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2014-05-06

by shaenon on May 6, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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  1. Jay Eff
    May 6, 2014, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    “I… did I break him?”
    No, Chris- Much like a Yakov Smirnoff joke, I believe he broke YOU.

    BTW, I’m beginning to think Bubbles is being piloted by Stimpson J. Cat.

    • mrmonkeyhead2013
      May 7, 2014, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      Great…from now on I’m going to read her ‘Joy’ dialog in Stimpy’s voice.
      ;3

  2. Candace
    May 6, 2014, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    I see Tip succeeded in getting Chris to quit hassling him. That’ll teach Chris to be a dick to a transvestite psychologist. šŸ˜€

  3. Andrew
    May 6, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Even a one-track water dispenser girlbot can’t resist Tip.

  4. ngmatt8652
    May 6, 2014, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    the only way I can describe this is “I don’t understand souls”

  5. christineincanada
    May 6, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Tip be trollin’.

  6. Altarboy
    May 6, 2014, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Flibbertigibbet, I haven’t heard that since my friend’s mom passed away.

  7. Freezer
    May 6, 2014, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    Tip Wilkins: Master of Snarkiness Judo.

  8. Rex Vivat
    May 6, 2014, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    And Moustachio just watches silently.

  9. =Tamar
    May 6, 2014, 4:35 am | # | Reply

    Yay, Tip! Master of Snark!

    • reynard61
      May 6, 2014, 11:44 pm | # | Reply

      The Snark-fu is strong in this one…

  10. robertnowall
    May 6, 2014, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    Joy is his only service.

    • oneuniverse2
      May 6, 2014, 6:23 am | # | Reply

      You’re definitely not typing about Wilkin.

      • robertnowall
        May 6, 2014, 7:50 am | # | Reply

        It had to be said about someone, sooner or later.

      • Efogoto
        May 6, 2014, 9:27 am | # | Reply

        Servicing is his only joy?

  11. oneuniverse2
    May 6, 2014, 6:22 am | # | Reply

    flibĀ·berĀ·tiĀ·gibĀ·bet [flib-er-tee-jib-it]
    noun
    1. a chattering or flighty, light-headed person.
    2. Archaic. a gossip.

  12. Eddurd
    May 6, 2014, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Maria” from The Sound of Music, Rodgers & Hammerstein)

    How do you get some help from Captain Wilkin?
    Ordering him to bring the files to you …
    What do you call this guy that I am filkin’?
    A flibbertigibbet who hasn’t a thing to do!

    Do you detect a vocal tone sarcastic?
    Mincing around so sprightly and so coy!
     Then right on the cheek of Chris,
     He’s planting a juicy kiss,
     Saying that service is his only joy!
    Oh, how do you get some help from Captain Wilkin?
    Boss him around like he’s an errand boy!

  13. jdreyfuss
    May 6, 2014, 6:42 am | # | Reply

    Tip and Bubbles look like they’re about to break into song.

    • MarkHH
      May 6, 2014, 7:52 am | # | Reply

      Skin Horse – The Musical.

      I’d pay to see that.

      • Eddurd
        May 6, 2014, 9:44 am | # | Reply

        MarkHH, if I ever win the lottery, it’s happening.

  14. bergerjacques
    May 6, 2014, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    Oh Mr. Wilkin. You’re asserting more depth to your character again. And with wonderful confidence and upbeat sense of self.

  15. Becky
    May 6, 2014, 11:08 am | # | Reply

    I keep wondering about the Robokitty shirt. Knew someone on City of Heroes named Robokitty@Virtue. Likely just a coincidence. Really do miss that game, in any case.

    • merleblue
      May 7, 2014, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

      You may want to look up “City of Titans” if you really miss Paragon City!

  16. Nonie
    May 6, 2014, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

    S.W.A.K. indeed! I love them as knows their history, I do!

    • GDwarf
      May 6, 2014, 9:01 pm | # | Reply

      Glad I’m not the only one who got that.

      (It’s “Sealed With A Kiss”, for those who aren’t familiar with Victorian-era writing conventions).

      • merleblue
        May 12, 2014, 11:49 am | # | Reply

        Doubt I would have recognized it, if not for “Going Postal”.

        • Rex Vivat
          May 12, 2014, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

          Indeed.

      • Seph
        March 31, 2016, 4:50 am | # | Reply

        Delightfully onomatopœic into the bargain.

  17. Sleazy D
    May 6, 2014, 1:29 pm | # | Reply

    Tip is moving on to robots. No one is safe.

  18. Shadowmehr
    May 6, 2014, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

    If Chris has an ounce of genre-savviness, he should pull a Rincewind right now.

    Watch Tip sashay down the hall, walk calmly to the nearest exit, and once out of sight run like his a– is on fire and the Devil is chasing him with a hotdog on a stick.

    It will save time and humiliation later.

  19. jdreyfuss
    May 6, 2014, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

    Hey, there are mad social scientists in the Narboniverse, right? Maybe everyone’s been watching the wrong genius slowly go mad all this time. Chris’ derision is sort of like the laughter of a fool at the Institute.

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