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2018-03-07

by shaenon on March 7, 2018 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Hundred Dresses
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  1. Bruce A Munro
    March 7, 2018, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    The Hindenberg is now in flames and headed earthward.

  2. Pygar
    March 7, 2018, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    The train is on the edge of Shonash Ravine…

    • Frank
      March 7, 2018, 8:16 am | # | Reply

      You mean Clayton– You mean Eastwood– You know what? just get the Delorean

  3. gyrre
    March 7, 2018, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Rosencratz and Gildestern are on their way to the castle.

    • Towering Barbarian
      March 7, 2018, 12:33 am | # | Reply

      But don’t worry! The coin is always coming up heads. That’s a good sign, right? ^_^

  4. gyrre
    March 7, 2018, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    *Rosencrantz*

  5. Dave Huber
    March 7, 2018, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Now, now – don’t be so negative! Sweetheart is relying on her instincts! It is entirely possible that Niue has never heard these lines before and considers interest expressed in herself the most worthy of scintillating conversation!

    My concern is for Unity, who appears to be leaking nanobots all over the control console… Uh-oh…

    • awgiedawgie
      March 7, 2018, 12:44 am | # | Reply

      My concern is for Nick, who now has several nail holes in the console…

      …not to mention those leaking nanobots getting all over the place.

      • Candace
        March 7, 2018, 1:06 am | # | Reply

        Good point.

  6. Chrisn
    March 7, 2018, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Picture Unity’s ‘bots finding their way into Nick’s brain jar (or whatever you’d call it). Picture a Unity/Nick like we had a Unity/Virginia. I kind of want to see it. Kind of.

  7. Ogden Wernstrom
    March 7, 2018, 1:43 am | # | Reply

    If smart UNITY were here to see her tech fail during Sweetheart’s date, she would be shocked and horrified, maybe. But Sweetheart is on the ropes too early, there is too much time to come from behind.

    • awgiedawgie
      March 7, 2018, 2:27 am | # | Reply

      I’m not so sure she’d be shocked so much as she’d be ticked off. I don’t think the problem is with the tech. I think the problem is with Sweetheart. She seems to lack the necessary focus to function properly. After all, Mr. Green (at least we were led to believe it was Mr. Green) operated the Violet drone for a lot longer than Sweetheart managed, with hardly any problems. And of course, Nick operated it for days without crashing.

      • Bruce A Munro
        March 7, 2018, 10:10 am | # | Reply

        Dr. Lee: “Good news! I’m found the problem – it seems the drones were originally designed strictly for human use – no provision for the differently brained.”

        Sweetheart: “Can you do anything about it?”

        Dr. Lee: “Sure! I’ll just need to open up your skull to accurately map your neural architecture.”

        Sweetheart: “…”

        Dr. Lee: “You’re giving me the look. Why are you giving me the look?”

        • Candace
          March 8, 2018, 1:18 am | # | Reply

          I want to see this now.

  8. Duth Olec
    March 7, 2018, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if perhaps Smart Unity deliberately sabotaged it because she thought it dishonest.

    • Anson
      March 7, 2018, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

      I’m wondering if the problem is all the holes in the circuitry Normal Unity just put in it. And if she did it on Smart Unity’s subconscious behalf.

  9. TheLivingNick
    March 7, 2018, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Tip’s reaction is wrong; it should be “Wow, you made it three minutes!”

    • Tom Powell
      March 7, 2018, 8:36 am | # | Reply

      This!

    • wizard4169
      August 8, 2021, 5:19 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, that’s at least a minute longer than usual.

  10. Dr. Steve
    March 7, 2018, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    Ha ha – nailed it!

  11. Frank
    March 7, 2018, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    To be fair, three minutes can be an awful long time… if you’re waiting for an elevator

  12. Robert Nowall
    March 7, 2018, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    Use the other end of the hammer, Unity.

  13. Robert Nowall
    March 7, 2018, 10:01 am | # | Reply

    (By the way, GoComics added another irritating feature this morning—a big logo of the comic. Besides the space it takes up, well, don’t we know what comic we’re clicking on and reading already?)

    ((No big thing here—I just wanted a place to vent.))

    • awgiedawgie
      March 7, 2018, 11:42 pm | # | Reply

      I guess I don’t see much of a difference. The colour logo is on the left side where the comic title was already, so it doesn’t change the size of the comic. What bugs me about their new “improved” design is the absence of the zoom button to make the comic fill the screen.

      (Actually, there has been a myriad of things that bug me about their new design, but that’s the main one pertaining to space and size.)

  14. mahlernut
    March 7, 2018, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    Those must be some -long- nails!

    • awgiedawgie
      March 7, 2018, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve got some 12 inch landscape spikes that would do the job nicely.

  15. Shadowmehr
    March 7, 2018, 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    Nick is going to make U.N.I.T.Y. pay for the repairs to his console, I know it. I’m amazed he let her in with carpentry tools in the first place.

    • Pygar
      March 7, 2018, 8:14 pm | # | Reply

      Hammers in hammerspace are hard to detect…

      • awgiedawgie
        March 7, 2018, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

        Hammers do not “exist” in hammerspace. They only exist in real space when they are drawn from hammerspace. It’s all very scientific, and I’d need to be Unity-on-brains to be able to explain it.

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