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2012-12-22

by shaenon on December 22, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Railway Children
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  1. Ira
    December 22, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Real power doesn’t exist for the half-lizard people? Poppycock!

    • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
      January 23, 2014, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      That’s right. The real power belongs to the fully-lizard reptilian shapeshifters manipulating world events from behind the scenes.

      • Darkstarr
        April 23, 2016, 3:18 am | # | Reply

        Good thing nobody’s revealed the existence of the Secret Feline Overlords yet then, isn’t it?

        Oh, bugger… I just let the cat conspiracy out of the bag…

  2. John
    December 22, 2012, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    I’d vote for a half iguana. If I didn’t, the wrong lizard might get in.

    Got any gin?

    • Altarboy
      December 22, 2012, 12:47 am | # | Reply

      Well then, jynnan tonnyx all around then.

  3. mittfh
    December 22, 2012, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Violet’s talking to the wrong person. Given Tip’s day job is working with and for non-human sapients (i.e. not only his clients but his colleagues and his line manager) he’s hardly likely to form the opinion that they shouldn’t gain power.

    Oh, and with the current bunch of fully human sapients lurking the corridors of power, some of the non-human sapients might actually do a better job…

    • Norman
      December 22, 2012, 2:07 am | # | Reply

      The problem is, of course, that the non-human sapients would have to be elected; those that would do a better job are not any more likely than their human counterparts to actually win the election, at least not against opponents like those to whom mittfh alluded…

    • The Other Mike
      February 18, 2017, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      Well, we gave non-human sapients a try. Elected an Oompa-Loompa, and he’s actually much worse.

      • John Campbell
        November 13, 2018, 2:33 am | # | Reply

        As much as I’d like to disown him from the species, I’m pretty sure that he’s actually a human non-sapient.

      • Rejutka
        March 8, 2021, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

        @The Other Mike:
        How dare you! Oompa-Loompas are hard-working; rarely taking a break to go play golf. And they make clever word-play threats.

        @John Campbell:
        Wouldn’t a non-sapient by definition not be a member of species Homo Sapiens ?

  4. Johnwwells
    December 22, 2012, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    Violet is doing an excellent job of illustrating the distinction between mad and crazy. Making “inhumans” is mad. Calling them that on a train full of zombies, mad scientists, and Tip? Crazy.

    • Norman
      December 22, 2012, 2:11 am | # | Reply

      Especially when you’re locked up in a cell and a pocket nuke is about to go off. I doubt if anyone besides Tip and the rest of Team Anasigma is at all likely to let her out. And I’m not that sure about her teammates.
      Of course, if the person calling them inhuman isn’t actually there, it’s not so crazy ^_^

  5. Bartimaeus
    December 22, 2012, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    Man, what did Tip ever see in her?

    Oh right— NOTHING!

  6. dexitroboper
    December 22, 2012, 3:43 am | # | Reply

    I thought there was already Senator Robert Mongorsky http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic/series.php?view=archive&chapter=15096&name=narbonic&mpe=1&fromwhich=2&direction=b

    • Norman
      December 22, 2012, 9:22 am | # | Reply

      There’s the Senator, all right, but as that whole strip is essentially “flash forwards”, we have no way of knowing (until now! thanks for the info, VB!) whether or not that particular incident has happened yet. Now we know, either Robert Mongorsky is not yet a senator, or not yet half iguana, and therefore not yet carried his wife up a skyscraper ^_^

      • WuseMajor
        December 23, 2012, 6:20 am | # | Reply

        I’m pretty sure that Mongorsky is already half-iguana. http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic/series.php?view=archive&chapter=10246

    • The J is Silent
      March 14, 2019, 7:57 am | # | Reply

      I always assumed Mongor held Brazilian citizenship and was therefore a Senator in the Senado Federal do Brasil. It really sucks that we’re so far behind other countries when it comes to transgenic rights.

      • awgiedawgie
        March 14, 2019, 8:20 am | # | Reply

        Why would you assume that? Just because he was in Helen Sr.’s lair? I assumed that was why he was half iguana, but I figured she had taken him from the US when she left from Helen Beta’s lair.

        Based on Violet’s remarks here, I figured he was either running for Senator now, or at least rising through the ranks.

  7. Eddurd
    December 22, 2012, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    Of course, Violet is referring to Senator Robert Mongorsky.
    http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic/series.php?view=archive&chapter=15096&mpe=1&step=1

    (scroll over to the right, he’s third from the end)

    (TUNE: “Puff The Magic Dragon”, Leonard Lipton and Peter Yarrow)

    Senator Mongorsky
    Climbed up the tower …
    And made his way, Election Day,
    To the corridors of power!
    Chair of his committee,
    Keeps them on their toes!
    On The Hill, he’ll pass his bill
    By devouring all his foes!

     [CHORUS:]
      Oh,
      Senator Mongorsky
      Lived in a tree …
      But now debates and legislates
      There in Washington, D.C.!
        (repeat)

    Anasigma’s Violet
    Loathed that lizard-man!
    She said, “It’s just a crime, I must
    Stop him any way I can!
    True-blue humans threatened,
    Numbered are their days!”
    Tip’s reply: “Well, he’s my guy
    If he votes for rights for gays!”
     [repeat CHORUS]

  8. FlyingFish
    December 22, 2012, 5:24 am | # | Reply

    Although, for Mongorsky, “equality” means “I will happily eat any of you.”

    • mnementh
      December 22, 2012, 1:41 pm | # | Reply

      You say that as if it were a bad thing. Besides; we prefer fish.

      mnem
      Scaly get no respect.

    • EveryZig
      December 22, 2012, 10:51 pm | # | Reply

      You speak as if any other politician wouldn’t.

  9. Mental Mouse
    December 22, 2012, 6:10 am | # | Reply

    I think GODOT managed to get into Violet… possibly while Ginny was downloading her?

    • Klyfix
      December 22, 2012, 10:24 am | # | Reply

      I’ve been thinking that for some time; what better way for an AI to gain mobility than to take over a robot?

    • Shadowmehr
      December 22, 2012, 6:20 pm | # | Reply

      Scary thought. Scarier thought: the download process, if interrupted, would cause a merging of files. Giving rise to an entity with G.O.D.O.T.’s omnicidal mania and Ms. Bee’s patriotic anti-abhuman mania. The result would be something that would not only gain power in the back rooms, but try and eliminate everything, and I mean everything, that isn’t American.

  10. Stickmaker
    December 22, 2012, 10:19 am | # | Reply

    Better non-human sapients than non-sapient humans.

    Also, to quote Dr. Daniel Jackson “Wrong person to ask.”

  11. alurker
    December 22, 2012, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    You’re talking to a guy who works for a swarm of bees, Violet.
    A. Swarm. Of. Bees.

  12. mnementh
    December 22, 2012, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

    No, I do NOT want a senator who’s half iguana. I want one who’s all iguana. Is Rango running for office?

    mnem
    I’d vote for that; and Godzilla for VP. Damn skippy.

    • Classic Steve
      December 22, 2012, 3:46 pm | # | Reply

      You think Godzilla would settle for VP?

      • reynard61
        December 22, 2012, 5:58 pm | # | Reply

        Dick Cheney did…

      • mnementh
        December 22, 2012, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

        First off, Godzilla is a SHE. Trust me on this one. 😉

        And of COURSE she will run as VP. She has to EAT her superior to consolidate her power in the reptile population; it’s a cultural thing. Whether she survives or he does, it’s a win-win for the scaly agenda.

        mnem
        You’d think I’d have learned after Quetzalcoatl… damn, child support for 267 hatchlings is rough.

  13. ericscoles
    December 22, 2012, 2:22 pm | # | Reply

    you’re all just a part of the reptilian conspiracy.

    • ericscoles
      December 22, 2012, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

      … also, do we have any reason to suppose this is actually Violet’s real motivation?

      • WJS
        September 25, 2017, 9:21 am | # | Reply

        “Anti-inhuman bigot” is a very strong villain trope, so a better question would be do we have any reason to suppose it’s not her real motivation.

    • mnementh
      December 22, 2012, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

      And?

      mnem
      It’s not like we could possibly be any more Draconian than what’s already in DC…

  14. Katrika
    December 22, 2012, 7:16 pm | # | Reply

    Ugh, she’s a bigot. There goes any like I had for her.

  15. woozy
    December 22, 2012, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

    She’s Fred the bird?? Uh, what does tip care bout marriage equality?

    • Shen Hibiki
      December 24, 2012, 2:12 am | # | Reply

      You don’t need to want it for -yourself-, to care about a topic.

      • woozy
        December 24, 2012, 10:08 am | # | Reply

        Yeah but a tip who acknowledges marriage exists as a concept much less comprehends it and far less cares about it is an unfunny tip.

  16. Dave
    December 22, 2012, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    So Violet Bee’s real identity… is a Republican?

    ;P I kid, Elephants.

  17. Seth
    October 3, 2013, 7:27 am | # | Reply

    I’d take up to 99% if he supported marriage disestablishment.

  18. Knuckles
    March 20, 2025, 11:44 am | # | Reply

    At this point, with the way things are going, I’d take a full iguana.

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