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2015-04-23

by shaenon on April 23, 2015 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Moe Lane
    April 23, 2015, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    OK. This last one broke my brain.

  2. Dave
    April 23, 2015, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 gives me the cries. 🙁

  3. Jerry Aethers
    April 23, 2015, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious! This undercover mission has gone so far south that its going to have to leave the planet just so that it can travel in a direction that isn’t north at this point.

    (What really gets me is that Sweetheart is now apparently self-identifying as the drone more that as the dog. Going through opposable thumb withdrawal is going to be hard on her when she wakes up from this mission.)

    • Frank
      April 23, 2015, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      Quick! design her a can opener!

      • B
        April 23, 2015, 2:38 am | # | Reply

        a can opener that can be operated without paws by a self loathing dog? tricky, to save time we should just put a sign around the cans saying “You don’t deserve to eat! Hunger is your punishment!”

      • oneuniverse2
        April 24, 2015, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

        I’d make a box with a slot that punches the contents all the way through when a button on top is depressed by a paw.

        • Eraser820
          May 5, 2015, 1:04 am | # | Reply

          I seem to remember seeing a commercial automatic opener that didn’t work too much differently, I think it had two punches, one that *almost* completely cut the bottom leaving an inch tag to keep it attached then another that punched the top through and caused the bottom to flip open and eject them then fed the empty to a secure crusher. It was in some sort of place that dealt with tomato sauce in industrial quantities which came in those ten pound cans like coffee and institutional sizes of ketchup or soup do and was staffed by inmates so naturally making sure it A) Could not be used as a weapon and B) dealt with the detrius in a way that such also could not be scavenged for weapons was a priority.

  4. Tira
    April 23, 2015, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    But.. sleepy puppy! In a hat!

    In my experience, an animal that looks that cute can get away with whatever it wants.

  5. --jt--
    April 23, 2015, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Dave, I concur.
    Also it sounds too much like my own inner voice.:p

  6. Michael Brewer
    April 23, 2015, 1:18 am | # | Reply

    You are wearing the Hat!

    • Frank
      April 23, 2015, 2:14 am | # | Reply

      Actually, now that you mention it, it would be interesting if she tries to take it off herself.. only to find that does nothing

      • WJS
        July 25, 2019, 11:51 pm | # | Reply

        I guess it depends on how quickly the simulation can adapt.

  7. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    April 23, 2015, 5:20 am | # | Reply

    Is it just me, or does that hat look different then it did before?

    Of course, Goldbug has probably never seen the genuine article, so this is only to be expected.

  8. Delta Echo
    April 23, 2015, 6:54 am | # | Reply

    On the hat…it seems to be Schrodinger’s Hat, of an undefined form, while Goldbugged.

    The last time we saw what we KNOW is the real, genuine article was Christmas – the last time it’s this zoomed in on it is December 24, and it’s full of colander holes then, decidedly not the baseball-cap look here.

    Sweetheart, darling, you need to go deeper…

    • Rex Vivat
      April 23, 2015, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      I keep having to bring this up… but past drawing inconsistencies notwithstanding, it has always been a baseball cap. You can see it in the same style in the comic for 2015-02-27 (I can’t post more than one link), and the first 2 panels of that one are not part of a simulation.

  9. Robert Nowall
    April 23, 2015, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    So take the hat *off*…

  10. David Breslin
    April 23, 2015, 7:46 am | # | Reply

    I’m still not sure if this is just a simulation, or if Anasigma have actually “Second Gate”-ed the drone into a real but deeply improbable alternate universe. Out-of-character Nick from earlier suggests the former; the sheer detail the latter. So- if that IS a real AltU!Sweetheart in the hat, I wonder where HER drone is?

  11. eddurd
    April 23, 2015, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    From the Marx Brothers movie, “Horse Feathers” …

    (TUNE: “Everyone Says I Love You”, Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby)

    Everyone is gonna die,
    And I am a bad dog and I’ll tell you why
    I messed with the door, and now the temp’rature’s high
    And all will fry!

    Nick, dust off! It’s time to fly,
    So just hit the road (or in your case, the sky) …
    I must stay behind to help! At least, I will try,
    So, Nick, bye-bye!

     Yel-low-stone Caldera is getting hot
     And gon-na blow!
     I … just came to call me a bad dog
     And I hate me so!

    Everything has gone awry …
    (Though I’m unaware that this is all a lie …)
    The world’s gonna blow up like the Fourth of July!
    So fly! Don’t … die!

    • Tom Flapwell
      April 23, 2015, 10:00 am | # | Reply

      You make the most random associations, Ed, but I should’ve guessed you watched the Marx Brothers.

    • Wdot
      April 23, 2015, 10:57 am | # | Reply

      I’m always happy to see your filks, Eddurd, you bet your life!

  12. dr brain
    April 23, 2015, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    saddest strip evar D:

  13. Kona
    April 23, 2015, 10:16 am | # | Reply

    Has the premise of a person losing his or her identity into the mind of a remotely operated drone (“Call Me Joe”, Poul Anderson, 1957; “Avatar”, 2009) become common enough to be considered a trope yet? Not that that would be a bad thing; I love the concept. Having the character in the mind of the drone meet the now-abandoned original body is an added twist.

    However, I hope it’s only temporary. I would really miss Sweetheart in her adorable doggy form, and Bubbles and Nick played the drone hilariously and poignantly. There aren’t many SH characters left who haven’t driven her, and I’m a bit terrified to see how Tip does in the role. A little too on the nose, if you get my meaning.

    • Robert Nowall
      April 23, 2015, 11:42 am | # | Reply

      I thought “Avatar” stole that from “Call Me Joe.” But I only know what I’ve read of it—I’ve never seen “Avatar.”

    • Rex Vivat
      April 23, 2015, 11:49 am | # | Reply

      I believe that would be a subset from Becoming The Mask.

  14. Dewy
    April 23, 2015, 11:59 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, I think the Humiliation Conga is just about run its course. Time to figure it out, Sweety.

  15. Shadowmehr
    April 23, 2015, 8:41 pm | # | Reply

    I would say this is a low point for her, but sadly, it seems more spot on for her character.

  16. drachefly
    April 27, 2015, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

    If anyone reads Slate Star Codex… I’m now thinking, “JUST GET OUT OF THE CAR!” – “JUST GIVE ME THE PRIME NUMBERS!”

  17. Jon
    December 24, 2019, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    Poor Sweetie.

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