It’s hardly his fault, most people are attracted to him, and there have been several miscommunications where people told him things that definitely sounded like “Sweetheart has the hots for you” in context.
(TUNE: “Do You Want To Know A Secret?”, The Beatles)
I’ll never know how many restrooms we should use …
Now Sweetheart comes to sing the blues …
Listen,
I can listen to your secrets!
Confidential I shall be,
You will see-ee!
You don’t
Have to tell me, I can guess!
Can’t resist, you must confess …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Listen,
I know all about your secrets!
I can psychoanalyze
Your si-ighs …
Really,
Doesn’t bother me a bit!
It takes courage to admit …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
I’ve know about it all for quite some time!
Don’t be ashamed, it’s no cri-i-ime …
Listen,
You can trust me with your secrets!
Though I know it tears your heart
Apa-art …
Beauty
Is my curse, it never hides!
Though you laugh to split your sides,
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Eee-ee-ee …
Well, that went easier than I expected.
Vanity, thy name is Tip!
It’s hardly his fault, most people are attracted to him, and there have been several miscommunications where people told him things that definitely sounded like “Sweetheart has the hots for you” in context.
Sorry Tip, you need to be a werewolf with a gloriously-fluffy tail, first. 😉
But he was a werewolf with a gloriously-fluffy tail first
punctuation, BrokenEye. It makes all the difference
(TUNE: “Do You Want To Know A Secret?”, The Beatles)
I’ll never know how many restrooms we should use …
Now Sweetheart comes to sing the blues …
Listen,
I can listen to your secrets!
Confidential I shall be,
You will see-ee!
You don’t
Have to tell me, I can guess!
Can’t resist, you must confess …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Listen,
I know all about your secrets!
I can psychoanalyze
Your si-ighs …
Really,
Doesn’t bother me a bit!
It takes courage to admit …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
I’ve know about it all for quite some time!
Don’t be ashamed, it’s no cri-i-ime …
Listen,
You can trust me with your secrets!
Though I know it tears your heart
Apa-art …
Beauty
Is my curse, it never hides!
Though you laugh to split your sides,
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Eee-ee-ee …
Tip, sweetheat is immune to your superpower when you don’t have a tail!
Well, that cheered Sweetie up 😀
Tip is going to lose some more mojo by the time this conversation is resolved, isn’t he?
Am I imagining things, or do I spy a [i]Patience[/i] reference?
In retrospect, this was actually the perfect way to break the ice.