(TUNE: “Do You Want To Know A Secret?”, The Beatles)
I’ll never know how many restrooms we should use …
Now Sweetheart comes to sing the blues …
Listen,
I can listen to your secrets!
Confidential I shall be,
You will see-ee!
You don’t
Have to tell me, I can guess!
Can’t resist, you must confess …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Listen,
I know all about your secrets!
I can psychoanalyze
Your si-ighs …
Really,
Doesn’t bother me a bit!
It takes courage to admit …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
I’ve know about it all for quite some time!
Don’t be ashamed, it’s no cri-i-ime …
Listen,
You can trust me with your secrets!
Though I know it tears your heart
Apa-art …
Beauty
Is my curse, it never hides!
Though you laugh to split your sides,
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Eee-ee-ee …
Well, that went easier than I expected.
Vanity, thy name is Tip!
Sorry Tip, you need to be a werewolf with a gloriously-fluffy tail, first. 😉
But he was a werewolf with a gloriously-fluffy tail first
punctuation, BrokenEye. It makes all the difference
(TUNE: “Do You Want To Know A Secret?”, The Beatles)
I’ll never know how many restrooms we should use …
Now Sweetheart comes to sing the blues …
Listen,
I can listen to your secrets!
Confidential I shall be,
You will see-ee!
You don’t
Have to tell me, I can guess!
Can’t resist, you must confess …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Listen,
I know all about your secrets!
I can psychoanalyze
Your si-ighs …
Really,
Doesn’t bother me a bit!
It takes courage to admit …
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
I’ve know about it all for quite some time!
Don’t be ashamed, it’s no cri-i-ime …
Listen,
You can trust me with your secrets!
Though I know it tears your heart
Apa-art …
Beauty
Is my curse, it never hides!
Though you laugh to split your sides,
You’re in love with me!
Eee-ee-ee …
Eee-ee-ee …
Tip, sweetheat is immune to your superpower when you don’t have a tail!
Well, that cheered Sweetie up 😀
Tip is going to lose some more mojo by the time this conversation is resolved, isn’t he?
Am I imagining things, or do I spy a [i]Patience[/i] reference?
In retrospect, this was actually the perfect way to break the ice.