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2014-09-27

by shaenon on September 27, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Moe Lane
    September 27, 2014, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Machinations!

    • Moe Lane
      September 27, 2014, 12:04 am | # | Reply

      …Machinations, from the *Man*!

  2. Frank Hightower
    September 27, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    To this day, I still can’t read that name without hearing *Fwwom!* [flash of color] Tigerlilly Jones

  3. David Palmer
    September 27, 2014, 1:41 am | # | Reply

    Failure is not an option.

    It is a requirement.

  4. BMunro
    September 27, 2014, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Last time we saw her, IIRC,her mojo wasn’t in full operating condition (Possibly due to quantum interference from Tip’s own Makeout Man field). I wonder if she’s recovered by now?

  5. M. Alan Thomas II
    September 27, 2014, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    Prediction: He is somehow going to totally and completely succeed, possibly through sheer luck. He will thus get Tip monstrously jealous.

    • Stickmaker
      September 27, 2014, 1:46 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, when someone so genre-aware as the boss says that, he pretty much knowingly guarantees success. Unless he’s too smug about it, and the perversity of the universe bites him in the back. Unless… That’s what he really wants?

      Head hurts, now…

  6. Eddurd
    September 27, 2014, 7:08 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “On, Wisconsin!”, William T. Purdy & Carl Beck)

    Mister Bravo, Mister Bravo,
    Get out there and fail!
    You’ll be guarding Tigerlily,
    Go on, move your tail!

    Never-fearing, hard of hearing,
    Perfect foil for me!
    Knowing you, I’m sure you’ll screw
    Up roy-al-ly!

  7. jdreyfuss
    September 27, 2014, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    This is why you don’t flail your minions in important places.

    • Frank Hightower
      September 28, 2014, 12:39 am | # | Reply

      But how important can one ear be? They have two of them!

  8. Shadowmehr
    September 27, 2014, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    To paraphrase Sir Pratchett, from Jingo:

    Vetinari: “Our lives depend on you acting like a fat fool.”

    Colon: “But I can’t act, sir.”

    Vetinari: “Good!”

    Truly genre saavy leadership is knowing how to use the idiocy of those below you to your advantage. Both Green and Gavotte know this. The rest of us just get to enjoy the fireworks.

    • Stickmaker
      September 27, 2014, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

      Supposedly, Disraeli deliberately sent someone to negotiations on the Suez Canal who was so honest, friendly and goal-oriented that all the other parties were too busy trying to uncover the man’s duplicity and plots to interfere with his job.

    • Sheik
      September 28, 2014, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

      “I divide my officers into four groups. There are clever, diligent, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and diligent — their place is the General Staff. The next lot are stupid and lazy — they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the intellectual clarity and the composure necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is stupid and diligent — he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always cause only mischief.”
      Baron von Hammerstein-Equord

  9. Robert Nowall
    September 27, 2014, 11:25 am | # | Reply

    I think we’re all fond of Tigerlilly Jones. Just because we all don’t follow Tip Wilkin’s lead and sleep with her doesn’t affect that.

    • Rex Vivat
      September 28, 2014, 2:55 am | # | Reply

      That’s the kind of generalization that one should not say. I, for one, find myself groaning every time she shows up.

  10. VoxExMachina
    September 27, 2014, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

    Is this the first time Tigerlilly Jones has gotten her sobriquet? Becuase “The Clockwork Caesar” is AWESOME.

  11. Ray
    September 27, 2014, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

    In English I sort of prefer “Clockwork Kaiser”. “Kaiser” is just “Caesar” imported by way of German, but the pronunciation in English rolls better.

    • Stickmaker
      September 27, 2014, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

      That is more alliterative.

    • Andy4Hire
      September 27, 2014, 7:49 pm | # | Reply

      That, plus there’s evidence from some old inscriptions in Greek that “Kaiser” (well, “Kaisar”) is how “Caesar” was actually pronounced.

      • carnackiArdent
        September 28, 2014, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

        Mostly because Greek didn’t have Cs at all. It’s just that the Romans transliterated all the Ks that way. So neither Greek nor Latin had soft Cs – Kéntauros became centaurus.

    • Stewart C Baker
      September 29, 2014, 1:07 pm | # | Reply

      Rolls, eh? I see what you did there.

  12. Ray
    September 27, 2014, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    And I’m still waiting for her to team up with Francine Descartes. ‘Cos FD is in the public domain, and that would be AWESOME!

  13. Eddurd
    September 27, 2014, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

    Ray, why would you want to put Descartes before Skin Horse?

    • Treesong
      September 27, 2014, 6:58 pm | # | Reply

      How many years have you been saving that, Eddurd?

      • Moe Lane
        September 28, 2014, 12:06 am | # | Reply

        Now, let’s not spoil the magic with explanations.

  14. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    September 28, 2014, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

    Wait a minute… she’s looking directly at the “camera”. She knows!

  15. Max
    September 29, 2014, 3:41 am | # | Reply

    “They can take our… erm, freedom, but they can never take our… MS eyewear?!?” Wait, this doesn’t sound right…

  16. Cutee
    December 11, 2015, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

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