More Lurching
Shaenon: The Lurch for the Cure continues! John Sears was kind enough to share this T-shirt design for The Zombie Rights Campaign. As you can see, Unity is one of the Campaign’s spokescorpses, doing her part for undead rights. Thanks, John!
Channing: The Lurch for the Cure has done many wonderful things for me, personally. I am actually wearing my nice soft ZRC T-Shirt as I type this, and it is comfy enough that I think I am going to wear it to bed. Additionally, a sturdy purple folder presented to me by John Sears one time has proven invaluable in keeping my Shadowrun quickstart rules all in one place. Lastly, even though John and I have both bought each other pizza, John has also bought me blueberry frozen yogurt, something I have not done for him, which means he is one up on me in the favor department. Thanks, John Sears Lurch for the Cure!
I… kinda want that hat. Think if I gave some skin grafts to a milliner, he’d make me a sweet tophat like that?
…What? Don’t look at me like that! Have you SEEN that hat?
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Besides, I never said I’d use my OWN skin grafts. What do you think I am, crazy? That’d hurt!
I think somewhere on YouTube there’s a tutorial on how to make leather top hats. All you’d need is different shades of leather (some dyed, some natural).
…You know, it occurs to me. These zombies are lurching for a cure to death.
They are knowingly and actively working toward their own obsolescence. It is their specific goal.
I wonder if that says things about the human condition or about the state of the undead mind.
Hey, they’re curing death, not *un*death. The zombies are going to be just fine, thank you.
Possibly they intend for there to be *more* zombies.