(TUNE: “Shall We Dance” from “The King And I”, Rodgers and Hammerstein)
Gainax bounce!
There goes Peach, wearing just a miniskirt!
Gainax bounce!
As she races her go-kart through the dirt!
Boys she’ll trounce!
They’re in shock ever since she lost her shirt!
Showing off what she’s got, see
All those naughty papparazzi
In the bushes, prepared to pounce!
Then she’ll end up on Page Three,
Which will make her really rage-y!
Gainax bounce, Gainax bounce, Gainax bounce!
Nice xkcd shirt
It’s always interesting to see stuff like that, it’s like seeing something you know exists in another universe.
(TUNE: “Shall We Dance” from “The King And I”, Rodgers and Hammerstein)
Gainax bounce!
There goes Peach, wearing just a miniskirt!
Gainax bounce!
As she races her go-kart through the dirt!
Boys she’ll trounce!
They’re in shock ever since she lost her shirt!
Showing off what she’s got, see
All those naughty papparazzi
In the bushes, prepared to pounce!
Then she’ll end up on Page Three,
Which will make her really rage-y!
Gainax bounce, Gainax bounce, Gainax bounce!