But yeah, no idea what Luigi might be now (nor what Beni and Victor are now – Gavotte might prefer to keep her meddlings psychological, but who knows what her plan is?)
(TUNE: “Matchmaker, Matchmaker” from Fiddler On The Roof, Bock & Harnick)
Paperwork, paperwork, it’s such a beast!
Bothersome, yes,
To say the least!
Paperwork, paperwork, I’m not a clerk,
I hate when my work’s increased!
Paperwork, paperwork, done by my swarm!
Rule after rule
I must conform!
If you don’t shirk, and you do all your work,
I’m trapped in a paper storm!
So drink, dine, dance or go lurching!
Go barefoot (or just maybe your socks)!
I’ll take the chance to go searching
And find the Luigi reactor box!
Paperwork, paperwork, if you’re employed,
This is a chore
You can’t avoid!
If there is less, then I’ll be overjoyed,
So …
Go now, my pup!
Vacation time,
Use it all up!
Go, move your tail!
And don’t leave a pa-per trail!
tune: “I Really Don’t Want to Know,” Howard Barnes and Don Robertson, 1953, sung by Les Paul & Mary Ford, Eddy Arnold, Elvis Presley and others
How many fusion reactors
Can we store, before they all blow?
How many? How many? I wonder
But I really don’t want to know
How many kisses will Unity
Give Remy, and is he her beau?
How many? How many? I wonder
But I really don’t want to know
I’m awfully suspicious
Of Gavotte and her plan
The Little House is bad enough
Without that man
How many days must I carry
A heart full of worry and woe?
How many? How many? I wonder
But I really don’t want to know
Also I know where you’re going and why, but I can’t officially approve as it is not an emergent problem.
Plausable Deniability.
One of the greatest and most used tools of the black ops community. Right up there with the hidden camera.
What a honey of a problem.
To be honest though, we’re just assuming it’s another fusion reactor. After all, the third floor has to be getting its power from *somewhere*.
Luigi, Beni and Victor were *supposed* to be fusion reactors: http://skin-horse.com/2010/todays-comic-117/
But yeah, no idea what Luigi might be now (nor what Beni and Victor are now – Gavotte might prefer to keep her meddlings psychological, but who knows what her plan is?)
Presumably, Shaenon and Jeff know. God help us all if they don’t. ;D
Ouch; geek fail. I should’ve remembered those.
(TUNE: “Matchmaker, Matchmaker” from Fiddler On The Roof, Bock & Harnick)
Paperwork, paperwork, it’s such a beast!
Bothersome, yes,
To say the least!
Paperwork, paperwork, I’m not a clerk,
I hate when my work’s increased!
Paperwork, paperwork, done by my swarm!
Rule after rule
I must conform!
If you don’t shirk, and you do all your work,
I’m trapped in a paper storm!
So drink, dine, dance or go lurching!
Go barefoot (or just maybe your socks)!
I’ll take the chance to go searching
And find the Luigi reactor box!
Paperwork, paperwork, if you’re employed,
This is a chore
You can’t avoid!
If there is less, then I’ll be overjoyed,
So …
Go now, my pup!
Vacation time,
Use it all up!
Go, move your tail!
And don’t leave a pa-per trail!
Gavotte was just about to impart the critical need to know information. It’s not her fault that Sweetheart refused to hear her.
Almost looks like one of Homer’s mythical dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths when they bark.
She also knows where you’re going and why, your darkest secrets, social security number, mother’s maiden name, and how many nose hairs you have.