bees …
Try to get some info on the Cypress
From Dr. Goodness, Justice of the Peace!
And now we’re here, and as we feared,
Tip has up and disappeared,
These lonely girls just think that he’s sublime!
But one thing that’s not understood,
Why a swamp would wed a dude …
I bet ’round here it happens all the time!
Good morning, New Orleans, what’s up now?
We’ll show you how your taxes have been spent …
We’re the secret social service squad called Skin Horse,
And we’re here to help you, we’re the government!
Is it just me, or is “Dr. Goodness, Justice of the Peace” the most suspicious name ever?
Not in the Vieux Carre.
(TUNE: “City Of New Orleans”, Steve Goodman)
Flying down to New Orleans this morning,
Taking orders from a swarm of bees …
Try to get some info on the Cypress
From Dr. Goodness, Justice of the Peace!
And now we’re here, and as we feared,
Tip has up and disappeared,
These lonely girls just think that he’s sublime!
But one thing that’s not understood,
Why a swamp would wed a dude …
I bet ’round here it happens all the time!
Good morning, New Orleans, what’s up now?
We’ll show you how your taxes have been spent …
We’re the secret social service squad called Skin Horse,
And we’re here to help you, we’re the government!
5 years later, someone should say that this is brilliant