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2022-06-03

by shaenon on June 3, 2022 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Phantomwise
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  1. Moe Lane
    June 3, 2022, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I feel ya, Sweetheart. I feel ya.

  2. --jt--
    June 3, 2022, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart’s word balloon got grabbed by the tail!
    I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

    ..oh, darn.

    • Frank Hightower
      June 3, 2022, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      yeah, darn. Unity always interrupting

  3. Dewy
    June 3, 2022, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Oh Sweetheart, if only you hadn’t been under the Man’s thumb, ate all the bad guys and had makeovers, the world would know peace.

    Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

    • Duane B.
      June 3, 2022, 1:12 am | # | Reply

      Ate the mans thumb??….and gave the bad guys makeovers???

      • Candace
        June 4, 2022, 12:22 am | # | Reply

        Well, those actions might have helped, actually.

  4. Candace
    June 3, 2022, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    I love this so much!

  5. Frank Hightower
    June 3, 2022, 3:38 am | # | Reply

    Did Sweetheart already forget the mirror world?

  6. Bubble181
    June 3, 2022, 4:01 am | # | Reply

    Isn’t world peace something to strive for, rather than solve? I mean, the meaning is clear, I’m a non-native speaker so this just seems wrong to me but that may just be me. Solve world hunger, sure. Solve the psychosocial stress environment we’re all trapped in, why not. Solve bigotry and racism, awesome. Solve world peace, wait what?

    • StClair
      June 3, 2022, 4:23 am | # | Reply

      probably meant in the mathematical sense: “solve for x.”
      as in, “we will find what the answer is.”

    • awgiedawgie
      June 3, 2022, 7:22 am | # | Reply

      I think it’s in the sense that you “solve” a rubik’s cube. Yes, you solve problems, but you also solve puzzles. World peace is a puzzle – an enigma, even – and she intends to solve it.

      • David B Huber
        June 3, 2022, 10:25 am | # | Reply

        I truly enjoyed the “X Files” episode (“Je Souhaite”) where Mulder asked the genie for Peace On Earth. 😉

      • cloudster
        June 3, 2022, 10:26 am | # | Reply

        And Johnny Cash never stopped wearing black.

      • Sheik
        June 3, 2022, 10:29 am | # | Reply

        It’s not actually an enigma. The source of the problem is the one thing idealists refuse to acknowledge. Humans, indeed all life on earth, are geared to use their environment to advantage. Thus humans do what nature designed humans to do best…Game the System. Socialism will never work because any system devised by Humans can be defeated by Humans. The same goes for Capitalism, but it, if properly guided, it can fail safely, that is jobs may be lost but not lives.

        • Duane B.
          June 3, 2022, 11:25 am | # | Reply

          I think trying to “guide” capitalism, is like herding cats.
          They will pretty much make their own way, and be fine.

        • khn0
          June 3, 2022, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

          Kant made his entire work toward achieving world peace through a system than cannot be cheated. His little final book is quite accessible to read…

        • awgiedawgie
          June 3, 2022, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

          Ah, but it is an enigma. You have indeed identified the source of the problem – humans, and specifically, human nature – but you have not given any kind of solution to the problem. The enigma is how you get ALL of humanity to go against their very nature and live in complete harmony with one another.

  7. Robert Nowall
    June 3, 2022, 4:38 am | # | Reply

    Like most bureaucratic agencies, they set out to help people (of whatever variety) without much thought of what the people would think was needed to help.

  8. alanoodle
    June 3, 2022, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    Alright. I’m willing to forgo world peace if I can just keep seeing Tigerlilly in that sequin dress.

  9. BRGR
    June 3, 2022, 10:09 am | # | Reply

    Fiat iustitia et pereat mundi.

  10. jdreyfuss
    June 3, 2022, 10:30 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart is finally embracing the perks of being on top of the bureacracy.

  11. mickeyjf
    June 3, 2022, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    Shoutout to Andrew in the WP today!

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/comics/2022/06/03/popeye-strip-randy-milholland/

  12. James R. Baerg
    June 3, 2022, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    To be serious about ‘solving world peace’, this is a start.
    “Never at War: Why Democracies Will Not Fight One Another”
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_at_War

  13. Robert Nowall
    June 3, 2022, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, Skin-Horse,
    Why’re you leaving in such a hurry,
    If only now it’s all you feared?
    There’s a whole lot more than us than screwing up our work.
    Our helping new-made life to be.
    The answer’s between your ears.

    You’ve got to stop and help the people.
    You’ve got to figure out your message every day.
    You must have found the way to Lovetron is a tough and troubled road,
    If you won’t stop and help the people along the way.

    Before you came to work at Skin-Horse in this building,
    Did you have some kind of home family?
    Did you tell yourself you find yourself quite pretty?
    Did you take your clients to your heart and treat them tenderly?

    You’ve got to stop and help the people.
    You’ve got to figure out your message every day.
    You must have found the way to Lovetron is a tough and troubled road,
    If you won’t stop and help the people along the way.

    Did you ever have a battle in the forest?
    Punching out some Anasigmas as you please.
    Well, you can do that and achieve up to eleven
    You are throwing out the choice our squad
    On advice of fighting bees.

    You’ve got to stop and help the people.
    You’ve got to figure out your message every day.
    You must have found the way to Lovetron is a tough and troubled road,
    If you won’t stop and help the people along the way.

    —from “Stop and Smell the Roses,” written by Mac Davis and Carl “Doc” Severinsen, sung by Mac Davis.

  14. Kyle
    June 3, 2022, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    Getting some Cat and Girl vibes from this one. It’s a good thing.

  15. Shadowmehr
    June 3, 2022, 1:04 pm | # | Reply

    Ask four people for an opinion, get six different answers. Yep, sounds about right.

  16. Robert Nowall
    June 3, 2022, 6:46 pm | # | Reply

    They helped but they screwed up a lot. And often they accomplished squat. Though there’s work to be done, they’re off for some fun, in their Lovetron-ship flying space yacht.

  17. Duane B.
    June 3, 2022, 11:36 pm | # | Reply

    That first panel would make a nice t-shirt

  18. Knuckles
    April 8, 2025, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

    Turns out the hardest part of keeping the peace isn’t just controlling *your* impulses.

    It’s controlling *everyone’s* impulses.

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