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2013-04-24

by shaenon on April 24, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: My House Is Me
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  1. Manifesta
    April 24, 2013, 1:25 am | # | Reply

    tune: “I Really Don’t Want to Know,” Howard Barnes and Don Robertson, 1953, sung by Les Paul & Mary Ford, Eddy Arnold, Elvis Presley and others

    How many fusion reactors
    Can we store, before they all blow?
    How many? How many? I wonder
    But I really don’t want to know

    How many kisses will Unity
    Give Remy, and is he her beau?
    How many? How many? I wonder
    But I really don’t want to know

    I’m awfully suspicious
    Of Gavotte and her plan
    The Little House is bad enough
    Without that man

    How many days must I carry
    A heart full of worry and woe?
    How many? How many? I wonder
    But I really don’t want to know

  2. Altarboy
    April 24, 2013, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    Also I know where you’re going and why, but I can’t officially approve as it is not an emergent problem.

    • Shadowmehr
      April 24, 2013, 3:03 pm | # | Reply

      Plausable Deniability.

      One of the greatest and most used tools of the black ops community. Right up there with the hidden camera.

  3. Andrew
    April 24, 2013, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    What a honey of a problem.

  4. Dave
    April 24, 2013, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    To be honest though, we’re just assuming it’s another fusion reactor. After all, the third floor has to be getting its power from *somewhere*.

    • Jay
      April 24, 2013, 6:21 am | # | Reply

      Luigi, Beni and Victor were *supposed* to be fusion reactors: http://skin-horse.com/2010/todays-comic-117/

      But yeah, no idea what Luigi might be now (nor what Beni and Victor are now – Gavotte might prefer to keep her meddlings psychological, but who knows what her plan is?)

      • jdreyfuss
        April 24, 2013, 8:36 am | # | Reply

        Presumably, Shaenon and Jeff know. God help us all if they don’t. ;D

      • Dave
        April 24, 2013, 7:48 pm | # | Reply

        Ouch; geek fail. I should’ve remembered those. 😛

  5. Eddurd
    April 24, 2013, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Matchmaker, Matchmaker” from Fiddler On The Roof, Bock & Harnick)

    Paperwork, paperwork, it’s such a beast!
    Bothersome, yes,
    To say the least!
    Paperwork, paperwork, I’m not a clerk,
    I hate when my work’s increased!

    Paperwork, paperwork, done by my swarm!
    Rule after rule
    I must conform!
    If you don’t shirk, and you do all your work,
    I’m trapped in a paper storm!

     So drink, dine, dance or go lurching!
     Go barefoot (or just maybe your socks)!
     I’ll take the chance to go searching
     And find the Luigi reactor box!

    Paperwork, paperwork, if you’re employed,
    This is a chore
    You can’t avoid!
    If there is less, then I’ll be overjoyed,
    So …
     Go now, my pup!
      Vacation time,
       Use it all up!
        Go, move your tail!
         And don’t leave a pa-per trail!

  6. Viadd
    April 24, 2013, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    Gavotte was just about to impart the critical need to know information. It’s not her fault that Sweetheart refused to hear her.

  7. jennibrock
    April 24, 2013, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    Almost looks like one of Homer’s mythical dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths when they bark.

  8. Saberbeam
    April 24, 2013, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

    She also knows where you’re going and why, your darkest secrets, social security number, mother’s maiden name, and how many nose hairs you have.

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