You won’t regret it, no, no
Some girls they don’t forget it
Service ain’t their only joy, yeah
But it’s all so easy.
All you gotta do is try,
Try a little tenderness…
Joy indeed. This kind of begs the question; how the hell does a mechanical spider made from a Cadillac… er, get it on with an AI equipped water cooler?
The guy she’s just met … is digging her frame now!
This cooler girl will fall for robot boy!
‘Cause ’til today, her love live has been lame now!
She’s nervous, but lonely,
And service is her only joy!
This thing that she feels, it came without warning …
He’ll rock her world from here to Illinois!
What’s more, he’ll still respect her in the morning …
Now he’s being too kind,
And she found a new kind of joy!
Oh. My god! They’re PERFECT for each other!
Oh my.
You won’t regret it, no, no
Some girls they don’t forget it
Service ain’t their only joy, yeah
But it’s all so easy.
All you gotta do is try,
Try a little tenderness…
Joy indeed. This kind of begs the question; how the hell does a mechanical spider made from a Cadillac… er, get it on with an AI equipped water cooler?
Any which way but loose, baby.
(TUNE: “The Way”, Fastball)
The guy she’s just met … is digging her frame now!
This cooler girl will fall for robot boy!
‘Cause ’til today, her love live has been lame now!
She’s nervous, but lonely,
And service is her only joy!
This thing that she feels, it came without warning …
He’ll rock her world from here to Illinois!
What’s more, he’ll still respect her in the morning …
Now he’s being too kind,
And she found a new kind of joy!
Woo Hoo!